Wednesday May 02, 2012

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kiljoy:

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zamm:

It has been decided...... Berlin!

Tuesday Feb 17, 2009

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kiljoy:

I think SG has been reactivating old acounts in the hope that we'll keep up the sub.

zamm:

Ah, the thought crossed my mind....

Saturday Jan 31, 2009

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I have a new computer, it goes fast.
Woot!
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kiljoy:

Total WOOT!

pure:

i want a macbook

Wednesday Nov 19, 2008

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Bored.... bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored!!!!!!!!!!!

I did that thing where I had about 5 beers and came home and fell asleep... for about half an...
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nova_:

Yeah. I've been there quite a bit but I've never lived there. I'm glad you told me its not so bad. I'm sick of people bitching to me about how crap it is there. I've never minded it - but like I said I've never lived there! biggrin

nova_:

Exactly!! You're right, I'm sure I will love it smile

I actually got into Ad school (on Queens St) so I'm gonna do that before finding a job. I wanted to finish my degree there but Massey Uni is so far away!

Thursday Jul 20, 2006

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I havent written any journal shit in ages, but I have fuck all to say........
Oh I saw Pennywise last night, they were awesome, and there were no fringes or eyeliner (of the male variety) to be seen anywhere which made my night extra special. Fast and Loud.
Im going on tour soon (August), so if your in Auckland, Welly or Christchurch (or some other...
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Monday May 08, 2006

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I just had a 5 fillings and a wisdom tooth pulled, so all you motherfuckers better feel sorry for me!
I feel kinda like Micheal Corleone in that scene where the police comissioner busts his jaw up and the next day at the compound his face looks like he's storing nuts for the winter, except Im not nearly as cool as Micheal Corleone........ probably...
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pandie:

Ouch! wisdom teeth! and 5 fillings??
yeah I was surprised there were no other kiwis there, but not as surprised as Reagan etc were that I'd flown 'all the way over there' ha just to see them. The show was lots of fun (kinda messy though ha)I definitely recommend going next time if you get the opportunity!

kiljoy:

Ouch. Sorry to hear dude.

Monday Apr 10, 2006

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I have decided to share two funny as fuck links with you.

1. www.bash.org (go to top 100-200) Quotes from chatrooms etc.

2. http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=36725938&permanent=0 (check out the Q and A history)

here is an example of bash.org

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get...
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pedronz:

Ha! --- the word WANG is so brutally under-used.

glad to see it crop up in the best possible way!

"Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them."

if only life was that simple --- haa haa fuck you! --- splooge.

funny shit dude!

kiljoy:

Hahaha, that trademe auction is class.