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I'm going to write an advice book called "Things That Are Always A Bad Idea...Unless You're Bowie".

Included on that list:

1) Writing songs about space travel is always a bad idea...unless you're Bowie.

2) Dressing up like a Nazi when you step out in public is always a bad idea...unless you're Bowie.

3) Selling stock in yourself is always a bad idea...unless you're Bowie....
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unravled:
Ah man. I didn't have any cake last night. frown

Did have InN'Out though. smile
hyenahell:
rawr.
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"More weekends should involve frogs, Michael Mann, and sex toys."

"Not at the same time, though."

"Yeah, that could get weird."
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siv:
*In Carol Channing voice* "DADDDDDDDDY!"

It will be an amazing amazing steal once i find thirty more buckeroos in the couch cushions. And sounds like a weekend to remember. wink
unravled:
Odd looks? Put pants on next time.
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As of 11:30 AM today, I now own both the 4-disc deluxe DVD version of Dawn Of The Dead and the brand new 4-DVD box set of the original Star Wars movies.

I shall spend the next few days of this holiday weekend sloshing around in a brine of my own geeked out dorktacular didn't get laid in high school sci-fi/horror nerd drool as I...
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unravled:
I vote for Seattle, as apparently I'm going out with fungus, as well.
unravled:
*something funny about growing in manure*
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Reasons to move #37:

It's a never ending source of amusement to watch a cranky, insane old cat explore a new apartment.

Especially if every time you move anything in that apartment even slightly, it's a signal to your cat that he must explore some more to re-establish his complete and utter dominance over his new territory.

Because of course, I unpacked my clothes simply...
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unravled:
My dog likes to do the same thing. I've gotten used to be stared at in the shower. It's the being stared at during sex that bothers me.
unravled:
Well, if it's with your wife, I suppose staring is okay. Drooling's out, though.
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Update frenzy!

None of you may be wondering what I've been up to.

Here's a brief recap:

Moved into a much nicer apartment, after the city government found out that my previous apartment was, shall we say, "illegal", and informed my landlord that said premises had to be vacated toot fucking sweet.

New apartment is so much nicer that it's inspired the wife and I...
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siv:
haha. toute de fucking sweet. biggrin

i've been mainly scraping by on freelance photographing and pondering getting a bartending license. also getting allergy shots and moving into a spacious new basement apartment with three (3) rooms!
hyenahell:
YOU'RE BACK!!! biggrin biggrin biggrin
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Oh yeah, I should update this again.

Ah, filler.

kiss
unravled:
Oh please. You're not that old. Or was this a desperate plea for someone to change your Depends?
unravled:
Hahahahahahahaha.

Dork.
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Yeah, back, sort of.

Testing the waters. I blame the nudity.

Miss me?
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unravled:
Hooray for people that have names that start with un-!
unravled:
The name's not undeserved, I'm sure. wink
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So where was I, again?

Oh yes. I'm new here, so please shower me with your random electronic affection.

"I feel mysterious today"

I'll be long-winded tomorrow. biggrin
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miss_piss:
hi
rumpusparable:
oh no, not fixated at all...... biggrin

no more vulva-work for me though... at least not for a long while.. i think it would just look crowded & overdone down there if i got more.. i've rarely seen multiple vulval piercings that look good, AL's to me are a rare exception -i love hers & envy them... but you gotta match the jewelry to the undercarriage *sigh*. maybe one day a christina or something down there, but i don't know.. not now though..

i'm really thinking that vertical bridge now that i've played around w/photoshop a bit & think it'd be cute on me if i got proper spacing & all... hmmmmm.