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I’m pretty sure it would be way easier to go on a date if you were allowed to have a sign around your neck which said “this is not how I normally act, I just have crippling social anxiety and I’m terrified you’ll figure out I’m not cool so I, trying waaaaay too hard...please give me a second chance when I’ll be a lot calmer”....
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Two guys sat in a bar.

The first one says “so...I fucked your mother last night. You hear me? I bent her over and fucked her hard and rough. And I’ll tell you what else, she moaned and LIKED it!”

The second one responds, “go home dad, you’re drunk.”

I saw Mad Max Fury Road (hereafter just called Mad Max) in IMAX and loved it. It was like pure cocaine and I’ve never done cocaine...I’m just pretty sure thats what it would be like. I bought the blu Ray, watched it a few times. It’s a great movie. Last night I watched it again, this time not just watching the insane stunt work, or...
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