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So Friday night I get home from work at about 10:30pm and my neighbors are having a BBQ...so I decide to join them. Next thing I know, it's 6am, I am sitting on the front porch talking politics with monkeypox's brother, and I have a sudden urge to throw-up. I decide it's time to go home, luckily, I did throw-up and then passed out...
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My parents are back from California.

My Grandpa's truck is now ours

I am going over to my parents house tomorrow to help them unload other things from the U-Haul they rented and then hopefully start cleaning the truck and maybe even take it for a drive.

The best memory of my Grandfather and I is now only 12 miles away from me, I am...
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If you are good enough to come in second place, you are good enough to be disappointed by it.

My parents are heading down to California this week to pick up things left to my Mom after my grandfather's death a few months ago, so those memories are starting to come back to me and my parents.

The only good thing is we (i.e. me)...
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Life sucks

Living situation not resolved yet...

Just found out June and July is looking really bad for my work, so I am back on the job trail again.

Most of my good friends are in San Francisco.

I have no money to do anything this weekend so I am just sitting home right now.

I have to clean the cat box of my roommate...
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A Week in the life of me...

So, everything seemed to be going fine with one of my roommates, until a few days ago, out of the blue he told me to move out. His reason was I dont clean. Which is bullshit, this is coming from a guy who cooks a huge dinner for himself and his girlfriend, leaves his plates/pizza boxes/beer bottles out...
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Notes from BBQ Part II

1. 2pm apparently means 5:30pm

2. A mix of beer, tequila, vodka, and jaeger makes for a great night

3. Cigars are always best when smoked with friends

4. Half naked girls are fun to look at

5. A mix of Nirvana / Destiny's Child does not work

6. Most of my friends hate Macintosh

7. Madden 2004 is awesome...
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Dear Honkey,

You are mean.

I tried to be friendly but all you do is hiss at me and try to scratch me.

If only you could meet Simon, now there's a nice cat. Simon likes me.

Love,

ME

Notes from BBQ...

1. No matter how many people you invite, there will be more.

2. No matter how much food you have, you will need more.

3. No matter how much beer you have, you will need more.

4. Lighter fluid is my friend

5. Beer is my friend.

6. Me, Lighter Fluid and Beer scares my friends.

7. The will be a mess...
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Dear Bank Account,

I realize I have been neglecting you as of late, and for that I want to say I'm sorry.

It's not that I want to ignore you, it's just I have nothing to feed you.

I know, I know....this relationship must suck for you, give, give, give and you get nothing in return.

Maybe I'm just selfish...me, me, me, money, money, money...but...
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Have you ever tried a Peanut-Butter Bacon Burger?

THE PAST WEEK IN REVIEW

Tuesday...Drunk

Wednesday...Drunk

Thursday...Drunk and stoned

Friday...Very drunk and stoned and kissed many people and had pork chops and applesauce at midnight because I wanted too..and now I'm hung over and out of vodka and wanting a jumbo jack and I still have to clean my old apartment and do laundry and do more laundry and fucking wash my car again...
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