So I'm bored one evening and watching this show called The Pet Psychic.
I'm watching this woman tap into the hidden thoughts of dogs, and cats, and other various housepets until one guest brings up her two hamsters for a reading.
Apparently, the two hamsters didn't get along, and their owners wanted to find out the deep emotional distress that must have been the...
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I'm watching this woman tap into the hidden thoughts of dogs, and cats, and other various housepets until one guest brings up her two hamsters for a reading.
Apparently, the two hamsters didn't get along, and their owners wanted to find out the deep emotional distress that must have been the...
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I've decided to have my mid-life crisis early (or on time, if I wind up croaking in my mid-sixties), and need your advice on a pressing related issue.
I figured one of the best ways to celebrate my midlife crisis, since I cannot afford either a bitchin' Camaro or a trophy wife, would be to get a tattoo in order to try and reclaim some...
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I figured one of the best ways to celebrate my midlife crisis, since I cannot afford either a bitchin' Camaro or a trophy wife, would be to get a tattoo in order to try and reclaim some...
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unravled:
Oh God yes. I'll come over there on my flying Vespa and lick your ear if you do that.
So this is what eight hours of sleep feels like.
Fuck. Don't like it one bit.
Apparently, it must be either 5 hours, or 14. No compromising inbetween!
Plus, did you know there's a 7 A.M., too?! I know, I thought it was a myth that milkmen told their children about, but it's true!
Have a fun weekend, folks.
Fuck. Don't like it one bit.
Apparently, it must be either 5 hours, or 14. No compromising inbetween!
Plus, did you know there's a 7 A.M., too?! I know, I thought it was a myth that milkmen told their children about, but it's true!
Have a fun weekend, folks.
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unravled:
I'm perfectly willing to call you drunk in the middle of the night. My middle of the night is your crack of dawn though, so you might wanna reconsider.
hyenahell:
i'm just happy because today i didn't wake up until 4:30 am. 
Signs you've seen too many horror films, part 1:
You feel a vague sense of dread and unease when you see a large "missing teenager, if you see them call the police" notice painted on the back of a tractor-trailer truck that's hauling frozen meat.
Then you feel the need to check the license plate and see if it's from Texas.
You feel a vague sense of dread and unease when you see a large "missing teenager, if you see them call the police" notice painted on the back of a tractor-trailer truck that's hauling frozen meat.
Then you feel the need to check the license plate and see if it's from Texas.
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leccy:
Now I've just got to get a Dusty Springfield reference into a thread about anal 
hyenahell:
tell me this didn't actually happen... or if it did, it was some weird post-post-post-modern performance art piece... right?
You know, you'd think with all the child molestation charges being filed against Michael Jackson that pop radio stations might consider not playing the Michael Jackson song with the chorus "I want to love you, pretty young thing".
Apparently, such is not the case.
Apparently, such is not the case.
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siv:
ahhh. well, i come back in a couple weeks to shoot with the Lithium P, so if yer game, i'm down.
hyenahell:
i finally charged the batteries. 
Pointless news update which only proves that I am both equal parts dork and pervert:
Good news #1:
The company I work for, which currently distributes DVD's, is considering distributing video games as well. Which means, hopefully, I can buy said video games at wholesale prices and finally find a use for 20+ years of videogame dorkdom. I figure by 2005 I can earn back...
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Good news #1:
The company I work for, which currently distributes DVD's, is considering distributing video games as well. Which means, hopefully, I can buy said video games at wholesale prices and finally find a use for 20+ years of videogame dorkdom. I figure by 2005 I can earn back...
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unravled:
Yes to both. Humble Pie was once described to me as the greatest rock n' roll band ever. He was really drunk at the time.
I'd really, really like to get my nipples pierced but there's no way I could go that long without playing with them myself, let alone when someone else was there.
I'd really, really like to get my nipples pierced but there's no way I could go that long without playing with them myself, let alone when someone else was there.
unravled:
Probably the guy with all the steak.
I think I've finally figured out the source of the problems I've been having with my new computer.
Apparently, I accidentally bought one of those illegally imported prescription Canadian Internets that President Bush so eloquently warned America about during yesterday's debate.
If only I'd made a better choice of Internets, maybe the spellcheck on my new PC wouldn't change "about" to "aboot".
Apparently, I accidentally bought one of those illegally imported prescription Canadian Internets that President Bush so eloquently warned America about during yesterday's debate.
If only I'd made a better choice of Internets, maybe the spellcheck on my new PC wouldn't change "about" to "aboot".
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unravled:
I heart Humble Pie.
sakita:
yay!!! youre back!!!!
Hooray for Hollywood:
"Rated R for graphic crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language - all involving puppets"
"Rated R for graphic crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language - all involving puppets"
unravled:
They're marionettes, thank you.
Lately I've found myself talking to my cat in an annoying-if-you're-not-smitten-with-my-cat "baby talk" voice.
To make up for this, I'm going to meow and hiss at any babies I come across in public.
To make up for this, I'm going to meow and hiss at any babies I come across in public.
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unravled:
Yes. They're delicious.
hyenahell:
my bar gets about every kind of drunk- from crackheads to musicians to bartenders to college kids to neighborhood folks to lawyers to demons from the sucking black abyss and the outermost regions of space. keeps me on my toes, at lest.
but yeah, i think that everyone who gives me shit should be forced to work a twelve hour saturday shift. if that doesn't shut 'em up, then they got no soul.
but yeah, i think that everyone who gives me shit should be forced to work a twelve hour saturday shift. if that doesn't shut 'em up, then they got no soul.
Went into Manhattan the other day (or "into the city" as us outer borough folks refer to it), and god damn, there were so many ridiculously attractive people walking around, taking advantage of the last lingering warm weather before fall sets in by not wearing all that much clothing, that I felt that I must have missed the "You must be this hot in order...
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unravled:
I want one too!
a pussyfoot handler is not quite as exotic or taxing as it might sound... you just march in the parade before or after the dancing chicks in bustiers and go-go boots... actually, i guess that is both exotic and taxing.