unskeptic

Five Ways to Kill a Man:

There are many cumbersome ways to kill a man.
You can make him carry a plank of wood
To the top of a hill and nail him to it.
To do this properly you require a crowd of people
Wearing sandals, a cock that crows, a cloak
To dissect, a sponge, some vinegar and one
Man to hammer the...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIqhUCZgwXQ&search=funny%20cats

Awesome!

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

http://www.whatjeffkilled.com/

My fucking scooter blew the back tire, which is bad. Worse I can't get it into the shop for a month. Maui is so small sometimes.

I got a call this morning at 4:45 am from this woman wanting to know if I wanted hard-on pills. I swear it must have been a crank call.... "No, thank you my dick works fine in fact I'd like it if it were a bit less active. It kinda gets up on its own and its annoying" was what I wanted to say but...
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I' m trying to decide if really need a laptop. I want one but I have a house computer that I can use. I figure the longre I wait the better the deal is. In other news I shaved my head and am growing a gotee. I tried to do this (grow the gotee) Like 12 years ago and it didn't work so I'm curious...
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30 Days. I rock!

Craptabulous with Messy Stench on Radio Satan is awesome!

I almost don't have to indroduce my self everyday at meetings. Yeah, Me!