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"Are you the government?"

He seemed surprised by the question. "Does the goverment fight evil?"

I thought about it. For some reason, the first thing that came to mind wasn't the FBI or the justice system, but my last trip to the DMV. "Well," I said, "It can."

"Lots of things can fight evil," True replied. "Cinderblocks, for example- if a cinderblock had fallen...
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Movie night was awesome. Ended up being at Paul's house instead, since he has a crazy big tv with surround sound and a huge couch and stuff. Shannon got eaten by zombies, everyone played with McKenzie's balls (except Paul), and I apparently need black knee-high stilettos. It was quite an evening.

So, I'm getting tired of constantly being made fun of for not having seen so many movies, so I'm having a movie night Saturday. We're watching Shaun of the Dead and I'm not sure what else. So come on over!

I just bought an Orgy coat! I'm so excited! This'll be the best Halloween ever!

Looks like glass-dude is going to sue Arizona. Can't say I'm surprised.

Today was an awesome day. Despite the fact that I forgot my notebook at work and didn't do any of my homework anyway, school was enjoyable! I got to edit the shit out of other people's essays (one guy called me "Miss Schoolhouse Rock"), and sort of made a friend! We bonded over...
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So... it's a normal day at Noodles&Company, after the lunch rush, so it's kind of dead. I'm refilling the soy sauce, Thomas is busing a table, various other people are doing various other boring things... and then this guy says, very loudly, "Oh my god, there's glass in my drink! Oh god!" and proceeds to try to cough up glass. Glass! It was in the...
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I think I'm in love. And it's probably going to kill me...

...because I'm clumsy and will probably end up somehow slitting my wrist with the linocutter. The new love is printing, and it's so freaking cool! Expensive though... I just spent a hundred bucks on ink and paper. Pictures of stuff once I um, fix my camera.

And pictures from the party up soon....
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So... part of my fingertip is numb. That's probably not a good thing.

Also, Great White sharks are fucking badasses! They're so hardcore.

Can anyone think of some good stories I can tell for my finger? I told a couple guys last night that I got in a bar fight and they totally believed me. I need more stories.

Thanks for the sympathy. Today was no better. Poor Eponine got a call around maybe 9:30ish saying, "Hey... do you want to come get me from school and possibly take me to the hospital?"

There were issues with a lino-cutter... issues that ended up with 3 stitches. Ouch. Especially ouch because the numbing stuff didn't numb the wound. Even when she injected it directly into...
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Everything is ruined forever.

I am devastated and enraged and want to crawl into a hole and die.

FUCK.