When Geraldo finally finds and opens ValCapone's vault years after she's passed on, he will find a fat stack of genius writing and one single garter.

It will be a journalistic triumph.

Thursday Jun 19, 2008

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whiteyford:

you make a compelling entreaty for assistance.

+wf+

Wednesday Mar 19, 2008

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I was reading back issues of Dan Savage, and I discovered that there's an award for sex-positive journalism! It's called The Sexies, and you can nominate articles written in 2007 until March 23.

So, as a sex writer, I'm asking you to nominate someone whose work in this area is great. I'm a huge fan of Savage Love, personally, but I...
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Sunday Dec 09, 2007

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Shit, dude. Well, I still don't know what crazy-ass illness I've got, but I do seem to be improving, so that's good. Still feels like there's a lump of mucous in my throat or something equally narsty, but my head has stopped hurting and the swelling in my lymph nodes has gone down a bit.

Fuck, I hate being sick. Especially...
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autumnfade:

DAMN that sounds rough,
but if you feel like its getting better
then your body is winning the war.
-take care miao!!

Friday Oct 19, 2007

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I'm in love. And I told him, and he is too. love eeek love
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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:

Granted it is hard to come up with a name for a column but not when "Vagina Popcorn" is straining at the leash...

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:

Long live your mushy stage smile

Monday Oct 08, 2007

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Happy Thanksgiving, to all the Canadians reading this. And to all the Americans reading this, haha, you have to work today!!! wink

I'm getting St-Jiggy wit' it. There will be pictures, shortly. The boy misses me a lot, which is nice. Cus I miss him too.

Oh, and my friend has a crush on a boyyyyyyyyyyyy.
quickley:


Would... but am simultaneously working (like a dog) and broke.
The downside to free-lancing, is the huge gaps between paychecks.
I'm so angry. At this point, I've only been paid for about 35% of the hours I've worked.
Grumble.

xox

Wednesday Jun 13, 2007

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I think I may be too tired to update.

I wore my homemade "ConU" tank top out today. Concordia students got it, and agreed with the sentiment. Non-Concordia students didn't, and asked me "What's CONU?"

I have to get up early(ish) tomorrow to talk to someone at a local paper. Wish me luck!

Sleep now. surreal
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo:

Good luck sleepyhead.

From saltlord

I'm pretty sure that even though making out with Val would be a long beautiful course of kissing, red wine, fumbling with buttons and sweet dirty whisperings....I'd still feel like a teenager with our parents out of town.

From izzifer

Val Capone is that thing you always wanted...even if you didn't know you wanted it....she is like that...insidious...she will get under your skin...one day you will realize...she is gravitational...