userlame

so that thing i posted pics of in my last journal. well. it kept growing and growing and finally busted open a few days ago. it's been bleeding and pussing ever since. and yes, that's a lot of blood and puss.

and in response to everyone asking where the fuck that thing is...well...it's in a quite painful place.

it's friday night.

i just got paid for the first time in a while.

i don't work until monday night.

let's party, fuckers.

hm. i want to update.

i've been working on my site some. it's probably not to exciting but if you wanna join it and try to break stuff on it i'd appreciate it. it's not much fun with just me and synnove on it. if you'd like to become a member of my site for now just send me an email at help@userlame.com until i...
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well.

it's the weekend.

i'm working again.

i'm glad it's the weekend.

i haven't been around much.

i'm glad it's the weekend.

The story you are about to read is true. The usernames have not been changed to protect the innocent.

This is the city. Madison, Wisconsin. A quiet place with mostly decent, hard-working citizens. But there are the few who step outside that line and want to live on the edge. That's where I come in. My name is userlame. I carry milk and cookies.

12:10...
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Synnove is turning me into an old man. today she plucked a white hair from my head.

and now i wont update for another month.

Well, the dsl is here. Thank fucking god. I was about at the end of my rope trying to deal with a dialup. Not to mention a dialup shared by 3 computers shared using MS ICS. I fucking hate windows. Really. But whatever, that's all over. And I have a decent isp now. No more stupid fucking port blocking. No more agreement not to run...
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finally on a stupidass dialup connection. i'm too in the hates with this shit to be online much. dsl should be in by next monday at the latest. that fucking sucks.

in other news, the new apartment is fucking awesome. Synnove is awesome to live with. my farts smell worse than hers and that makes her mad.

more to come when i hate the internet...
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The twelve days before moving
on the 12th day before moving my snoevaynne gave to me
12 IDONTCAREWTFITISSHE'SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE%!#@!#
11 leases leasing
10 truckloads trucking
9 unwrapped boxes
8 insides outside
7 hours of packing
6 loads of laundry
fiiiiiiiiive biiiiigaaaaaaass loooooooooaaaaaaaaaans
4 foam hearts ♥
3 paint samples
2 touched up tattoos
and she got her birthday cake finally

(two days for the price of...
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The twelve days before moving
on the 10th day before moving my snoevaynne gave to me
10 truckloads trucking
9 unwrapped boxes
8 insides outside
7 hours of packing
6 loads of laundry
fiiiiiiiiive biiiiigaaaaaaass loooooooooaaaaaaaaaans
4 foam hearts ♥
3 paint samples
2 touched up tattoos
and she got her birthday cake finally

The twelve days before moving
on the 9th day before moving my snoevaynne gave to me
9 unwrapped boxes
8 insides outside
7 hours of packing
6 loads of laundry
fiiiiiiiiive biiiiigaaaaaaass loooooooooaaaaaaaaaans
4 foam hearts
3 paint samples
2 touched up tattoos
and she got her birthday cake finally

(today's update is a bit late)