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Oh, I am sorry.
Donna, the charming young lady who runs Il Bordello has just called me to say that I MUST COME to perform at the next Burlesque show on sept 29th.
The reason?
Bizarre magazine will be at the venue that night, reviewing the joint.
How could I refuse?
So there you have it ladies and gents, in addition to witnessing...
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Oh, I am sorry.
Donna, the charming young lady who runs Il Bordello has just called me to say that I MUST COME to perform at the next Burlesque show on sept 29th.
The reason?
Bizarre magazine will be at the venue that night, reviewing the joint.
How could I refuse?
So there you have it ladies and gents, in addition to witnessing...
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Good news/Bad news
Concerning Il Bordello:
Yes indeedy, the girls will be back on the 29th Sept.
There will be no 'tron, however.
It'll be my first week of Uni starting on the 26th, and I 'm required to attend every day of the first week, which is a bit of a pain. I have no idea who they'll get to replace me (because I...
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Concerning Il Bordello:
Yes indeedy, the girls will be back on the 29th Sept.
There will be no 'tron, however.
It'll be my first week of Uni starting on the 26th, and I 'm required to attend every day of the first week, which is a bit of a pain. I have no idea who they'll get to replace me (because I...
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tsui:
You just made me laugh out loud in front of the really cool bands. Godamn it man! 
Pop a cap in his multi-coloured-nylon ass.
Pop a cap in his multi-coloured-nylon ass.
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poppystrike:
29th September.
Noted in diary.
Next to reminder to drink gin and look classy.
Noted in diary.
Next to reminder to drink gin and look classy.
doomferret:
sweet! thanks BTW, your awsome!! 
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kristoph:
you are funnier than EVERYONE!
really, you were!
and i get to witness it every month in my face!
score!
was grand to see you again captain!
x
[Edited on Aug 25, 2005 5:49PM]
really, you were!
and i get to witness it every month in my face!
score!
was grand to see you again captain!
x
[Edited on Aug 25, 2005 5:49PM]
mat8drb:
A-ha! Congratulations! 
Hello my darlings.
I'm in much better mood now.
I feel a little more secure in my role as group owner of SGUK now. It's only been a week, and I haven't had to make any threats of violence. Well, not any terribly literal ones, at least.
Anyway: I have news.
I have been offered a potential monthly gig at a very attractive and exclusive...
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I'm in much better mood now.
I feel a little more secure in my role as group owner of SGUK now. It's only been a week, and I haven't had to make any threats of violence. Well, not any terribly literal ones, at least.
Anyway: I have news.
I have been offered a potential monthly gig at a very attractive and exclusive...
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nickysonic:
sorry 
teela:
hey, you remembered! yes, the owls are most certainly NOT what they seem, and i almost bought a blue rose off a street vendor off wardour street the other day in tribute. good to be back!
Dear sweet merciful jesus.
You know said it was hard bein' king? I fucking meant it.
I have removed over 200 members from SGUK since becoming group tyrant.
Guess how many emails I've got from the newly ex-members asking why they've been removed?
Too many.
Let's make this nice a sparkling clear, shall we?
YOU WERE REMOVED FROM THE GROUP BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A...
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You know said it was hard bein' king? I fucking meant it.
I have removed over 200 members from SGUK since becoming group tyrant.
Guess how many emails I've got from the newly ex-members asking why they've been removed?
Too many.
Let's make this nice a sparkling clear, shall we?
YOU WERE REMOVED FROM THE GROUP BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A...
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benji:
*waves alot* can i come back in please?
i mean i know i comment in the star wars and football groups alot but you really shouldnt get jealous
i mean i know i comment in the star wars and football groups alot but you really shouldnt get jealous
insomniphobiac:
Did ya go with the pot noodle then? 
Oh please, hold your applause - I don't deserve it, really.
Sigh...
It aint easy bein' king.
Sigh...
It aint easy bein' king.
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originalturbo:
Thanks
phinn:
Im being a bit of a thicko today 
. Am meant to be tidying, but not having much luck.
Once i figure out what the fuck im doing with this bloody computer i will learn my voice x
. Am meant to be tidying, but not having much luck.
Once i figure out what the fuck im doing with this bloody computer i will learn my voice x
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poptard:
try and get it down to at lest 35 members
so any neaws on our meat based friend form up north?
so any neaws on our meat based friend form up north?
poptard:
that is a bit sad
don't worry i have one all lined up as we speek/type
that is a bit sad
don't worry i have one all lined up as we speek/type
Wooph, deary me, I've got a serious case of the glooms.
I'm hiding it fairly well, however.
Someone told me a sad story on saturday. But I cant remember who told me it - or why it upset me. Sigh. It's probably best that I don't recall anyway.
Urrm. Yeah. Money worries - as usual, but they may be on the mend.
So then, let's...
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I'm hiding it fairly well, however.
Someone told me a sad story on saturday. But I cant remember who told me it - or why it upset me. Sigh. It's probably best that I don't recall anyway.
Urrm. Yeah. Money worries - as usual, but they may be on the mend.
So then, let's...
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agentblack:
Fingers, tired...
Brain, aching...
Beetles EVERYWHERE.
EVERYWHERE!!!
Brain, aching...
Beetles EVERYWHERE.
EVERYWHERE!!!
felidae:
Less gloom, more...wine? Yes! Wine! And on that note...
Before anyone 'hilariously' asks:
No. It wasn't me.
Sigh.
I need some Gin.
No. It wasn't me.
Sigh.
I need some Gin.
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phinn:
Yeah, im going to have to go to citizens ad.... They said some really shitty things and it was all a bit personal, but fuck em. will do adecco next week(after a few days of relaxing)
See you soon
See you soon
tsui:
Well when I move to Brighton in a few weeks, you may find yourself doing just that
Troupe-a-doop-doop
*rapturous applause*
Well done ladies, well done. I have no doubt in my mind that your spectacular asses will do our nation proud.
To those that didn't make it this time - there's always next year - right? right. So no moping.
Moping leads to your untimely doom.
With a spoon.
In the gloom.
On the moon.
Near a dune.
IN OTHER NEWS:
Tilly...
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*rapturous applause*
Well done ladies, well done. I have no doubt in my mind that your spectacular asses will do our nation proud.
To those that didn't make it this time - there's always next year - right? right. So no moping.
Moping leads to your untimely doom.
With a spoon.
In the gloom.
On the moon.
Near a dune.
IN OTHER NEWS:
Tilly...
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poptard:
i dunno,
tron
tilly
could peaple handly that kind of power
i bagise first plant in the crowd*
tron
tilly
could peaple handly that kind of power
i bagise first plant in the crowd*
poptard:
yes
yes indeed
yes indeed
*drumroll*
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doomferret:
man is this the weirdes string of coments ever.
hermes:
Ba-dum tish?
good luck with the performance, i wish I could be there to see you!
How are the kids, are they still doing their best to stink out your flat?
xxx