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I get paid to get dirty, yet I still complain.

I had an extra set of teeth in my skull, and I saw not a raise in "tooth fairy" money.

I have a brother that's basically a clone, however no foolish "twin rouses" have we attempted.

I'm known to go to movies by myself, yet droves of people I have not killed.

I have a...
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The hundredth monkey effect, if this were perchance true then we're all fucked. The zombies, using the uprising robots as muscle, will take full advantage of the new leaps in simian culture. Soon after the newly "enhanced" monkeys assassinate all the housepets and worm their way into our favor, they will compromise the plans for "WZD's" (weapons of zombie destruction) and leave us helpless...
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Has the concept of religon finally collasped in on itself? I can only assume that back in the day when archaic humans were scattered all about the globe the needed some unifying thing...a greater power to keep them behaving with societies limits and day-to-day life just that. But now that we're one giant village of continents is religion just a factor that keeps us apart....
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You might get that train if the werewolves don't tear you to ribbons ( or fun facts about me).

- I never graduated from high school.
- I listened to Pixies' "Doolittle" for 7 months solid.
- I in conjunction with my brother started a forest fire when I was eight.
- I've lived in both Nelson and Fort Nelson, B.C.
- I was the...
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Toast and Tea (or he who runs the fastest wins the race)

Twas a winters night when a group of fellow tenth grade girls invited myself and associate Ryder G. to their home for the normal social interactions engaged in by high-schoolers. Upon entering the house I noticed through the huge glass patio doors that the family had a hot-tub built into their porch (this...
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