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I'm bored.
I'm under the influence of naughty narcotics.
Someone play with me.
Peas.

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P.S. I think I'm going to do some random journal commenting tonight. So if you're reading this because I just soiled your journal with some lame joke and you're wondering, "What the hell is this monkey doing?" please don't be...
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tiamat:
UPDATE!
unravled:
Where the hell are you?
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Girls who can kick ass kick ass.

I love you, Uma. love


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unravled:
It didn't save Darth Vader.
olsen:
Everyone on the show is hott.

I'll thumb wrestle, but I'd rather arm wrestle.
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Car broke. Phone, yes?

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olsen:
That's not to say I've been treated well in relationships. Me=stalker magnet.

However, I believe in love. I don't mean romance.
neodrunk:
Car broke. Phone, yes? I'm not following you on this one other then you need a ride to get to work.

tonguemiao!!
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Ok, I have news, but it's really more like gossip. This news concerns my sister's boyfriend's older brother - for clarity's sake I'll call him "Joe".

"Joe" found his fiance in bed with another guy. "Joe" beat the shit out of this guy, putting him in a coma. Now "Joe" is in jail, awaiting trial and a possible sentance of 7...
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freckle:
you can be my friend... i'm nice like that.
digupherbones:
that really is insane.. i agree with the pleeing insanity part, because all he has to say is that he blacked out.
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I got my wisdom tooth pulled without any problems. Just thought I'd tell you, because I know you were all worried. whatever

Nothing really new here, just thought I should update. Thanks for stopping by. smile

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freakpirate:
Ouch dude. Well, get yourself all healed up. Until then... *humpness*
freckle:
you are so cool/smart/sexy and i desperatly want to make sweet sweet love to you.

ok, next topic?
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This summer...

Coming to a Canada near you...

It's me.

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ophelia:
In that case you should grab FreakPirate and come out west to visit me and Tiamat, seeing as I live in the same town as her smile
freakpirate:
The summer shall rock like nothing else has ever rocked before!
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FreakPirate needs some cheering up. Go tell him he rules. He's a damn cool guy and there's nothing I hate more than seeing a friend down in the dumps. So please, show the man some love.
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freakpirate:
Shit...I totally forgot...

*HUMP!*
wated:
Jealous is as jealous does matey...so my momma always used to say...
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I'm going to random journal comment today. So, if you're reading this because I just made some lame attempt at humor in your journal, please don't be freaked out because you don't know me. I'm bored, in a good mood and I want to make me some new pals (but I still love all my old pals). biggrin

30 oink

P.S...
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cherie:
I'm an internet stalker.
Internet stalkers always say weird creepy random things.kiss
freckle:
true enough. you're all a girl needs.
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I have a new moniter. It is bigger than my old one and it's a flat screen.

I'm getting a wisdom tooth pulled on Saturday. That's good because it hurts.

I think that, if I ever moved to Canada, I'd start smoking pot again. I don't know why I'd move to Canada or why I'd smoke weed if...
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nimhly:
it was. now your eternal soul is the property of my hampster.
eponine:
wisdom teeth suck nuts. i hate them.
and sadly, the star wars toys are not on their little cards. well, the new ones are. the old ones are not.
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The problem with us is that we give nothing away. Expect something in return and you'll always be disappointed.
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freakpirate:
I give myself away. Which is normally why I get back such crap.
tiamat:
completely. well said.