Don't you just hate it when a really cute girl opens her mouth and pours out the most ignorant racist shit? It just ruins the whole deal. They go from a "10" to a "2" in a BIG hurry...
A guy at work today was complaining about the warranty on a set of compressor tools. One brand's had a lifetime warranty, the one he wanted, (the cheaper one) had a three year. He wanted me to give him the cheaper one, and insisted he get a lifetime warranty for it. (A manufacturer's offer, nothing I had any control over) So I told him "Well,...
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guitargeek:
Hahahahaha!!
Long overdue...
Sorry I've been in absentia for so long, I have much to relay. First though, I just want to say that even though I haven't been commenting, I've been following all of your triumphs and tragedies. Thank you for sharing them, and I wish all of you the best.
Lets see... I've been working at the Home Depot for about 3 months now,...
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Sorry I've been in absentia for so long, I have much to relay. First though, I just want to say that even though I haven't been commenting, I've been following all of your triumphs and tragedies. Thank you for sharing them, and I wish all of you the best.
Lets see... I've been working at the Home Depot for about 3 months now,...
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guitargeek:
I don't think I've ever gone looking for a pet, they just seem to find their way into my life. I found Sugar Bear in a grocery store parking lot, her head on a curb, damn near starved to death. I bought a pack of hot dogs when I was in the store, and when I came out she was still there. I fed her a hot dog and she was immediately my friend! I loaded her up in the back of the truck and brought her home and she was with me for years and years...
Half pit bull, half chow. Wouldn't bite a biscuit.
I miss that dog, too...
Half pit bull, half chow. Wouldn't bite a biscuit.
I miss that dog, too...
1kiss_of_life:
I'm doing better. I think I'm on the mend.
I want a Danna and a Viscount.
I want a Danna and a Viscount.
I'm still alive, I assure you...
1kiss_of_life:
I kinda figured if you were lying dead in a ditch somewhere, you'd have let someone know.
I'm 35 today... Not enjoying it so far. BUT, I actually have a weekend off for once, my girlfriend will be here the whole time, so I'm going to start my new year watching DVDs on the couch cuddled up under a blanket with periodic breaks for kinky birthday sex. 
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jessykaaddams:
FUCK YOU!!
Why is everyone having sex but me?Oh I cannot take this preposterousness....
Why is everyone having sex but me?Oh I cannot take this preposterousness....
1kiss_of_life:
Our weekend plans will have to stay on hold (forever). Seems things were worse than I thought. Either I need to whine more so someone will make me go to the doctor sooner or I need to work on lowering my pain tolerance. I was having a problem before christmas but no one knew it until a week ago. I'm not going to be around much for the next week or two, but I'm fine ... on the mend.
An interesting past 24 hours. I've learned about who thinks I'm cute, who has a crush on me, who thinks I'm gay, who hates my guts and wishes I'd die, and not all of them make any sense. The guy who hates me I met once, said maybe 3 words to, and barely even remember. But apparently he's in love with a girl who has...
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1kiss_of_life:
Is 300 EVER going to be shown? I'm ready to dine in hell. I've wanted Gerry for dinner for a long time.
Is 300 EVER going to be shown? I'm ready to dine in hell. I've wanted Gerry for dinner for a long time.
1kiss_of_life:
i bought one of these at a local flea market the other day. Cool, huh?
Um.... is it normal that I've been getting completely turned on while watching the trailers for "300"?
I mean God DAMN! I'm all goosebumps and nipples over here!
I mean God DAMN! I'm all goosebumps and nipples over here!
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david_aames:
Some parents are asses and should never have had kids.
1kiss_of_life:
It's about time you start paying attention to me. It's all about Gerry! yummy
(i am saddened by the facial hair) ... (but i'm sure i'll make it through the movie)
It's about time you start paying attention to me. It's all about Gerry! yummy
(i am saddened by the facial hair) ... (but i'm sure i'll make it through the movie)
X-mas is over... good riddance. New year's is done, looking very forward to enjoying a new clean year where NOBODY dies. I've decided to start the year with a nice stomach flu. I thought it would be fun to throw up in my car, just barely managing to pull over and yak out the open door. Stupid seat belt kept me from leaning far enough...
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guitargeek:
Thanks for your thoughtful post.
I hope you get better soon, and I also hope that the smell doesn't linger in your car!
I hope you get better soon, and I also hope that the smell doesn't linger in your car!
1kiss_of_life:
Nope. I've yet to meet a someone I'd consider a worthy adversary for the showing.
On NYE, I was home watching Wedding Crashers and Memoirs of a Geisha. THEN, on the first day of the new year, I took the all the covers off the sofa cushions and pillows ... and washed them.
And ... that about sums it up.
On NYE, I was home watching Wedding Crashers and Memoirs of a Geisha. THEN, on the first day of the new year, I took the all the covers off the sofa cushions and pillows ... and washed them.
And ... that about sums it up. Oh, this training class is going to be the death of me. Today we had a store manger (among a series of random instructors) talk to us for 35 minutes about the "Autonomous Departments". Instead of talking about the self-sufficient Pro Desk for contractor services, or the Designers who also work without supervision.... or, autonomously, she kept going on about how customers can rent...
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1kiss_of_life:
Just moments after I read your journal, the boss walked into my office and closed the door. He sat down and looked at me ... kinda like . He said, "I had a list of three local businesses and letters for each. I asked the new receptionist to look up their addresses and get the letters in the mail. Before I said anything more, she said, 'I ain't good at phonebook'." He asked me if I knew what that meant. I told him it sounded like a sexual dysfunction. He agreed and said maybe it had something to do with 'Let your fingers do the walking'.
I've decided that from now on, when someone asks me something, I'm going to say, 'I ain't good at phonebook". I can't wait to see the look on their face. Hell, between your journal and this, my brain is still bleeding.
Just moments after I read your journal, the boss walked into my office and closed the door. He sat down and looked at me ... kinda like
. He said, "I had a list of three local businesses and letters for each. I asked the new receptionist to look up their addresses and get the letters in the mail. Before I said anything more, she said, 'I ain't good at phonebook'." He asked me if I knew what that meant. I told him it sounded like a sexual dysfunction. He agreed and said maybe it had something to do with 'Let your fingers do the walking'.I've decided that from now on, when someone asks me something, I'm going to say, 'I ain't good at phonebook". I can't wait to see the look on their face. Hell, between your journal and this, my brain is still bleeding.
1kiss_of_life:
Taste pennies in your mouth? 
Where the hell else would ya find the sense of taste?
Sorry Ross, ... I ... umm ... I ... it was an accident.
Where the hell else would ya find the sense of taste?
Sorry Ross, ... I ... umm ... I ... it was an accident.
rocketeam:
HAHAHAH, Priceless
1kiss_of_life:
Colin Firth? No way! Have you seen Matthew McFayden's nose? He has the most sexy nose ever! Yes, amidst all my other ocd's, I have an ocd concerning noses.
It has bewitched me body and soul. I love it ... most ardently.
Nice picture! But kilt wearers must be named Gerry ... I'm just sayin'.
It has bewitched me body and soul. I love it ... most ardently.
Nice picture! But kilt wearers must be named Gerry ... I'm just sayin'.
This morning I saw a seagull get crushed to death right in front of me. The fucker driving the SUV didn't even swerve an inch. Yeah the gull was on the road, but the road was alongside the fucking marina. Asshole didn't even pull over or slow down, just glanced back in his mirror at me screaming at him and waving my arms. Poor thing...
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jj_r0x0rz:
yea birds dno't have much blood surprisingly, but that was good of you to do that for the bird
perilsensitive:
Thanks! Sorry about the bird .. sometimes people's absolute disregard for anything is a little disheartening.
I'll fuck a dumb girl if she's really hot... and she doesn't talk.
It tasted ok, but it was too much trouble. I'd rather have chinese food.