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Oh my god that's tomorrow at the crack of dawn??!?!?!?!!? I just realized that. Well I will try to be there if I don't get way too drunk tonight!

Update: Having forgotten that the competition is the day after Cinco de Mayo, I'm forced to change my plans.

I will not be attending the contest.

Instead, a blurry husk that looks vaguely like me but with horribly bloodshot eyes and the stink of second-day tequila sweat will be there, munching miserably on a breakfast burrito, but screaming just as loud as I otherwise would.