The strange shit we see at night... my friend and I were out for a pack of cigarettes about an hour or so ago. On the way back to my place we see this asshole truck driver who tailgates us for a while before changing lanes and speeding past us. Now, I don't know about you, but from time to time I try to will people like that to randomly catch fire or blow up. It never works of course. So tonight after the truck sped past us, we caught up to him at the red light and I tried my fire truck again. The light goes green and as we're sitting there, me still trying to will him to catch fire, suddenly his tires start smoking hardcore. The jackass was revving the engine but going nowhere, to the extreme that his tires were smoking, he started fishtailing, and he left the outer layer of the tires in big black streaks on the road.
After a silence we both started laughing, and agreed that I should count that as successfully willing a douchebag driver to catch fire.
After a silence we both started laughing, and agreed that I should count that as successfully willing a douchebag driver to catch fire.
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hor:
Sounds like you made it out of the house. I think a lot of people get stuck staying home all the time because they feel like they can't ever go out and do things alone. The next time you feel stuck at home, try going out on your own. You'll have the freedom to go wherever you want. Plus, you might meet new people.
jimmy:
I'm ok now