viking

You are so kissable... ♥  (oops, did I said that?)

oh lady!! any day you grace my feed with that smile is a good day :D xx

GREAT set!!!!!!!!!!

"OMG it's Elf!" Oh, COOL! :D

And that Banana cake looks delightful...  ;)

Wowsers! That banana loaf looks thoroughly scrumptious!! Best of luck for a fantastic life in 2015!!!

Happy belated birthday! <3 you. :)

Happy Late birthday!  that is so cool, I didn't even know they made that, I use to love polaroids!  I'm glad to hear you had a great birthday, and that life keeps getting better.  I feel like i'm around 23, and I'm really 38, but I never get sick, I never feel bad, my body doesn't hurt, even after a 3 mile run, I have more energy then some one who is in there 20's.  No, my life didn't get better every year, it got better after I got out of my home town, there were parts where things got really great, but I'm stuck right now, I'm in a job I never really wanted, I like the city where I life, but I feel like it isn't where I'm meant to be, I don't really know anybody around here, so if I go out I have to do it on my own, the people I do know don't want to do the things I want to do, and the girl I love is 4hours away, and I will probable never convince her that I'm the right one for her. I'm a happy person, and never show my problems, so most people don't know what is going on deep down.  I'm just hopping that I can get this novel published, and sale enough copies to change my life.  

As a viking you should only abide by the dane law, and we kind of like that stuff :-)

England was built on kinky - how many past kings were openly gay, for example? Well, lots, is the answer. Politicians and peers of the realm, so staid and boring in public, used to descend into caves in Buckinghamshire, and indulge in drinking, gaming and whoring, with a bit of black magic ritual as an 'amuse bouche'. Flogging, for punishment, could be watched, in prisons in London, for a fee, and it was said that there was a waiting list to see female prisoners being whipped, as this was done to naked or topless women. Flogging, for pleasure, was so popular, it was known by the French as 'Le malaise Anglais' (The English Disease). Lesbianism, it is said, was not criminalised, because Queen Victoria is supposed to have stated that she could not see how two women could pleasure each other, and therefore, it didn't happen. Victoria's beloved husband, Albert, gave his name to the popular penile piercing, as it has been said, that his 'generative member' was large, and, as trousering was tight in the 1850's, an erection, especially of the Royal Cock, would have been catastrophic, and so, he had a ring inserted, through which a ribbon was threaded, and the Prince Consort's junk was secured to his thigh, lest he entertain an un Victorian thought, perhaps of naked scullerymaids, causing unseemly tumescence, and causing the sky to fall on decent folks heads. Or something like that. The Duke of Wellington, married man, having defeated Napoleon, and seeing him off to exile, deliberately sought out Napoleon's two mistresses, and made them his own, as if to say: "I've beaten you, Boney, and now I'm fucking your two lasses. Unlucky!". We are a nation of kinky bastards. Always have been, always will be. I expect that, were you to dig deep enough, some of the upper class people behind this pointless campaign (folks will always find ways to either make sex more fun, or not fun at all - yes, I'm talking to you, coprophiliacs), have odd fancies that even I might find weird. Government should be trying to stop poverty, or sorting out our health service, not worrying that somewhere, somebody is wanking over a picture of a pretty girl squirting. I expect some of them have done just that. Cunts.

Squats !!!!!

Well here's to hoping you slack off more.... ;-) btw that's a helluve bootfyul pic!