Well shit:
Every good competition show has that one week where everything goes a little pear-shaped. Where we all get a little shocked by what goes down. This would be that week.
Buh-bye. In true "mess-in-a-dress" form, Jess took herself out. Smart move, as she was probably on the chopping block anyhoodle. And it was sort of all worth it to see her in...
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Every good competition show has that one week where everything goes a little pear-shaped. Where we all get a little shocked by what goes down. This would be that week.
Buh-bye. In true "mess-in-a-dress" form, Jess took herself out. Smart move, as she was probably on the chopping block anyhoodle. And it was sort of all worth it to see her in...
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fridgemagnet:
I can't decide if I think Courtney or Katee is hotter. Courtney is probably technically hotter, but Katee has a certain understated sex appeal that I can't quite put my finger on. Plus, my wife would probably not like it if I did put my finger on it.
jena:
Just stopping by to say hello.
These Fridays keep coming:
The dog days of summer start early around these parts, so it is a good thing we've got television shows dedicated to scantily clad folks in incredible shape utilizing their bodies in ways most of us couldn't even fathom. And all PG-rated!
Not so shocking. I said it looked like she had given up last week, and even though her...
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The dog days of summer start early around these parts, so it is a good thing we've got television shows dedicated to scantily clad folks in incredible shape utilizing their bodies in ways most of us couldn't even fathom. And all PG-rated!
Not so shocking. I said it looked like she had given up last week, and even though her...
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jena:
You sound so bummed about not "getting" Devendra!
jena:
Not original in any way, shape, or form, but nice. Do people think he's doing something new and exciting or do they appreciate his considerable ability to mimic the sound and vibe of several talented artists before him?
I'm trying to dissect this because it's an interesting response to what I find to be a really exciting song. So I'm just going to type random sentences:
1. Who the fuck do you seriously listen to and say "That's original"?
2. I think people do think he's doing something exciting. He's wild.
3. People DO like revivals.
4. He does a good Jim Morrison when he wants to, which makes him teflon to me.
5. Have you listened to anything else by him?
/need a breather
I'm trying to dissect this because it's an interesting response to what I find to be a really exciting song. So I'm just going to type random sentences:
1. Who the fuck do you seriously listen to and say "That's original"?
2. I think people do think he's doing something exciting. He's wild.
3. People DO like revivals.
4. He does a good Jim Morrison when he wants to, which makes him teflon to me.
5. Have you listened to anything else by him?
/need a breather

Back on track:
What better way to celebrate the founding of a "more perfect union" (wow, that's not a phrase that comes up too often these day, huh?) than writing about a dance competition show? Or, more specifically, the hawt laydeez on that show.
First of all: fucking yaay! I'm not usually so down on dancers after the first two weeks, but she had to...
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What better way to celebrate the founding of a "more perfect union" (wow, that's not a phrase that comes up too often these day, huh?) than writing about a dance competition show? Or, more specifically, the hawt laydeez on that show.
First of all: fucking yaay! I'm not usually so down on dancers after the first two weeks, but she had to...
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thefreak:
More like, I tend to be apathetic about reality television in general.
I'm all man, sweetcheeks, and you know it.
-TM
I'm all man, sweetcheeks, and you know it.

-TM
nofi:
thank you for the kind words, man. it really means alot. this leaving stuff is hard.
A hiccup in the chain:
My boss is on vacation, so I've been a little over-worked these past few days. Nothing I can't handle, mind you, but I'm not quite used to this level of mental stress. As a result, I got pretty toasty the night of the results show (ain't self medication a gas?) and have only slight glimmers of remembrance.
I'm a little...
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My boss is on vacation, so I've been a little over-worked these past few days. Nothing I can't handle, mind you, but I'm not quite used to this level of mental stress. As a result, I got pretty toasty the night of the results show (ain't self medication a gas?) and have only slight glimmers of remembrance.
I'm a little...
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radiofrank:
You'll just have to wait and see, then. *insert quasi-suspenseful music here* 

dominanefret:
Chelsie H. still my fav.!
I still don't see why you're so down on her! I thought she and Mark did a great job with their hip-hop routine. It was in the top two routines that night, and I found it the most enjoyable. On top of that, most of the time when people such as the two of them get hip-hop, they fail miserably. The fact that they stepped it up at all is impressive.
I think that Kourtni, your mess-in-a-dress is better than Jessica. I think the only reason why Jessica looks moderately good is that she is partnered with Will.
But yeah, I think Courtney is GORGEOUS. I understand completely why Gev has a big huge crush on her. For sure.
I still don't see why you're so down on her! I thought she and Mark did a great job with their hip-hop routine. It was in the top two routines that night, and I found it the most enjoyable. On top of that, most of the time when people such as the two of them get hip-hop, they fail miserably. The fact that they stepped it up at all is impressive.
I think that Kourtni, your mess-in-a-dress is better than Jessica. I think the only reason why Jessica looks moderately good is that she is partnered with Will.
But yeah, I think Courtney is GORGEOUS. I understand completely why Gev has a big huge crush on her. For sure.
And the infatutation continues:
First, I'd just like to say how pleased I am with the opening credits this season. Those of you have been keeping score should know why. If not, let's just say I wait until about halfway through them before hitting fast-forward.
The second cuts were made and I have to say I agree. Elf-boy and super-scary mama just weren't cutting it...
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First, I'd just like to say how pleased I am with the opening credits this season. Those of you have been keeping score should know why. If not, let's just say I wait until about halfway through them before hitting fast-forward.
The second cuts were made and I have to say I agree. Elf-boy and super-scary mama just weren't cutting it...
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cocoabutter:
that's not what your mom said!
*high-five*
*high-five*
radiofrank:
Yeah - and one of the solutions is literally down the road from where I work. Go figure...
Part III of my diatribe on the amazing impact that television can have on our imaginary love lives:
The first cuts were made and I can't say I argue. Rayven had some stuff, but didn't really grab me. I have barely any idea who the dude was. Being first to dance couldn't have helped them much.
On to who I may or may not love...
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The first cuts were made and I can't say I argue. Rayven had some stuff, but didn't really grab me. I have barely any idea who the dude was. Being first to dance couldn't have helped them much.
On to who I may or may not love...
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gdarklighter:
During the bottom three announcements, in the second group, when she made it sound like Will and Jessica were in the bottom three, before she told them they weren't.
gdarklighter:
Well, Cat just doesn't do that. She'll leave them in suspense, but she doesn't actually lead anybody to believe they've made the bottom three when they haven't.
17. Keep On Moving
"You know what," Angel mused as the cab pulled up to the curb, "I think I forgot some things back at home. Could we-"
"Did you forget your ticket?" Jes cut in.
"No," Angel admitted.
"Then you forgot nothing important." The cab came to a stop and Jes threw the required amount at the cabbie, plus the extra she had promised....
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"You know what," Angel mused as the cab pulled up to the curb, "I think I forgot some things back at home. Could we-"
"Did you forget your ticket?" Jes cut in.
"No," Angel admitted.
"Then you forgot nothing important." The cab came to a stop and Jes threw the required amount at the cabbie, plus the extra she had promised....
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fridgemagnet:
Uno. My other journal was about the slowness.
smuffy:
I'm really enjoying today, because the comments don't register right away, so I don't feel totally blasted.
16. An Ex-Zombie's Memoirs
As Karin cut through yet another vine she began to feel something that was very familiar to her. Boredom. The feeling that absolutely nothing interesting is happening. Having no real concept of time, Karin only knew that she had been doing this same thing, traipsing through tropical jungle, for at least six light and seven dark periods. For her, that was...
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As Karin cut through yet another vine she began to feel something that was very familiar to her. Boredom. The feeling that absolutely nothing interesting is happening. Having no real concept of time, Karin only knew that she had been doing this same thing, traipsing through tropical jungle, for at least six light and seven dark periods. For her, that was...
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beckyjane:
OpenOffice, eh? Do you use that? What is it?
I find it hard to edit SGs, and even fave SG pics. I try to develop a system, but I've failed.
As far as having people read my stuff, I am so self-conscious about it...it's genuinely odd. I let someone from the site read it for the first time really late last night, and I couldn't believe I did! I think it's hard to redevelop my writing style.
I have a question for you--do you write to get it all onto the paper and edit later, or do you write really thoroughly so you don't have to touch up too much?
I find it hard to edit SGs, and even fave SG pics. I try to develop a system, but I've failed.
As far as having people read my stuff, I am so self-conscious about it...it's genuinely odd. I let someone from the site read it for the first time really late last night, and I couldn't believe I did! I think it's hard to redevelop my writing style.
I have a question for you--do you write to get it all onto the paper and edit later, or do you write really thoroughly so you don't have to touch up too much?
radiofrank:
Given the difference in climate, I'm not surprised. I probably wouldn't be able to identify a damn thing if I was taking a walk down there. 

Cryptic journal entries are sort of counter-productive.
Also, this site really badly needs a spell check function.
And the flying Benzzini Brothers know. So stop trying to pretend they don't.
Ham. And eggs. With browns that are hashed on the side.
Summer is smelly, no matter where you live. Don't tell me I'm wrong!
The trannies/homeless that live on my street need to calm the...
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Also, this site really badly needs a spell check function.
And the flying Benzzini Brothers know. So stop trying to pretend they don't.
Ham. And eggs. With browns that are hashed on the side.

Summer is smelly, no matter where you live. Don't tell me I'm wrong!
The trannies/homeless that live on my street need to calm the...
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melladoree:
ok so I have no idea why me saying I researched the golden seal produced such a response BUT YES I am fucked up - I am SICK! I have a dry cough from hell that is trying to kill me! And I agree it had better be gone by Sunday! I trioed the refusal and then I gat the 100 temp - it was not having that!
incorrigible:
what was that guy yelling? i was tempted to respond.
i'm hungry.
i'm hungry.
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crim:
But I loves you!

But I loves you!
crim:
And yes, Cassiopea was put back right quick 

I will have the house to myself for the next five days. Any suggestions?
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sarcasticmenace:
Awesome!!!

I had the most amazing dream about the coolest house in the world. It was super vivid. I wish I was talented in the drawing arts, I would draft up a plan.
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vuokko:
Hahaha, for real.
beckyuill:
Look at you with all the SG's! Mr. popular!
bet you dont wave your coattails in front of them though!
*puts a dab of wax in some tea, sips it gingerly, smiles*
bet you dont wave your coattails in front of them though!

*puts a dab of wax in some tea, sips it gingerly, smiles*