whiskeychick

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Is this thing on?
Oh, good. The dust had me worried.
How y'all doin out there?

So my favorite partner in crime and only salvation in this middle-of-nowhere sleepfest will be off touring with a band almost every weekend from here until eternity. Guess it's time to remember how to entertain myself out on the town. Anyone up for a shitface pity party this weekend while I get my bearings back?

You haven't lost me yet... still in the boonies, still bored senseless, but the outlook is improving. Found some local bands I dig, and some local artists, photographers, and otherwise creative beings I can chill with. Expanding my reach to Tulsa though cause the closest town around me is Fayetteville, and it's a deserted mining camp in the summer it seems.

In other news, I...
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Midget tall and retard strong...
Ever notice online notoriety only gets rewarded to the midget tall and retard strong? You don't have to be smart. you don't have to be beautiful. You only have to be loud and unavoidable and suddenly you are famous. Somehow I miss a step in that formula.

Still floatin aroung the great green country. Still bored. Still lookin for an outlet. Still enjoying the SG community from afar.

Worker Bee: "Hello your Majesty, I've been toiling and toiling for the last few months to build you the BEST honeycomb EVER. Are you pleased?"

Queen Bee: "Let me take a look... Oh no... this will never do... I will return to my throne, rest and relax while you start all over again"


I hate it when I get to what I think is near...
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I'm on the hunt.... I need a tattoo artist who is neither half a continent away from me, or cut off from the digital world. I would like to be able to contact this artist by means of telephone, internet, or even written correspondence, in order to arrange the completion of my back piece. If the new artist could use the same steady, hypnotically light...
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I've been asked.. "Why don't you have a set up?"

I'm 30... with kids... and a strong online presence... posting an SG set would lay what little I have held private all out in the open... can't take that back once it's out can you? That's the real roadblock.. otherwise I'd pop out to Phoenix, AZ and have my friend shoot me.