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Lockbox

I've threatened it for years but this time I may just do it. I have the deadbolt in place and only one copy of the key was ever made. The door is made of pure titanium and the hinges are welded to the wall. The only window in the house has bars blocking anyone from coming in but more importantly keep anyone for...
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merlowe:
Hello, I will hate you enough to be your friend!?
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Anger *Revised
My first kiss was in College and the last kiss I experienced was in college. I've only actually made out with one girl, and I was too drunk to even remember what she looked like. I fear kissing a person. The fear comes from my not having practice, the fear that I'm 25 and the number of kisses can be counted...
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My first kiss was in College and the last kiss was in college. I've only actually made out with one girl, who I was too drunk to even remember what she looked like. My high school highlights were beating Final Fantasy and being all state in Drama. While kids were out living life I was living mine through American Pie.
I fear kissing, I...
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Cardboard People

G.Q. Esquire pages with pictures of models. Not men or women, just unrealistic representation. MEN do not look like this only boys in overcoats. They have no self esteem. These Guys and Dolls are fragile porcelain who can break at a moments notice. Call them old, point out a flaw and the blubber on for days on end. No they are hollow...
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Man Club

Alright just come out and say it, I'm a virgin. Oh shit I've done it now. DO NOT pass go, do not collect 200 dollars. That's the end for my penis, I need to turn it in to the international club of men. This monumental proclamation will forever go down in the annuals of the club of men. One of...
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merlowe:
I am an olhead D&D geek!! Loved the dice and thought Dungeon Master's were HOT!