watch_it_burn

If on Christmas Day every present you open is some variant of personal hygiene product should you be concerned? I manage on average two showers a day so unless I've got the whole cleaning process wrong I'm reasonably sure I don't stink. Its also very rare I'll wear the same item of clothing on more than once before consigning it to the washer. All this...
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I've no idea if curiousity actually leads to the death of feline critters. I do know that it will lead to the demise of your sub woofer. Especially if you buy a cheap one from Cash Converters. To illustrate my point I have two examples -

1. I get home with my new subwoofer, tear it from the packaging and hook it up to my...
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Lets get the important stuff out of the way. Its the start of the new season of TV in America, and thank fuck for that. More specifically it means Heroes is back on. I love this show and now I have a reason to love it more. You see I like girls that are a bit evil, or very evil infact. Or just unconcerned with...
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So I watched the start of the new season of Heroes last night. It seems the new directive to the writing team is "Make the audience scream HOLY FUCK! every five minutes". And thank christ for that. I don't know how many plots they set up in an hour and half but it was a lot.

The prize for HOLY FUCK! moments still currently resides...
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Here for your amusement is my FAQ. Which will probably be less frequently asked questions and more like utter twaddle.

What's your name all about then?

It stems from my obsession with "The Dark Knight", more specifically Alfred's line "Some men just want to watch the world burn". A quick bit of paraphrasing later and ta da! Watch It Burn. Its also from the AFI...
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Words were going here, but i cant be bothered right now.

After watching "The Dark Knight" I was reminded of story regarding Jerry Lee Lewis. Lewis was doing a gig at the Brooklyn Paramount along with Chuck Berry and Little Richard. Berry and Lewis fought for last billing, eventually the organisers went with Chuck. This upset Lewis a bit, well a lot actually. So much he closed with a literally incendiary version of "Great Balls of...
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Stupid people are quite a paradox. While there are a fucking blight on society they also provide us with a great deal of comedy. Therefore they are both useful and useless at the same time. I believe this illustrates my point.



No one died so its ok to laugh at it.

I completed Grand Theft Auto 4 this evening. If you care about how it...
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Once again my dad surprises me. Before this evening I had no idea he was a closet Xphile. His enthusiasm about the forthcoming X-Files movie has outed him though. I think his exact words were "Mulder and Scully, you're damn right I want to see that". He also wants to see Wall - E.

I always thought i got the geek gene from my mum,...
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Anyone want to help me push Direct Line over a cliff into the sea and watch the evil fuckers drown? I know it'll be quite a task to relocate an entire company into the unforgiving oceans. Sure we'll probably kill a lot of people, but they're bad people so its ok. I don't think its to unlikely that we'll be rewarded with medals and several...
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Paradoxically It has been both a long and a short week. The last time I was sat at home seems an age ago, but everyday this week has flown by. Cant explain it and dont care to try to.

Anyway I've had my brain filled with computer stuff, up to the point were I'm not sure if three weeks more information is going to fit....
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