Thursday May 12, 2011

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For reasons that cannot be explained, cats can suddenly read at a twelfth-grade level. They can't talk and they can't write, but they can read silently and understand the text. Many cats love this new skill, because they now have something to do all day while they lay around the house; however, a few cats become depressed, because reading forces them to realize the limitations...
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ron4164:
Who doesn't like Garfield? smile
joefx:
Hey lovely love whatcha up to this weekend??? Seattle wants you too visit!!!!

Wednesday May 11, 2011

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You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday...
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ambientlight:
It would not be an issue... as long as she doesn't put on an Augra mask during lovemaking. surreal
filthenstein:
Fuck no. The Dark Crystal is my absolutely favorite movie. Without a shred of a doubt, the number one film on my list. That would be fucking great.

Tuesday May 10, 2011

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You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear--for the rest of your life--sound as if it's being performed by the band Alice in...
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ambientlight:
While I liked Alice In Chains... I don't take kindly (or passively) to someone threatening my woman. I would neutralize the threat.
_swizzle_:
Bones heal. biggrin

Monday May 09, 2011

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the HITLER'S SKULL Question:

Let us assume there are two boxes on a table. In one box, there is a relatively normal turtle; in the other, Adolf Hitler's skull. You have to select one of these items for your home. If you select the turtle, you can't give it away and you have to keep it alive for two years; if either of these parameters...
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ambientlight:
The turtle... I've had good luck with turtles.

And the costs for security around the skull would far out way the stipend and any potential income for exhibition.
mrwaverly:
I think Hitler's skull, because then I could let people come in and fuck it. And charge them for the pleasure of fucking Herr Schicklgruber in the cranium. The queue would be miles long. After a few months, I'd saw the top off, and let people bring their pets round to shit in it. There would be no political angle, as hatred of Hitler is pretty much universal. I didn't have to think too hard before I wrote this. Is that worrying? Do I care? No.

Sunday May 08, 2011

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Question:
Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
What do you talk about?
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kfkminister:
I'd compare them to see which type of girl turned me on at certain points in my life, which ones I dated, didn't date or regret not dating, and try to see where they're at now, if now could work as opposed to then...and then, I'd go home alone, cause there's no point on trying to score with spoiled meat...
ambientlight:
"All" my former lovers?
Probably be best just not to say anything... or attend for that matter.
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