Okay, okay, so! I have hilarious choir jokes!
How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
How many basses does it take to change a light...
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freakpirate:
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I miss choir for the same reasons.
alkaholic23:
i don't get it.
So, I planned on getting through my 21st birthday without getting stupid drunk and throwing up... but work friends had something to say about the first part, and tequila had something to say about the second. AKA: work friends dragged me out to a bar and got me really, really drunk. I had no birthday cake, but I had 3 chocolate cake shots. Plus other...
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theminion:
...I wanna take you to a gay bar...?
Also, I'm sorry you got so freaking sick.
I tried to scold them out of the tequila... but they overruled me. wtf? Shouldn't best friend outweigh work people? 
One would think so, but apparently not.
Also, I'm sorry you got so freaking sick.
I tried to scold them out of the tequila... but they overruled me. wtf? Shouldn't best friend outweigh work people? One would think so, but apparently not. 
frankiemachine:
At least no one tried to get you do do 21 shots. Congratulations on surviving. Also: your next notable birthday is in nine years.
I've decided that I quite like Noodles&Company. I like the cso a lot. Maybe I should get a cushy job up there and just chill instead of dealing with all the craziness of the actual restaurants.
I haven't really been sleeping lately. It's a problem. I'm kind of losing my mind and it's really, really not helping. Although, at Hugodwarf's suggestion I took some...
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I haven't really been sleeping lately. It's a problem. I'm kind of losing my mind and it's really, really not helping. Although, at Hugodwarf's suggestion I took some...
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bitten:
happy birthday! just saw the little balloon.
hugodwarf:
Happy Birthday
I hate everything and everyone in the world. Except my sister.
I want to quit my job.
I want to crawl into a hole and die.
I want everything to be the way it was.
I don't want my heart broken because of things that aren't even me.
I don't think I'll ever trust another person again.
I want to quit my job.
I want to crawl into a hole and die.
I want everything to be the way it was.
I don't want my heart broken because of things that aren't even me.
I don't think I'll ever trust another person again.
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rockinricky:
This was not a double post...
...or was it?
...or was it?
jonnyjonnyh:
I thought I was special, that you only hated me.
I have begun season 2 of the (new I guess) Dr. Who. I thought that you should know.
Also, Tanahashi won the IWGP World Title at the Tokyo Dome on New Year's Eve which is the biggest show of the year. This is a big deal, and he will be the top guy in New Japan Pro Wrestling for years to come.
I have begun season 2 of the (new I guess) Dr. Who. I thought that you should know.
Also, Tanahashi won the IWGP World Title at the Tokyo Dome on New Year's Eve which is the biggest show of the year. This is a big deal, and he will be the top guy in New Japan Pro Wrestling for years to come.
Sweet, I was totally going to be on the jury for a 4 day trial and got out of it. And when I say I totally was going to be, I mean I was on the actual jury panel. However, they decided that even though my billing address is in Morrison, I reside in Denver and should therefor have my jury duty in Denver. So...
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basurablanca:
Score! I know that we have a civic duty to participate in the jury system, but that doesn't mean that it doesn't suck when you have to do it.
~J
~J
theminion:
How long did you end up being there?
...Your mom totally thought I was you this morning when I was brushing my teeth. It was awkward.
...Your mom totally thought I was you this morning when I was brushing my teeth. It was awkward.
Nope, nevermind. Right the first time. It really is always a trap. Some are just more elaborate and sting more. Double-traps. Like I didn't have enough trust issues before.
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust,
But I'm scared I'll get scared and I swear I'll try to nail you back up.
I know you think that I'm someone you can trust,
But I'm scared I'll get scared and I swear I'll try to nail you back up.
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freakpirate:
Continuing from the Ackbar comment:
He will likely end up getting shot in a secret hole by a Jedi. That'll be fun right?
He will likely end up getting shot in a secret hole by a Jedi. That'll be fun right?
frankiemachine:
Sorry to hear that. If he ends up dead, there are some really remote spots out here where you can dispose of the body. Not saying I'd help, because that would be a felony.
Maybe not everything is a trap. Maybe only sometimes. Maybe sometimes people just panic.
rockinricky:
It's always a trap!
It was a trap. It's always a trap. I should've known better.
dark_cabal:
You're right. It's ALWAYS a trap.
I feel so spoiled. I got so much cool stuff for Christmas. Highlights are this, which is seriously like, the top half of the Orgy coat, Winston, my little Heartless, and oh yeah, a laptop. Eponine got one too. Our dad is freaking crazy. And awesome. And I'm not entirely sure if he still has both of his kidneys.
Speaking of kidneys, the...
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jonnytrrrash7:
The Organization........sounds ominous?!
jonnytrrrash7:
well, bad guys i can relate to, i'm afraid!
Okay, since I absolutely have to have at least 12 credits next semester, even though I don't want to... here's the plan:
11:30-12:45: Choir (because I really miss it)
1-3:30: 3-D Design (because I can't take anything I want to until I do it)
4-5:15: The Nature of Language (because I like language)
5:30-6:45: Intro to Sociology (because I know from social psych so it...
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11:30-12:45: Choir (because I really miss it)
1-3:30: 3-D Design (because I can't take anything I want to until I do it)
4-5:15: The Nature of Language (because I like language)
5:30-6:45: Intro to Sociology (because I know from social psych so it...
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rockinricky:
I got a cool choir story that happened to me somewhat recently. Remind me to tell you.
poolboy6:
Check out this steampunk Dalek...
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poolboy6:
It might have even been before you were born, but back in the Before Times, there were several people crushed in the frenzy to buy Cabbage Patch Kids. I think Transformers may have been responsible for one or two themselves.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the mob mentality.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the mob mentality.
azkadellia:
Two shot and killed a Toys R Us in California.
Amazing, isn't it? Tickle Me Elmo must be a fucking god.
Last year, I remember at least 3 pregnant women were killed the same way he was.
Amazing, isn't it? Tickle Me Elmo must be a fucking god.
Last year, I remember at least 3 pregnant women were killed the same way he was.
I woke up 20 minutes ago. To me, this indicates a need for more days off. 
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theminion:
Hahaha! I think I need to read this whole thing. brb.