These pancakes tastes like love...
Fine.. fine.. I'll tell you all about myself.. once I get in the mood.. which should be sometimes after I find some pants.
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http://www.unicornsunited.com/unicorn/starwars/INDEX.HTML
Heh... you know what? It'd be simply too easy to derive a new form of mockery from this website. Bottom line; I love the creator of this website, and when I say love, I mean...
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Fine.. fine.. I'll tell you all about myself.. once I get in the mood.. which should be sometimes after I find some pants.
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http://www.unicornsunited.com/unicorn/starwars/INDEX.HTML
Heh... you know what? It'd be simply too easy to derive a new form of mockery from this website. Bottom line; I love the creator of this website, and when I say love, I mean...
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Your pants belong to ME!
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rose:
Thanks if it were not for you, I wouldn't know what those other girls were talking about all the time. *sick feeling*
Ok funny guy what would you shove up your vagina?
I feel like wrapping mine over your head hahaha
Rose
Ok funny guy what would you shove up your vagina?
I feel like wrapping mine over your head hahaha
Rose
stina:
ha.. your post is out of controle. I think im with zoe on this.. I feel like i should be like PLEASE please tell me about yourself. yes yes yes 
ha..
Ok ..so i clicked your little link. I was distressed. I mean.. HAve you ever read Chuck P. books? Like fight club? It reminded me of parts of "Choke". Anyway.. when I was like.. um 15 I was listening to my moms conversations.. and she was talking to her cousin who works at an emergency room and they were talking about how everynight they have to pull something out of a vag or a butt. I guess frozen hotdogs were really popular.. and carrots, bottles.. and mostpopular was the hairbrush. Later I was reading statistics that said that the most popular thing for women to use was hairbrush handles.. because of thier shape. ha.. In highschool there was a girl who used to brag about Arizona Iced tea bottles.. ha. Anyway.. thats just something to think about.
ha..
Ok ..so i clicked your little link. I was distressed. I mean.. HAve you ever read Chuck P. books? Like fight club? It reminded me of parts of "Choke". Anyway.. when I was like.. um 15 I was listening to my moms conversations.. and she was talking to her cousin who works at an emergency room and they were talking about how everynight they have to pull something out of a vag or a butt. I guess frozen hotdogs were really popular.. and carrots, bottles.. and mostpopular was the hairbrush. Later I was reading statistics that said that the most popular thing for women to use was hairbrush handles.. because of thier shape. ha.. In highschool there was a girl who used to brag about Arizona Iced tea bottles.. ha. Anyway.. thats just something to think about.
http://www.lesbogoodness.
"Ever see two girls who you think would make GREAT lesbians? Then come here to vote which of these hot girls would make the best lesbian couple!
Ahem... on behalf of men everywhere... I would like to say the following:
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, BUT I AM SO, SO SORRY!
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Hey kids! Watch me be a filthy hooker and put myself on my...
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"Ever see two girls who you think would make GREAT lesbians? Then come here to vote which of these hot girls would make the best lesbian couple!
Ahem... on behalf of men everywhere... I would like to say the following:
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, BUT I AM SO, SO SORRY!
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Hey kids! Watch me be a filthy hooker and put myself on my...
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rxqueen:
haha yr so weird.
i heart you
and thanks for...
being here...from there.
i appreciate/adore you kiddo.
xo
i heart you
and thanks for...
being here...from there.
i appreciate/adore you kiddo.
xo
rose:
your fucking funny
hurray for bastards!
hurray for bastards!
Pork4Kids!
Good Christ, a talking pig endorsing children to stuff its rotting cooked innards into their mouths. What educational message does the batshit insane swine truly send?
"Hey kids, I enjoy bathing in my own waste! I've got more parasites than a public urinal! Farmers use sharp, unclean, rusty tools to rip out my spine! I'm born and raised in captivity simply to end up...
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rxqueen:
make that 5 out of 7
pihka:
...so I was right and youve got a thing for consonants indeed.
Id give you some hopeless words to get all thrilled over right now, but I must RUSH *wooooooooooom*, Ill return to this later.
Id give you some hopeless words to get all thrilled over right now, but I must RUSH *wooooooooooom*, Ill return to this later.
I feel out of place...
I don't know where I belong.
Damn, I've been looking for a long time too....I just have the social skills of a rabid badger.
SNERRAAARHGGHFTHGHBLARHG!
I don't know where I belong.
Damn, I've been looking for a long time too....I just have the social skills of a rabid badger.
SNERRAAARHGGHFTHGHBLARHG!
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monica:
hahaha!!! omg! that sounds like so much fun! your snotty tee shirt 
tiamat:
i have the social skills of a hamster on crack. it works for me though. people just feel sorry for me and then i get away with alot more.
Would you be impressed if I told you that I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue?
Pssst... just between you and me... that was one of those sexual innuendo things.
Pssst... just between you and me... that was one of those sexual innuendo things.
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bryn:
no no
my dreams have plenty o' wang
its just forceful but-i-dont-wanna-please-stoppit wang
i used to be able to unwrap a starburst using only my tongue.
my dreams have plenty o' wang
its just forceful but-i-dont-wanna-please-stoppit wang
i used to be able to unwrap a starburst using only my tongue.
bryn:
i can still pick my nose with my tongue.
so there.
so there.
A new Erin set, featuring my favorite alcoholic drinkn...
I'm literally in tears... with joy.
I'm literally in tears... with joy.
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tiamat:
erin= 
zoe:
you forgot baby voices of rage when i claw your arm to ribbons.
how does the name violent tortoise come about? i am very intrigued
xoxo zoe xoxo
how does the name violent tortoise come about? i am very intrigued
xoxo zoe xoxo
So, anyways... what's up?
sarc:
What's that supposed to mean, motherfucker???
I mean, yo. wattup
I mean, yo. wattup
rxqueen:
mah DICK
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roxypixie:
meh?
rxqueen:
*shakes head*
don't be startin nutthin' you cant finish.
anyway, i figured if Brian Dennehy (im too lazy to check the spelling) was gonna take my virginity (tho its been long gone already)
that this guy ( http://images3.fotki.com/v34/photos/4/42122/280120/347846294284l-vi.jpg ) is gonna take yours!
muwahahaha!
don't be startin nutthin' you cant finish.
anyway, i figured if Brian Dennehy (im too lazy to check the spelling) was gonna take my virginity (tho its been long gone already)
that this guy ( http://images3.fotki.com/v34/photos/4/42122/280120/347846294284l-vi.jpg ) is gonna take yours!
muwahahaha!
Love feels no burden,
thinks nothing of trouble,
attempts what is above its strength,
pleads no excuse of impossibility...
It is therefore able to undertake all things,
and it completes many things,
and warrants them to take effect,
where he who does not love would faint and lie down.
Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not.
Though weary, it is not tired;
though pressed, it...
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thinks nothing of trouble,
attempts what is above its strength,
pleads no excuse of impossibility...
It is therefore able to undertake all things,
and it completes many things,
and warrants them to take effect,
where he who does not love would faint and lie down.
Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not.
Though weary, it is not tired;
though pressed, it...
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sarc:
Le zoo... Le skunk.
LE YIPE!
LE YIPE!
I just wrote an entire entry about my experience last night at Thee Parkside... and for some reason my browser went backwards and it all disappeared to some parallel dimension...
So.. I'll just sum the experience up briefly.
-Met people
-Had a good time
-Paul_Mua'Dib rocks
-Coco's fishnet stockings rocked too
-Weird Japanese alien film with rotating super drill cocks did not rock
-Missing the...
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So.. I'll just sum the experience up briefly.
-Met people
-Had a good time
-Paul_Mua'Dib rocks
-Coco's fishnet stockings rocked too
-Weird Japanese alien film with rotating super drill cocks did not rock
-Missing the...
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dave_h:
its all about the Dave_H dance. you can not fuck wit it.
fudoh:
actually it was something coco told me, she said white leather is hot
*Slowly stands up* Uh... hi everyone. My name's Josh... and I love women with short hair.
Yes. It's true. No matter what the color or style, as long as it's short, I love it... along with the woman who the hair belongs to. Body type? Irrelevant. Pretty or not? Irrelevant. As long as short hair is in the picture, count me in. I can't explain...
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Yes. It's true. No matter what the color or style, as long as it's short, I love it... along with the woman who the hair belongs to. Body type? Irrelevant. Pretty or not? Irrelevant. As long as short hair is in the picture, count me in. I can't explain...
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cherry:
Oh yah, I did have a tonne of fun... I think they saw the bossy side of me though
Cherry xox
P.S Hello Josh, my name's Cherry.
Cherry xox
P.S Hello Josh, my name's Cherry.
bryn:
Snows new set is rad. i love it.
shes the only girl i know that can still look hot with sleepy circles.
so who won...you or the bear?
and whats with that penguin?
did you kick its ass too?
bitchslap it!
shes the only girl i know that can still look hot with sleepy circles.
so who won...you or the bear?
and whats with that penguin?
did you kick its ass too?
bitchslap it!
i take it from the lack of information about yourself, that you still have not found pants. In which case, you should come over...
oh goodness, i crack myself up
So. Yeah with yr obscure local band rant, you make me feel really dyslexic when i read except as expect which is what im guessing its ment to be. but then again im stipud so what do i know?
MY MOM IS MAKING ME EAT RED MEAT TODAY
*quivers, then dies*