Friday Apr 03, 2009

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I was masturbating in my bedroom when I heard something crash

My publicist (yes, I really have one of those) is mental. She has all the social and familial histories of someone who could only ever be mental. Her father is a well-known American TV celeb, she used to date a very famous actor, a very famous writer, a not-so famous writer and, latterly, one...
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the_reverend:

COME BACK! MK says hi.

blackberry:

Un abrazo from Chile!!!!!

amor amour love

<3 <3 <3 *-*

From crivelli

ZE's testimonials are kept in a jar beside his bed in case of a national emergency. Please give generously.

This message has been brought to you by M.A.D.D. ( Mother's Against Drunk Drivers )

Wednesday Dec 06, 2006

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I'm going to delete my testimonials. To those who left one, thanks ever so, but I hate that they're on my journal page as if I'm some desperate validation-seeking 16-year old.


I'm a desperate validation-seeking 33-year old, as such if I want anything there it's going to be nuns or ewoks or Bea Arthur.

I'd like to think that...
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smuffy:

why did you delete them!?

they will probably disappear!!!

Tuesday Dec 05, 2006

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Fucking re-re-design!

I'm all about the gah!

I don't think I've ever experienced a company fly in the face of its membership so devastatingly as this site. Maybe it wants to alter the demographic. Maybe it wants a membership made entirely of 18-year old fuckwits. Maybe they just let the monkeys pull the levers in the office. Maybe they just don't...
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crivelli:

I honestly can't see that it matters, the site (silent 'h') is on a steady dribble down the back of your leg anyway. It's quite right that the background is flock wallpaper.

aksiokersa:


I am passing your book out at The Nondenominational Inclusive Celebration That Just Happens To Cooccur With What is Not Actually The Day of Anyone in Particular's Birth this year. You fucking twat.

Monday Dec 04, 2006

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STOP!

Think before you cross.
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creamygoodness:

Mind the gap!

perdy:

You're locked in the shed. This can only mean one thing.

Thursday Sep 28, 2006

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I'm not one to post about the girls' sets because as you all know I'm a very devout and religious man and for me looking at a lady's doody is something that should be performed within the sanctity of one's kennel. Normally I never look at hot naked ladies. Or nuns. Or the Golden Girls. Or ewoks. And little baby Jesus...
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oracle:

so, what part of scotland are you in?

deleteddelete:

Oi gammonflaps - we still on for the 2nd?