Man....Last night I was royally pissed and dancing like a loony. I was out with 4 of my friends and we were minding our own business..when some men came and started dancing with us.. fine i thought..they're having a laugh....as time went on they decided to start grinding up against me.. told them to fuck off..they laughed..then one absolute CUNT grabbed my boob! Why do...
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inkedcraig:
Ah dont worry we'll sort him out one ill "I be raising my pimp hand mo'fo"
vedere:
Aww, Holds hand up, I can honestly say I've never manhandled a girl in a club (who I didn't know) but I've had my ass felt many a time. Us men get it too 
It's good that the bouncers did their job though!
It's good that the bouncers did their job though!
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blue_richard:
I'm with you, Hurry the fuck up Friday!
sterlingsteele:
yep...if only you were in SF, i 'd take you for a ride on the bike...and take to get a vegemite smammich. 
then maybe a tour up the california coast. that would be fun.
then maybe a tour up the california coast. that would be fun.
What a nice bank holiday weekend.. you go out, get wasted, rest. Do fuck all..
Then you get back to work on Tuesday.. expect a business lunch and find out your head of department died of a heart attack at the age of 50 over the weekend!
What a shitter man!
Sorry not very upbeat news to tell..
But now i don't get an all...
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Then you get back to work on Tuesday.. expect a business lunch and find out your head of department died of a heart attack at the age of 50 over the weekend!
What a shitter man!
Sorry not very upbeat news to tell..
But now i don't get an all...
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sterlingsteele:
whoa...that is a bizarre coincidence! my co-worker had a heart attack the other day as well...he was 35 though...sorry to hear the news. hope you are ok. if i were in the uk, i would take you out to lunch to cheer you up.
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead - and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old folk's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years...
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You should start out dead - and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old folk's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years...
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wooshky:
awww...stop blushing
Good afternoon guys and gals! If you are in the vicinity of Oxford this eveing...then you should go to the Star...rectory road and partake in our drinking this evening..there will be many and many more are welcome....
I need more days of work to figure out what I want to do, becasue looking up jobs whilst at mycurrent job may not look so good.....
I need more days of work to figure out what I want to do, becasue looking up jobs whilst at mycurrent job may not look so good.....
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inkedcraig:
ps
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES: resident evil, silent hill, tekken 3, cool choices there !!!!!!!!!!
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES: resident evil, silent hill, tekken 3, cool choices there !!!!!!!!!!
wenis:
o i know....ill deffinetly be smoking tomorrow..wake up watch cartoons..get baked then go play some xbox 360...day is complete! 
A word of advice....if you start drinking at 5.30 pm and dont stop till 2 amthe next morning...you should most probably not go into work the next day.
My boss took one look at me this morning and sent me home!
2 days off isn't bad though!
And i got a pay rise! only another grand and a bit but still mo money x
My boss took one look at me this morning and sent me home!
2 days off isn't bad though!
And i got a pay rise! only another grand and a bit but still mo money x
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lotus_mind:
sorry that i left so quickly yesterday: the gerbil which keeps my laptop running had a heartattack. rest in peace little gerbil.
i'll get a new one. and then - hopefully - we'll meet eachother again. you and me. - not the gerbil and i.
have a nice day and get weel soon!m
i'll get a new one. and then - hopefully - we'll meet eachother again. you and me. - not the gerbil and i.
have a nice day and get weel soon!m
badgers:
Thanks for the advice, i've been following it religiously
OK....I bunked off work yesterday because I was too tired after coming back from holiday and fucking all night..so ttoday I return to a tonne of unfinished business and I cannot be arsed. So as you see I am avoiding doing work by writing this. It is no longer sunny ...as in the south of France..bummer 
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drsocks:
Just in case you don't know already: www.homestarrunner.com
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
skys:
i'm sorry you feel so shitty my dear, i need to find a job too, but i think i will settle for something like waitressing, so i can keep occupied at all time to make the days go quickly.
try going to the bmezine.com website to have a look at ideas for new piercings.
i have taken out my hand piercing. it was looking a bit shabby so now it looks like i have a snakebite in my hnd.
well hope you feel better.
i'll be back on friday so i will hopefully see you out on sat.
xxx
try going to the bmezine.com website to have a look at ideas for new piercings.
i have taken out my hand piercing. it was looking a bit shabby so now it looks like i have a snakebite in my hnd.
well hope you feel better.
i'll be back on friday so i will hopefully see you out on sat.
xxx
God I had my brains fucked out lastnight.. it feels good
xxx
xxx
drsocks:
Right on!
France was awesome!
I have cleared my head.
Can't wait till Greta gets back from Germany and I can hear all about it!
xxx
I have cleared my head.
Can't wait till Greta gets back from Germany and I can hear all about it!
xxx
Work is so boring! God i know i go on about it!
I am off on hoiday on Thursday so thank the Lord Im away from this place....
I had the best weekend ever thanks to a special someone and now i want to f*ck off to France and do abosolutely nothing!
I am off on hoiday on Thursday so thank the Lord Im away from this place....
I had the best weekend ever thanks to a special someone and now i want to f*ck off to France and do abosolutely nothing!
drsocks:
This is what we in the biz like to call, "a false sence of security" heheheheh
skys:
hey my dear. i hope france is very cool and you and jenny are having a wicked time. germany is wondrful. taken out my damn hand piercing and now have marks that look like snakebites. oh well we spent the first couple of days in switzerland which was beautiful, am very happy brandon is everything that i ever wanted. so i'm very happy and completely smitten.
love you have fun
xx
love you have fun
xx
You know those days when work is slow, you have nothing to occupy your mind on so u go crazily depressed and start crying for 20 mins...no?
Oh well.. that's my day so far.
I am in pain
Oh well.. that's my day so far.
I am in pain
whitelightriver:
Poor thing 
Msg me if you need me...I'm moving today into a new place! I'd really like to hear from you, maybe. If you get a chance...bye ET.
Msg me if you need me...I'm moving today into a new place! I'd really like to hear from you, maybe. If you get a chance...bye ET.I AM BORED!
Work is boring, I have got nothing to do .....bla bla bla...
Work is boring, I have got nothing to do .....bla bla bla...
drsocks:
I could come kill you? That would solve the problem.
filth:
Looking up latin swear-words is slightly less dull than work. 