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My wife is a mean person and I want to have sex with her.

Only 20 hours of work today...damn it I would like just a little more. Wait is it Friday or Saturday...its Both.

ALOHA BITCHES!!!

Late to work today since volume was on Zero. But my boss didnt mention it, I have knocking shit out at work so she probably cut me some slack. But still felt like an asshole, gettting there after my peeps arrived. Anyway I will answer to the coconut monkey for my punishment.

Had an issue at work wear some paperwork related to maintaining the gear...
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In 1905, Albert Einstein published his "Special Theory of Relativity", a simple and elegant hypothesis that made a number of remarkable assertions:


That nothing could exceed the speed of light (300,000,000 meters per second), even in theory.

That clocks on an object moving at a fraction of the speed of light, Cf, will slow down by the factor: 1 / SQRT( 1 - Cf^2 )...
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Fight the !!!

Is 10 to 12 hours a long work day? Anyhoo, I have decided to eat dinner tonight. It will have been almost 24 hours since I last ate dinner and I think it is time to come face to face with my hunger. If you have any advice I would appreciate it.

Hmmm. Other than that I am very busy and getting back in shape....
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Death to small non Coconut Monkeys.

I love Theatre Balistic Missile Defense!!!! I get to spend the next 3 days pretending I am in Wargames. And I need to find a better picture of Coconut Monkey.

Oh I forgot I think I am definetly getting a S4 Audi, the A4 3.0 just is not enough car for my sorry ass. Now which bank to rob, any suggestions.

Crazy Bitches everywhere!!!

Getting home tomorrow and looking forward to seeing the woman again. Maybe watch my new TV, sleep in my new mattress, and actually have a home again. Plus I wont have to use slow as satelite from the middle of the Pacific Ocean anymore.

And of course further explore Hawai'i and all it magical wonders.

Off to meet my ship. Looking forward to working again and being involved with some fun operations. Hopefully, no Gulf deployment in my immediate future. War bad, bad War no tax dollars for you.