I'm bored.
I'm under the influence of naughty narcotics.
Someone play with me.
Peas.
30 the filthy communist
P.S. I think I'm going to do some random journal commenting tonight. So if you're reading this because I just soiled your journal with some lame joke and you're wondering, "What the hell is this monkey doing?" please don't be alarmed.
The End.
Breakfast Cereal.
P.P.S. Just...
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I'm under the influence of naughty narcotics.
Someone play with me.
Peas.
30 the filthy communist
P.S. I think I'm going to do some random journal commenting tonight. So if you're reading this because I just soiled your journal with some lame joke and you're wondering, "What the hell is this monkey doing?" please don't be alarmed.
The End.
Breakfast Cereal.
P.P.S. Just...
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tiamat:
UPDATE!
unravled:
Where the hell are you?
Girls who can kick ass kick ass.
I love you, Uma.
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I love you, Uma.
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unravled:
It didn't save Darth Vader.
olsen:
Everyone on the show is hott.
I'll thumb wrestle, but I'd rather arm wrestle.
I'll thumb wrestle, but I'd rather arm wrestle.
Car broke. Phone, yes?
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olsen:
That's not to say I've been treated well in relationships. Me=stalker magnet.
However, I believe in love. I don't mean romance.
However, I believe in love. I don't mean romance.
neodrunk:
Car broke. Phone, yes? I'm not following you on this one other then you need a ride to get to work.
Ok, I have news, but it's really more like gossip. This news concerns my sister's boyfriend's older brother - for clarity's sake I'll call him "Joe".
"Joe" found his fiance in bed with another guy. "Joe" beat the shit out of this guy, putting him in a coma. Now "Joe" is in jail, awaiting trial and a possible sentance of 7 - 12 years in...
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"Joe" found his fiance in bed with another guy. "Joe" beat the shit out of this guy, putting him in a coma. Now "Joe" is in jail, awaiting trial and a possible sentance of 7 - 12 years in...
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freckle:
you can be my friend... i'm nice like that.
digupherbones:
that really is insane.. i agree with the pleeing insanity part, because all he has to say is that he blacked out.
I got my wisdom tooth pulled without any problems. Just thought I'd tell you, because I know you were all worried. 
Nothing really new here, just thought I should update. Thanks for stopping by.
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Nothing really new here, just thought I should update. Thanks for stopping by.
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freakpirate:
Ouch dude. Well, get yourself all healed up. Until then... *humpness*
freckle:
you are so cool/smart/sexy and i desperatly want to make sweet sweet love to you.
ok, next topic?
ok, next topic?
This summer...
Coming to a Canada near you...
It's me.
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Coming to a Canada near you...
It's me.
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ophelia:
In that case you should grab FreakPirate and come out west to visit me and Tiamat, seeing as I live in the same town as her
freakpirate:
The summer shall rock like nothing else has ever rocked before!
FreakPirate needs some cheering up. Go tell him he rules. He's a damn cool guy and there's nothing I hate more than seeing a friend down in the dumps. So please, show the man some love.
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freakpirate:
Shit...I totally forgot...
*HUMP!*
*HUMP!*
wated:
Jealous is as jealous does matey...so my momma always used to say...
I'm going to random journal comment today. So, if you're reading this because I just made some lame attempt at humor in your journal, please don't be freaked out because you don't know me. I'm bored, in a good mood and I want to make me some new pals (but I still love all my old pals). 
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P.S. Will you be my internet stalker?...
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P.S. Will you be my internet stalker?...
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user092840:
I'm an internet stalker.
Internet stalkers always say weird creepy random things.
Internet stalkers always say weird creepy random things.
freckle:
true enough. you're all a girl needs.
I have a new moniter. It is bigger than my old one and it's a flat screen.
I'm getting a wisdom tooth pulled on Saturday. That's good because it hurts.
I think that, if I ever moved to Canada, I'd start smoking pot again. I don't know why I'd move to Canada or why I'd smoke weed if I did, though.
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I'm getting a wisdom tooth pulled on Saturday. That's good because it hurts.
I think that, if I ever moved to Canada, I'd start smoking pot again. I don't know why I'd move to Canada or why I'd smoke weed if I did, though.
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nimhly:
it was. now your eternal soul is the property of my hampster.
eponine:
wisdom teeth suck nuts. i hate them.
and sadly, the star wars toys are not on their little cards. well, the new ones are. the old ones are not.
and sadly, the star wars toys are not on their little cards. well, the new ones are. the old ones are not.
The problem with us is that we give nothing away. Expect something in return and you'll always be disappointed.
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freakpirate:
I give myself away. Which is normally why I get back such crap.
tiamat:
completely. well said.