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smithers_jones:
Your answer was too smart to make you no. 1.

Our receptionist is wearing her purple sweatsuit today. Its not even casual Friday. I will try and get a picture.
smithers_jones:
Temptress!
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Poll Question tally

If you had to walk around the rest of your life, which would you choose to smell like:

Chicken or turkey....(the cooked kind)?

CHICKEN

Women - 4 Men-1



TURKEY

Women - 1 Men - 3


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smithers_jones:
Dissappointed? There were two arrests. Just not me.
baysponge:
so why were there one more woman polled than men ???

tongue
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smithers_jones:
And by "powers" you mean $20.00 a week practicing at Launderland?
smithers_jones:
Do I put the Care Bear footage in the video? I think I must.
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smithers_jones:
Somedays are like Christmas, ony the presents are much, much hotter.
taraarmov:
Anxiety makes the world go 'round...as does long-haired guys in suits.
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A guy dressed as a hot dog whistled at me today.
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smithers_jones:


This is never going to get old.
smithers_jones:
What about:



4. Man in a hotdog suit with a fanny pack?

[Edited on Sep 29, 2005 7:27AM]
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You see people do some weird shit while driving around in L.A.

Today I saw some chick sniff her cherries air freshener that was swinging from her rear view mirror and then rub them...

I even saw a guy drinking a 40 while driving on the 110 in the middle of the day...nice.
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smithers_jones:
I never was a big fan of Taoism.
summertime_andy:
i wish the derby dolls would do a set. i wish hard.
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five seventeen two thousand one

numbers are important as days
as words as everything is random
yet in a sequence
somehow
we make sense of these events
instinct or logic?
it is a constant struggle
somehow
I think you know this
more than people who have lived your life x3.
I am stuck in a molten stage
between surrender and focus
you are somewhere floating...
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I have a little experiment I'd like to put to the test.

Yes, I like monkeys.It started with a Scrabble game and now I have been given stuffed monkeys, monkey masks, and even a monkey cake for my birthday. I tend to notice monkey things everywhere now.

So, for you (few) people who actually read my journal,I'd like you to do something for me:

Pick...
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smithers_jones:
Kate Beckinsale was totally hot in Serendipity though.
smithers_jones:
I walked by a Paul Frank store yesterday. Does that count?
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I was driving around Hollywood Blvd a couple of weeks ago and my friend pointed out Spiderman who was crouching on a trash container trying to act Spidey-like. We got closer and I noticed he was wearing a fannypack...Oh Jeebus NOOOOO!!!!!!

We got even closer and I realized the f@**Ypack matched his outfit.It was red with black webs. I rolled down the window and shouted...
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filmnoir1:
Nah - I see that SPIDERMAN guy around all the time (he does other characters) - but I'll relate the fannypack bit.

Oh!



THE HAPPY FINGERS INSTITUTE INSISTS ON A HA{{Y BIRTHDAY!
smithers_jones:
I'm sure I threw in a cocksucker here and there but can't remember specifically.
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Was it just me or was last week pretty rotten?! Hopefully the shit cloud will clear away from my head.

This week can only be better...