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TRAUMATRON PRESENTS: How to communicate on SG without making yourself look like you posess all the finesse and intelligence of a drunken ape with broken fingers.

Step one: Spell things correctly.
Oh, I don't mean making a typing error - that shit happens to us all every once in a while. I mean stuff like:

Dat = That

Luv = Love

Lil = Little

Cuz...
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mukki:
but i type like... Stevie... in-malcolm-in-the-middle... ...

knowing that... this annoys you... makes me... breathlessly happy.
midwinter:
Is it any wonder the oceans are rising the way you keep casting people into the sea?

Keep it up and you're going to have to move further inland.
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I am a decidely over-worked robot.

Just finished my Visual communications project, and was the first of my group to hand it in. Oh yeah.

Next project Brief is given to us this thursday. Wooph. They don't piss about with this higher education lark, do they?

Although the work is challenging and quite good fun - it's making me a little more cranky than usual....
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poppystrike:
Ah it is stressful being a dark Lord. Hopefully you can forget about it all at the Lady Luck Club where we will all look suave and hawt wink.
dylan:
New years resolutions? It's not even DECEMBER yet!
My new years resolution is not to sulk at midnight when nobody wishes me happy birthday. Partly because I always forget that any texts anyone sends will be delivered about 8 hours later, and partly because I always forget to tell people anyway.
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Busy.

See you saturday.
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johnnyforeigner:
My prediciton was correct, it was good to see you again.
snowballinhell:
Was excellent to finally meet you on Saturday biggrin I had a blast and really enjoyed myself

Love and kisses
Michelle xx
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Because that swine Antenna 'tagged' me, I have listed below 20 things that you may not know about me. I will not be perpetuating this nonsense. I'm a very busy man.

...but not so busy as I can't sit for an hour coming up with this load of shit:

1:: Ok, let's start with the fairly obvious and get down to the most obscure. I...
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snowballinhell:
Is it ok if I bring Sunfeather along to the meet on Saturday? He's not a member of SGUK simply because he's not yet applied but he'll be accompanied by me and Rainwolfkin
snowballinhell:
No problem and thanks. I thought I'd better ask first seeing as it'll be my first time at a meet too smile
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antenna:
'tag!'.
(although you've probably done it before).

those pics are ace, especially number 2. I must read Ubik (its been sat on my shelf for ages).
forkandles:
You're a genii
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steaky:
ive contemplated that, the nick is for good, the last one was a temporary nick. and the pic was i just got bored so im using that till i get a more permanent pic sorted as im sick of looking at the ones ive already used. and hopefully i should get some amusing pics this weekend from a hallowe'en party im going to
leola:
Hahahahaha! Very clever!
Are you out on Friday? kiss
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The riotously fun life of Traumatron

*Washing blood out of my mysteriously infected belly button? Check!

*Rubbing every ointment in the house on my super-fun new scaly rash? Check!

*Running up and down flights of stairs at college to get my council tax exemption form filled in? Check!

*Calling my emotional wreck of a girlfriend while she struggles with idiots in Luton to get her...
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kristoph:
hello, sir.
you know if i wasn't one of those sad fellows who still lives with his folks (i did move out i did, i swear i did!!) then all you chaps would've been most welcome at my place, really you would.
thank ye gods for the Duke of Thagoras i says!
really looking forward to seeing all you fine fellows again.
let us pray to those same show saving gods that we are not forced to witness any shows of ZANY behaviour this time!
x
shynola:
Well I hope so wink
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Well well.

I've been at Uni. It's very good. My classmates don't suck.

Yet.

So I'm pretty busy. Lot's to tell you - but I really don't feel like it.
I'm pretty tired and bummed out about the whole SG dramarama right now. People in SGUK aren't making it any easier.

Tired tired tired of of hearing the same stuff again and again. If you're...
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dylan:
Damn you.







...DAMN YOU.
munch:
awww, thanks for that mention tron...we're doing our best matey...

i must say though, you're vouch thread comments have had me in stiches!!! who are these "i'll vouch for this person but never posted" people? eeek its WEIRD!!! wink

also - i hope you're gonna dress up and make the Stupid xmas do wink
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vitriolicunt:
hey dude.

leaving it here to kill two birds with one stone.

1) my big comment was in no way aimed at you censorship wise; though it is true that you're deletion was ironic, but seriously i was referring to general feeling by some of us mere mortal members that sometimes the censorship (zotting and telling off and telling people to shut up) isnt about what it should be - like getting rid of creeps and psychos and being intimidating, threatening or stalkerish. I think some people feel that way. Thats what i meant.

2)whatja mean, if i knew all the facts, would you still wanna leave? my first response is to say that i don't know and never will, because i will never 'believe' anything about sg or about the archived girls, about the good points of the site and about the bad, because with regards to both sides, NO-ONE other the actual people involved can know the truth, and even that is tainted with their own investment in their version of things.

What i can judge is how people are treated and spoken to on the site when they refer to trying to discern whether the site is run by good people or bad. and i see right before my eyes that many people are told to mind their own business, that not only will they never know, but they have no right to want to know. what the hell is that about?

[Edited on Oct 03, 2005 6:38PM]
poppystrike:
A stellar performance on Thursday good Sir. Lovely to see you as per. I eagerly await your next funny-stint. Oooh. Maybe you'll be funny on Monday... shocked.
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I've mopped a fair few floors in my time - but never a ceiling.

This morning, I awoke to find that my boiler had overheated. The resulting condensation left me with a very drippy kitchen ceiling.

The plumber will arrive after 3pm to replace the thermostat.

I am cranky.

Nic is being very nice about the whole thing. My landlord was too. Spookily enough, the...
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crackheidi:
Reminds me of a surreal eposode with a leaking water tank. Image me standing on my bed and poking a large bulge in the ceiling, only to have it wobble like a fat man. Leaking tank had caused a big bulge in the lining paper on the ceiling. Popping it was the fun part.
poptard:
you do ace

how do you do scroll bars, there confseing me grately
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Woke up to the smell of burning and sound of fire engines.

Yup.

The house at the end of my road (about 10 doors down) is on fire.

It's not gonna stop me heading out and buying videogames and a prezzie for Thenonstopdancer though.

Oh, and as far as I'm aware, no one was hurt.
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mck:
I want to but I wouldn't know how to go about it.

I should mention that that shirt is influenced by this range of clothes, although none of them was quite what I wanted.
mck:
(Plus, some of that range is horrible.)
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What's making me happy? Well I'll tell ya:

:: The fact that those crazy Student Loan People are paying my 1175 tuition fees for me, giving me a 1000 grant and a 4270 loan. THE FOOLS.

:: Uni is nearly here!

:: The next Bordello Show with Bizarre mag coverage for the venue!

:: I got a T-shirt with a unicorn on it!

:: I...
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goop:
Cause you're hot like fire.
silveronthetree:
*laughing*