From tweedle

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I fucking love this girl. She's pretty much my hero. What can I all say about her? Umm, first of all she's fucking adorable! She has the prettiest eyes and the most adorable widdle bum! She has awesome pets, she's generous and kind, and is the best friend any girl could ever ask for! She's also talented and intelligent. In summary, I love the effing POOP out of her. lovelovelovelovelovekisskisskisskisskissmiao!!

From pilot

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So I'm fucking in love with this girl! Pretty sure she's my biggest girl crush to date. Absolutely beautiful in every single way... hot body and the nicest constitution. AND she kind of has the brilliant cat who's basically my new best friend. Ok, I'm done with this novel now, thanks wink