Hey everybody, guess what? Black Heart has gone and gotten itself some weekly updates!
In the coming weeks, expect to see a lot more reading material on our site. And not just fiction. We're expanding into the realm of non-fictional sexploits, interviews, Carrie Bradshaw-esque columns and more.
Coming soon: hot poetry by Greg Santos, Y. Funk's first attemps at the dirty limerick, interviews with...
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In the coming weeks, expect to see a lot more reading material on our site. And not just fiction. We're expanding into the realm of non-fictional sexploits, interviews, Carrie Bradshaw-esque columns and more.
Coming soon: hot poetry by Greg Santos, Y. Funk's first attemps at the dirty limerick, interviews with...
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Woohoo! My second interview went much better. The place really does do phone-related interviews and market research, and they said there is paid training happening next week. So, I am supposed to email the guy I spoke to today on Monday to find out when exactly it's happening. If I survive training, they will decide whether I should work days or evenings, as day-time interviews...
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monogamie:
Miss, I think we broke SG.
Can I blame it on you?
Can I blame it on you?
Oh, fuck!
Leonard Cohen's in trouble, Lassie?! Nooooooooo! Clearly, we all need to go out and purchase our own copies of Beautiful Losers to help rectify this retirement fund fiasco.
Or was that the plan all along? Is this a Leonard Cohen scam? And what does a Buddhist need with a retirement fund, anyway? Aren't the monks going to take care of him on his...
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Leonard Cohen's in trouble, Lassie?! Nooooooooo! Clearly, we all need to go out and purchase our own copies of Beautiful Losers to help rectify this retirement fund fiasco.
Or was that the plan all along? Is this a Leonard Cohen scam? And what does a Buddhist need with a retirement fund, anyway? Aren't the monks going to take care of him on his...
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karnivale:
Thanks.
I did take at a look at your website previously and was actually interested in submitting something. I just don't have anything yet that I'm too keen about. Perhaps in the future.
I did take at a look at your website previously and was actually interested in submitting something. I just don't have anything yet that I'm too keen about. Perhaps in the future.
lemonkid:
I'm not sure about this weekend.. my work schedule should be up tonight when I go to work so I'll let you know when I get back home tonight.
If you want to go somewhere far, I've been meaning to try Cafe Italia, but if you want to go somewhere close in the Plateau that's ok too. Although that might be far for you if you live in a different area. Let me know.
If you want to go somewhere far, I've been meaning to try Cafe Italia, but if you want to go somewhere close in the Plateau that's ok too. Although that might be far for you if you live in a different area. Let me know.
I just added a news story to the SG wire, cus I found a disturbing clipping my roommate had cut from the Globe and Mail. I have no idea how SG decides whether or not to put stories up, so here's what I wrote in case it gets lost in the shuffle:
In a Globe and Mail article from last Saturday, Dr. David Matlock asserts...
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alhooter:
Mostly because I lived in Ottawa for 22 years and wanted a change. I have friends here so I moved where I would know a few people.
kaffeine:
Yikes! You're late; that was on the news board last week... go check out the huge debate raging in the message boards about it. What's even more disgusting than getting a designer snatch? The fact that some people think this is a healthy thing to do to yourself!
Dancing Cock Brothers show tonight! 9pm! At La Place Ct (4571 Papineau, corner Mt. Royal)! Bring friends, bring money for booze, bring $10 for entry and introduce yourselves to the lovely lady at the door (that'd be me)!
I'm not sure what I'll be wearing yet, but it may be time to bust out the Marla dress for a test drive.
And now I've got...
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I'm not sure what I'll be wearing yet, but it may be time to bust out the Marla dress for a test drive.
And now I've got...
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lemonkid:
Yeah... it's not necessarily an easy one to find.
Well, it's been a weird few days. The Photographer is off in Cape Breton making fat cash, I've been offered a better position in my current job which may involve such perks as my writing actually getting published in someplace other than my own magazine, and one of the baristas at my fave caf is leaving for a more lucrative position in the event planning...
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digipunk:
Congrats on the new position.
atrasties:
I don't know what the big push is for anal. My best guess would be most likely because it's become more prevalent in porn films. Saddly due to a lack of imagination in regards for most men, if it's in a porn, everyone must do it. There are those whose arguements are for no need for condoms but those guys are idiots so why listen to them.
I'm glad you like the sets but I think I might just be more to your tastes. Some of the others have some really good sets with hot pics and a fair sized following. I do it for myself mostly but I do like the feedback.
I'm glad you like the sets but I think I might just be more to your tastes. Some of the others have some really good sets with hot pics and a fair sized following. I do it for myself mostly but I do like the feedback.
The universe is conspiring against me. Or is it?
The Photographer was supposed to be in town this weekend, starting tonight. Yesterday he received a strange email from a guy claiming to be a restauranteur in Cape Breton. The guy apparently wanted him to come out and shoot the interior of his restaurant... for $3,500. The catch? He needs him this Friday. ARGH!
So we...
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The Photographer was supposed to be in town this weekend, starting tonight. Yesterday he received a strange email from a guy claiming to be a restauranteur in Cape Breton. The guy apparently wanted him to come out and shoot the interior of his restaurant... for $3,500. The catch? He needs him this Friday. ARGH!
So we...
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snottlebocket:
the whole universe?
you give us way too much credit, it was just me, a banana and the sock you dropped behind the washing machine three months ago.
it doesn't take a whole lot of conspiring to get to you
you give us way too much credit, it was just me, a banana and the sock you dropped behind the washing machine three months ago.
it doesn't take a whole lot of conspiring to get to you
My roommate gave me a poem she wrote called 'On Taking It Up,' which is about anal sexing a guy.
Chinaski sent me a poem about a girl with the longest pussy lips he'd ever seen, comparing them to a leech and also referring to them as 'murderous anatomy.'
I think the first poem is pretty good, and the second is going to do about...
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Chinaski sent me a poem about a girl with the longest pussy lips he'd ever seen, comparing them to a leech and also referring to them as 'murderous anatomy.'
I think the first poem is pretty good, and the second is going to do about...
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snottlebocket:
i hope she didn't compare that girls privates to murderous leeches to her face.
snottlebocket:
so i'm curious about your magazine, i briefly saw the website, is it a e-zine or are you actually in print?
Lappy is pissed. It is too hot for her, so she keeps falling asleep at inopportune moments and cannot be woken for love nor money. She will only work in an air-conditioned environment, like the library. Is this a subtle hint that I haven't been reading enough books?
Don't look at me like that, Lappy!
So, um, yeah. I am a huge nerd. I talked...
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Don't look at me like that, Lappy!
So, um, yeah. I am a huge nerd. I talked...
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digipunk:
Lappy needs something like this...
You can get a laptop cooler for around 20-30$
You can get a laptop cooler for around 20-30$
cinemabrat:
And don't forget, you can always use cookie sheets as a neat heat deflector!
But I personally prefer this.
But I personally prefer this.
I shouldn't waste my time on this, but it does always bother me when people criticize my writing. There is a jerk in my d-land guestbook who keeps leaving comments with no associated contact info (or, worse, fake contact info). I'm chalking him up as one of the internet's many idiots who just want to destroy things, but it still gets on my nerves when...
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digipunk:
Here's a quick link for all the info. http://suicidegirls.com/groups/1737430/
snottlebocket:
i've been reading your journal a bit, you seem like a really interesting person, would you mind if i added you as a friend?
SG is spoiling me. I have always despised guestbook comments by anonymous jerkoffs, but here *only* members can comment. That's so much nicer than the idiots I seem to attract with my d-land journal, who are all out to pick fights with me over my personality, my style, my writing, pretty much anything petty and pathetic. I don't write in an online journal because I...
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s_eldorado:
Death by spam to all net trolls! Such a waste of bandwidth, couldn't agree more. I also love SG for the same reason.
Soooo.... what sort of smut do you like best?
Soooo.... what sort of smut do you like best?
s_eldorado:
"Now, fake orgasms... what's the word for that?"
Downright evil.
Downright evil.
Now *that's* interesting... I filled out this online petition and, using my pathetic French skills, looked up my 'circonscription' (which is apparently my voting district). What's my riding? WESTMOUNT-ST. LOUIS!
Yes, folks, I am a Westmounter. Of sorts. Of course, I can't fucking vote in Canada, being a dirty American, but that just makes me laugh. I live in the riding where most Prime Ministers...
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Yes, folks, I am a Westmounter. Of sorts. Of course, I can't fucking vote in Canada, being a dirty American, but that just makes me laugh. I live in the riding where most Prime Ministers...
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cinemabrat:
Yikes! Sorry you had to see that, but thanks for not staring.
I don't understand the whole gawking thing myself, or what people hope to get out of seeing something so tragic.
At least some law enforcement agencies and ambulance techs are trying to fight the problem, especially when it slows down traffic. Police in and around Boston have started using seven foot tall shields that prevent passing motorists from seeing anything.
As for gawking, the word stems from what people once called their little-used left hand - their "gawk hand". It soon became a synonym for ungainly people: louts, oafs and all around meatheads and lummoxes.
I don't understand the whole gawking thing myself, or what people hope to get out of seeing something so tragic.
At least some law enforcement agencies and ambulance techs are trying to fight the problem, especially when it slows down traffic. Police in and around Boston have started using seven foot tall shields that prevent passing motorists from seeing anything.
As for gawking, the word stems from what people once called their little-used left hand - their "gawk hand". It soon became a synonym for ungainly people: louts, oafs and all around meatheads and lummoxes.