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Weeee in less than an hour I'll be driving towards hoooome, Flagstaff arizona EEEE OOO WEEE OOOO

If I don't post in a few weeks I died in a horrible, horrible car crash.
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Grandson: What did you do in the war?

Me: H4r h4r n3wbl37 I pwn3d punk b1tch34 w/ my 1337 $k1llz

Grandson: oh no!

Me: n3wb ololol!!!!!111eleven









*slowly going insane*
notoriouscat:
Try to make friends with the little crazies in your head, like it was a movie...
bondgirl:
hahaha.. I've missed you on the boards. smile
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So my old dame called me wishing to be 'friends'.


Sometimes shooting yourself in the face just isnt enough.
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surgicalsnack:
that is Not Right.

But you probably already know that.
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Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake, senora, shake itall the time
Work, work, work, senora, work your body line
Work, work, work, senora, work itall the time

My girl's name is Senora
I tell you friends, I adore her
And when she dances, oh brother
She's a hurry-cane in all kinds of weather

(Jump in de line, rock...
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roxxee:
*shaking*
bondgirl:
You are never on anymore. Where have you gone?
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Gunnery on monday, I'll be leaving for a month to shoot stuff and pretty much make an ass of myself, I'll be sure to take pictures.


So 4 weeks alone in the field away from civiliazation, I thought it would be necassary to show the amount of preperation that goes into such a long field problem.

I have a problem,

But I'll...
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norritt:
thats a mountain of dew confused
bondgirl:
God bless the Dew. I became hooked on the diet kind in high school and still have like 5 a day.
I welcome my cancer with open arms!

I wish you updated everyday, because your life is so wildly exciting!
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****BREAKING NEWS****


OH MY GOD.






I think I saw my mom on Hotornot.com.

I can't even begin to explain the thoughts that bubble in ones mind if (like me) you've never even contimplated the chance of this happening.

Really when it comes down to it you have but two choices, hot or not? Should I rate low, possibley insulting my mother, you...
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bondgirl:
HAHAHAHAH!!!


Your phone is dead? I was going to call you!
prockg:
How is it that I hate smokers but love your profile pic. I don't get it. confused