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Gone surfin'!

Matt's services are on Saturday in Naples. Mouse told me not to come down for them, it's going to be a family only thing. She said it would pay better tribute to him to live life to the fullest and continue with my plans to go surfing. Basically she told me to go do what I love to do most, what I live for, as...
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Lesbian Karaoke tonight! I'm bringing my friend Beth, who is super-awesome. She will stun you with her awesomeness.

Friday I head to Harrisburg in the morning to meet up with Donovan and Jaz. We're going camping at Pine Grove Furnace in lower central PA. It's bat weekend. They are having zoologists come out and capture, show and educate the campers on all things bat.

Plans...
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12:00am Saturday night I called Mouse. I had been quoting showtunes (yeah, yeah, whatever, go fuck yourself) and was stumped on a line. When all else fails I call Mouse.

Mouse and I have known each other since 4th grade and since that time we have never gone without talking for more than two months. That's twenty years of mutual appreciation and adoration, folks. She...
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Backpiece session #2 is complete. I'll post picks when I get a hot minute.

A calls when she wants to be tied down and feels trust is lacking in her life.
B calls every few hours and wants to reaffirm that she is independent.
C keeps stealing my clothes, goddamit.
D has shut me out entirely.

I'm kind of looking forward to my hermit like...
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Next up on Channel 23, brought to you by the Zigzag Corporation, is a special feature by yours truly ace reporter, Max-max-max Headroom-headroom-headroom.

Max checks in on our favorite news fluff piece, Zerobreak.

Max: Z-Z-Zero. What it is, with it how?
Z: Living to survive in our techno-fabulous world, Max. Getting some cyberpunk work down on my backpiece and getting ready to do some offline...
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4AM, X night:
A: "Be gentle, please? I think you are more then what I've had and it feels like it's tearing. Just a little. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry about your sheets, but don't worry yourself about that. You're so incredible, don't stop. Oh so."

3AM, Y night:
B: "Just fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. Tie me up, use the ropes, gag me....
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We all have to die of something sometime, so what's it going to be?

I'm going to keep trying to discover something new. I'll sail the seas and map uncharted waters. Live life to the fullestand when I get in over my head, which will inevitably happen, trust me that I've got it under control.

Remember when I stood by you when you were down...
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GNR taught us how to rock.
Van Halen taught us how to have fun.
NIN taught us how to fuck.
RATM taught us how to think.
Rancid taught us not to take life so seriously.

Yah, seriously.

The parents came to visit this weekend. OMG. It was the first time in twelve years that they came to see me. I see them once a year...
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Holy hot Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ!

Go check out the August 2007 issue of Savage Tattoo Magazine for an article written by your's truly while covering the Philadelphia Tattoo Convention.

There's even a picture of Karma, Maxi, Addison and Havok!

So stoked!

Oh, what a weekend.

Tommy O' came up from DC. He came in late Friday night so we got settled in and meandered off to Manny Browns. At around midnight Langsford calls up and says he is in town for the night and at the Royal Tavern. We quick get the tab and run down for a few with him.

I fixed (amazing) breakfast in...
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