Oh my god, my layout for The Link is so sweet this week, it's a shame you guys won't get to see it online. Most of the credit goes to Fine Arts Boy, cus I was totally upset about always getting shit from people about how ugly my section looks when I'm obviously not a graphic artist and don't know the first thing about how...
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I am bombing the internet with notices that Black Heart has weekly updates. So here's an explosion for you:
It's time for another Black Heart Weekly Update, this one written by yours truly. And guess what? It's non-fiction! Jigga WHAT?! That's right, this week I tell all about La Clique, a sideshow burlesque I went to see this weekend. It's hot, it's sexy,...
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It's time for another Black Heart Weekly Update, this one written by yours truly. And guess what? It's non-fiction! Jigga WHAT?! That's right, this week I tell all about La Clique, a sideshow burlesque I went to see this weekend. It's hot, it's sexy,...
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carlow:
See? SEE?! Such wonderful uses for pomade, I don't even know where to begin. Just last week (on one of those crazy hot & humid days), a bee flew straight in my hair and got stuck. I flicked it out and it fell to the ground and couldn't fly away because of the pomade on his wings... so I stepped on it. That taught him.
siera_erradia:
hehehehe are shure???
that you get guys.....and not guys getting you?
that you get guys.....and not guys getting you?
Hey everybody, guess what? Black Heart has gone and gotten itself some weekly updates!
In the coming weeks, expect to see a lot more reading material on our site. And not just fiction. We're expanding into the realm of non-fictional sexploits, interviews, Carrie Bradshaw-esque columns and more.
Coming soon: hot poetry by Greg Santos, Y. Funk's first attemps at the dirty limerick, interviews with...
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In the coming weeks, expect to see a lot more reading material on our site. And not just fiction. We're expanding into the realm of non-fictional sexploits, interviews, Carrie Bradshaw-esque columns and more.
Coming soon: hot poetry by Greg Santos, Y. Funk's first attemps at the dirty limerick, interviews with...
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Woohoo! My second interview went much better. The place really does do phone-related interviews and market research, and they said there is paid training happening next week. So, I am supposed to email the guy I spoke to today on Monday to find out when exactly it's happening. If I survive training, they will decide whether I should work days or evenings, as day-time interviews...
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monogamie:
Miss, I think we broke SG.
Can I blame it on you?
Can I blame it on you?
Oh, fuck!
Leonard Cohen's in trouble, Lassie?! Nooooooooo! Clearly, we all need to go out and purchase our own copies of Beautiful Losers to help rectify this retirement fund fiasco.
Or was that the plan all along? Is this a Leonard Cohen scam? And what does a Buddhist need with a retirement fund, anyway? Aren't the monks going to take care of him on his...
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Leonard Cohen's in trouble, Lassie?! Nooooooooo! Clearly, we all need to go out and purchase our own copies of Beautiful Losers to help rectify this retirement fund fiasco.
Or was that the plan all along? Is this a Leonard Cohen scam? And what does a Buddhist need with a retirement fund, anyway? Aren't the monks going to take care of him on his...
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karnivale:
Thanks.
I did take at a look at your website previously and was actually interested in submitting something. I just don't have anything yet that I'm too keen about. Perhaps in the future.
I did take at a look at your website previously and was actually interested in submitting something. I just don't have anything yet that I'm too keen about. Perhaps in the future.
lemonkid:
I'm not sure about this weekend.. my work schedule should be up tonight when I go to work so I'll let you know when I get back home tonight.
If you want to go somewhere far, I've been meaning to try Cafe Italia, but if you want to go somewhere close in the Plateau that's ok too. Although that might be far for you if you live in a different area. Let me know.
If you want to go somewhere far, I've been meaning to try Cafe Italia, but if you want to go somewhere close in the Plateau that's ok too. Although that might be far for you if you live in a different area. Let me know.
I just added a news story to the SG wire, cus I found a disturbing clipping my roommate had cut from the Globe and Mail. I have no idea how SG decides whether or not to put stories up, so here's what I wrote in case it gets lost in the shuffle:
In a Globe and Mail article from last Saturday, Dr. David Matlock asserts...
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alhooter:
Mostly because I lived in Ottawa for 22 years and wanted a change. I have friends here so I moved where I would know a few people.
kaffeine:
Yikes! You're late; that was on the news board last week... go check out the huge debate raging in the message boards about it. What's even more disgusting than getting a designer snatch? The fact that some people think this is a healthy thing to do to yourself!
Dancing Cock Brothers show tonight! 9pm! At La Place Ct (4571 Papineau, corner Mt. Royal)! Bring friends, bring money for booze, bring $10 for entry and introduce yourselves to the lovely lady at the door (that'd be me)!
I'm not sure what I'll be wearing yet, but it may be time to bust out the Marla dress for a test drive.
And now I've got...
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I'm not sure what I'll be wearing yet, but it may be time to bust out the Marla dress for a test drive.
And now I've got...
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lemonkid:
Yeah... it's not necessarily an easy one to find.
Well, it's been a weird few days. The Photographer is off in Cape Breton making fat cash, I've been offered a better position in my current job which may involve such perks as my writing actually getting published in someplace other than my own magazine, and one of the baristas at my fave caf is leaving for a more lucrative position in the event planning...
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digipunk:
Congrats on the new position.
atrasties:
I don't know what the big push is for anal. My best guess would be most likely because it's become more prevalent in porn films. Saddly due to a lack of imagination in regards for most men, if it's in a porn, everyone must do it. There are those whose arguements are for no need for condoms but those guys are idiots so why listen to them.
I'm glad you like the sets but I think I might just be more to your tastes. Some of the others have some really good sets with hot pics and a fair sized following. I do it for myself mostly but I do like the feedback.
I'm glad you like the sets but I think I might just be more to your tastes. Some of the others have some really good sets with hot pics and a fair sized following. I do it for myself mostly but I do like the feedback.
The universe is conspiring against me. Or is it?
The Photographer was supposed to be in town this weekend, starting tonight. Yesterday he received a strange email from a guy claiming to be a restauranteur in Cape Breton. The guy apparently wanted him to come out and shoot the interior of his restaurant... for $3,500. The catch? He needs him this Friday. ARGH!
So we...
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The Photographer was supposed to be in town this weekend, starting tonight. Yesterday he received a strange email from a guy claiming to be a restauranteur in Cape Breton. The guy apparently wanted him to come out and shoot the interior of his restaurant... for $3,500. The catch? He needs him this Friday. ARGH!
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snottlebocket:
the whole universe?
you give us way too much credit, it was just me, a banana and the sock you dropped behind the washing machine three months ago.
it doesn't take a whole lot of conspiring to get to you
you give us way too much credit, it was just me, a banana and the sock you dropped behind the washing machine three months ago.
it doesn't take a whole lot of conspiring to get to you
My roommate gave me a poem she wrote called 'On Taking It Up,' which is about anal sexing a guy.
Chinaski sent me a poem about a girl with the longest pussy lips he'd ever seen, comparing them to a leech and also referring to them as 'murderous anatomy.'
I think the first poem is pretty good, and the second is going to do about...
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Chinaski sent me a poem about a girl with the longest pussy lips he'd ever seen, comparing them to a leech and also referring to them as 'murderous anatomy.'
I think the first poem is pretty good, and the second is going to do about...
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snottlebocket:
i hope she didn't compare that girls privates to murderous leeches to her face.
snottlebocket:
so i'm curious about your magazine, i briefly saw the website, is it a e-zine or are you actually in print?
You are spectacular by the way. I think we already covered that though.
Things sound lovely right now for you, I'm very glad.