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There are a couple of things vexing me right now . Well , there are actually a LOT of things that vex me , but I can only address a few at a time . The list is as follows...

Things that piss me off Pt. 3,954,000

1) Assholes who insist on having a car with those super bright halogen headlights . Do you really...
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I'm chillin in Charlotte,NC for a week and I gots to say that I do NOT miss the cold-ass wintery weather back home . It was warm,sunny and 63 effin degrees today . Suck it Jack Frost!!!

I'm house sitting for my sister who went on a cruise with her boyfriend . I get to hold down the fort and deal with her three maniacal...
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I have a couple of un-related things that I'd like to lay out there for all you cats and kittens . Here we go...

First and foremost , I would like to extend a giant "Washington Monument Sized" middle finger to my high school guidance counsellor who said that I would never ammount to anything , and would never be able to do great things...
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I am here tonight to publicly condemn one of the most horrible inventions to ever be conceived of by man . No , not the atomic bomb , although I'm not very fond of that one either . Not even the steam powered kitten cannon (SO many squished kitties...THE HORROR. ). No sir and/or madam , I'm talking about those "Hands Free" cell phone thingy-ma-jiggies...
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I for one am SICK AND TIRED of winter . Sick of the snow. Sick of the ice. Sick of the cold . Sick,sick,sick!!!!!

Why won't somebody pull the plug on Old Man Winter's respirator ? Where is global warming now? It's a menace when it's all hot and shit out , but when it's cold and we WANT a little global warming suddenly it's...
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I saw the most AMAZING video in the world the other day . Coincidentally it was on The World's Most Amazing Videos . Go figure . Normally these shows are such incredible let-downs . Some fucktard gets too close to an animal cage and gets a piece of his ass bitten off...yawn . Some air show ends in fiery disaster...again . Some idiot criminal gets...
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WOW . I am one lazy non journal updatin' son of a bitch .

Seriously , it's been forever . How's all my peeps doin' out there in SG land ? Unfortunately...I've got nothin' . No REAL news to report? Then fill a journal with random unrelated stuff. GO!!!!

* Mythbusters on the Discovery channel is one of the most Geektastic shows ever . Watch...
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Hope y'all had a good Christmannakwaanzakah .

All this "politically correct " bullshit really comes to a head around this time of year doesn't it ? You can't wish people a Merry Christmas , Happy Hannakuh , Pleasant Kwaanza , or Enjoyable Winter Festival Of Joyousness because some asshat will inevitably become "offended" and cry to the media which will then blow the whole goddamn...
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CAUTION : DEPRESSING NEWS AHEAD
If you don't want to be bummed out please read no further...

What a shit week I have had .

It started out with me catching some kind of cold / flu bug which has been spreading thoughout my place of employment . I had to leave work early yesterday , and I called off today . Just when I...
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I , in my infinite wisdom , went to the Thursday night football game between the Cleveland Browns and my beloved ( but currently crappy ) Pittsburgh Steelers at Heinz Field . For those of you not from around here , going to an outside event in Eastern PA in December at night is akin to crawling inside of you freezer for about an hour...
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HOLY CRAP IN A HAT!!!! It's been almost TWO MONTHS since my last post . How very unlike me .

I guess I just don't stop by as much as I used to . It feels to me like SG has gotten more "businesslike" and more impersonal than it used to be . Maybe it's just me .

Well , on to the rants...

Is...
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Everybody in America has heard of Welfare , right ? It's a government program that supports people who can't get jobs...or who can bullshit the government into believing that for some reason they can't work . This program is all well and good . It helps people buy food and put a roof over their head and all of that stuff . I , however...
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