Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

__rae__

Albuquerque

Member Since 2004

Followers 178 Following 136

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Thursday Jun 16, 2005

Jun 16, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inches, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him around by shaking him.

The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me: I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Whew, Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around!"
tongue
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
blankdisk:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! ANAL SEX! oink
Jun 17, 2005
dinah:
I like your new pic, and glad to hear that your new job is working out so well. I don't think I'll be drinking any time soon, I had a night with margaritas and it feels like I have 10 ulcers at the moment, so I'll be sticking to water for now. life is life, I say. I just wasn't very happy, so I took matters into my own hands. Hey, just wondering if you know...ashley is in town, and I'd really like to see her, so if you know anything, let me know. thanks rae rae, you're a sweetheart. kiss
Jun 18, 2005

More Blogs

  • 04.02.07
    7

    Monday Apr 02, 2007

    Back in Burque... ......Moved into a new apt across town. ........…
  • 03.17.07
    5

    Saturday Mar 17, 2007

    I love arguing with people on the net. I'll be back home this e…
  • 03.15.07
    6

    Thursday Mar 15, 2007

    bleep bloop
  • 03.14.07
    2

    Wednesday Mar 14, 2007

    crazy dreams of making love to my hero.... .............then i kic…
  • 03.12.07
    6

    Monday Mar 12, 2007

    Whoohoo!! I made it to Orlando alive!! ok bye
  • 03.03.07
    3

    Saturday Mar 03, 2007

    hooray!! I'm online again (for the 4th time this year) Quick update…
  • 01.22.07
    8

    Monday Jan 22, 2007

    Ok...the third time I've been able to get online since 2007 started. …
  • 01.03.07
    6

    Wednesday Jan 03, 2007

    my net access is no more..... the wireless net neighbors have moved …
  • 12.26.06
    4

    Tuesday Dec 26, 2006

    when will it end?!?!?!?!?!
  • 12.18.06
    8

    Monday Dec 18, 2006

    To all of you text messagers: My phone is broken. I'm not trying to …

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
4
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,597 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,979 followers
  • 14,936,349 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,433,611 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo