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THIS BLOG IS NOW MY BLOG, AND I WILL USE IT FOR DRUGS

'sup. I'm QBug's husband. I have her account now and it is mine.

How many people's accounts am I going to have to reactivate up in here? Geez. Come back, bitches.

Looks like this girl is eloping and moving to Canada. Exciting!

So I am engaged. I am the absolute happiest about it, but I am getting really fucking tired of people telling me that it's too soon or to be cautious. I'm not telling people about my engagement so they can give me unsolicited advice about not getting married. Just like I'm not showing people my dress and bridesmaids dresses so that they can tell me...
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I accidentally fell in love and got myself an awesome boyfriend. And I worked really hard and intentionally got myself a job interview at a place I would really like to work.
Other than that, I just sit around practicing ukulele and eating poutine. It's a good life. It would be so much better with money though..... I hope that job interview goes well.

Obviously you all cannot handle a picture with IMPLIED NUDITY. Stop PMing and for god's sake there is no fucking reason to text me when I am stoned as fuck in bed dozing off to a beautiful sleep. Seriously, the correct reaction is to leave a fucking comment like a sane person and leave it at that. Don't be skeezy. I'm pissed. I'm going back...
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Got a ukulele. Learned a song on it in 3 hours. Would post the video on here, but I can't figure it out cuz it's a facebook video.

My fingers might bleed soon.

i have a little lesbian crush on you
and i dont mean for it to be a bother
but i dig the way it would annoy our fathers
and i like to just look at your face
and your hair and your shoes
and your dress made of lace

lets do our make up and spend the night making out
ive never done this before...
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