My goodness.....
....quite the weekend....
So this past week my brother (MC) was in town from FL. Drinking almost every night with him. Crazy nights at the pool hall...ran the table on him the whole time. Also ran into his friends, who used to be my good friends [no major event ended the friendship, we just drifted apart when I started dating fuckheaD (capital D, FREAK, not F)] and we all went crazy. They're like my older brothers and they haven't really seen me in years, they just came out to wish MC farewell and fine biddings...and get me ridiculously plastered. Excellent pictures taken, yet misplaced in a drunken rant...you'll see them soon. Promise.
MC left back to Floridian life on Friday morning. I'm pretty crushed but I'm going to Orlando to visit him on Feb 28. Wheeeeee!!!! 
On Thursday, I hung out with Vanessa, my husband Coldandsilent, Robbie and Raven at a local pizza joint. It was Raven's last supper (in Albuquerque) since he was leaving for LA the next day. Vanessa went to LA as well on Friday, for her own reasons....
Friday night I had my first strip club experience. My lap dance cherry has been forever popped.
I ran into another old friend (wooch) over the week and we went to dinner, then for drinks. He suggested TD's showclub as our final destination of the night, and I was so excited I almost wet meself. When we got there we got sat down in a fantastic little corner by the main stage so I can get the full effect of the nekkidness. Hehe. The ladies loooooved me. Boobies in my face the whole time. Somehow one of the dancers removed my shirt and I was topless at my table for a good ten minutes...normally it would've bothered me to have my sheparts exposed to the whole world of perverted old men and boys, however Wooch got me so hammered it didn't phase me one bit. Excellent night. I'm in love with a voluptuous little goth dancer named Ashley. I want to have her babies. On the way out I ran into another old friend of mine (Justin) who is now working as the bouncer there. I hadn't seen him in 3 years (but that's a whole other story...) and shot the breeze for a few achingly cold minutes and became best friends with him all over again.
In two weeks were going back to take over the place. Sharon, Mariposa, and fit_freak are coming to assist me in the oogling.
Later Friday night I went back to Wooch's for more drinks and I woke up saturday in his guest room (not remember going to bed) completely hungover and covered in glitter with a permagrin.
Saturday I went shooting in the outskirts of Rio Ratthole. Got to shoot a 9mm. I'm a pretty accurate shot, I find. yay! WE shot about 150 rounds and made fun of the drunken rednecks (that were also out there shooting) by square dancing and hootin and hollerin once we ran out of ammo, which wasn't the best idea, since they were drunk, had guns, and no shame whatsoever. We left shortly thereafter.
Saturday night I went out with Justin to downtown Albuquerque and hit up 5 or 6 bars. That guy knew EVERYONE. It was crazy! I guess he's been working in the downtown bars as security quite a bit in the past few years. It's insane that I hadn't run into him sooner then the stripclub moment. We almost got into a few bar fights because we were throwing ice cubes at everyone. We were ready for them, but the disputers backed down when they saw how big we are standing. I got ridiculously drunk again last night (obviously) and somehow made it home by 4:00...
How was your weekend?
....quite the weekend....
So this past week my brother (MC) was in town from FL. Drinking almost every night with him. Crazy nights at the pool hall...ran the table on him the whole time. Also ran into his friends, who used to be my good friends [no major event ended the friendship, we just drifted apart when I started dating fuckheaD (capital D, FREAK, not F)] and we all went crazy. They're like my older brothers and they haven't really seen me in years, they just came out to wish MC farewell and fine biddings...and get me ridiculously plastered. Excellent pictures taken, yet misplaced in a drunken rant...you'll see them soon. Promise.
MC left back to Floridian life on Friday morning. I'm pretty crushed but I'm going to Orlando to visit him on Feb 28. Wheeeeee!!!!
On Thursday, I hung out with Vanessa, my husband Coldandsilent, Robbie and Raven at a local pizza joint. It was Raven's last supper (in Albuquerque) since he was leaving for LA the next day. Vanessa went to LA as well on Friday, for her own reasons...
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Friday night I had my first strip club experience. My lap dance cherry has been forever popped.
I ran into another old friend (wooch) over the week and we went to dinner, then for drinks. He suggested TD's showclub as our final destination of the night, and I was so excited I almost wet meself. When we got there we got sat down in a fantastic little corner by the main stage so I can get the full effect of the nekkidness. Hehe. The ladies loooooved me. Boobies in my face the whole time. Somehow one of the dancers removed my shirt and I was topless at my table for a good ten minutes...normally it would've bothered me to have my sheparts exposed to the whole world of perverted old men and boys, however Wooch got me so hammered it didn't phase me one bit. Excellent night. I'm in love with a voluptuous little goth dancer named Ashley. I want to have her babies. On the way out I ran into another old friend of mine (Justin) who is now working as the bouncer there. I hadn't seen him in 3 years (but that's a whole other story...) and shot the breeze for a few achingly cold minutes and became best friends with him all over again.
In two weeks were going back to take over the place. Sharon, Mariposa, and fit_freak are coming to assist me in the oogling.
Later Friday night I went back to Wooch's for more drinks and I woke up saturday in his guest room (not remember going to bed) completely hungover and covered in glitter with a permagrin.
Saturday I went shooting in the outskirts of Rio Ratthole. Got to shoot a 9mm. I'm a pretty accurate shot, I find. yay! WE shot about 150 rounds and made fun of the drunken rednecks (that were also out there shooting) by square dancing and hootin and hollerin once we ran out of ammo, which wasn't the best idea, since they were drunk, had guns, and no shame whatsoever. We left shortly thereafter.
Saturday night I went out with Justin to downtown Albuquerque and hit up 5 or 6 bars. That guy knew EVERYONE. It was crazy! I guess he's been working in the downtown bars as security quite a bit in the past few years. It's insane that I hadn't run into him sooner then the stripclub moment. We almost got into a few bar fights because we were throwing ice cubes at everyone. We were ready for them, but the disputers backed down when they saw how big we are standing. I got ridiculously drunk again last night (obviously) and somehow made it home by 4:00...
How was your weekend?
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thenewmexican:
when?
dinah:
you said twitterpate. I love you.