10 Things i would class as not being a wast of time .
1. making music
2. making sweet love
3. Reading
4. watching live entertainment ( unless its really shit )
5. watching classic movies
6. spending time with friends
7. creative masturbating
8. baking a pie
9. taking long walks to clear your head
10. laughing
10 things that are clearly a waste...
Read More
1. making music
2. making sweet love
3. Reading
4. watching live entertainment ( unless its really shit )
5. watching classic movies
6. spending time with friends
7. creative masturbating
8. baking a pie
9. taking long walks to clear your head
10. laughing
10 things that are clearly a waste...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
tilly:
I know you do.*humps the air infront of your face* And I love your lovely Scotchness and your manic twirling eyes. WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO LOOK NEXT!? Nobody knows! And that's part of the fun! 
Tat is looking spiffy by the way!
Tat is looking spiffy by the way!
munch:
mutes have feelings too...like clams... 
questions for the day .
1. Why are these people in my car park pissed and shouting at each other at 2 in the after noon and who is this " parGHytjai " they speak of ?
2. Why did i go and hire a 6 foot leggy blond to work in my shop , knowing full well that i would never be able to...
Read More
1. Why are these people in my car park pissed and shouting at each other at 2 in the after noon and who is this " parGHytjai " they speak of ?
2. Why did i go and hire a 6 foot leggy blond to work in my shop , knowing full well that i would never be able to...
Read More
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
jayne:
i lose pens all the time. it annoys me to a great extent when i set one down and go back to grab it and it's gone. this happens constantly, with many of my posessions actually. 
don't know why.
how are you doing sugar? i miss talking to you.
x
don't know why.
how are you doing sugar? i miss talking to you.
x
metatag:
Joining the introverts group for the young one pic is fine - we like a bit of homour!
right now i believe in love at first sight .
she even has my ears
just perfect ,
My niece
My God Daughter
EVE
she even has my ears
just perfect ,
My niece
My God Daughter
EVE
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
maelwys:
* belches loudly * ta very much
Congratulations on the God Daughter/Niece front as well
Congratulations on the God Daughter/Niece front as well
nickysonic:
Well, at the moment I feel like I don't belong here anymore and it's all become a bit of a charade. But who knows, I enjoy shooting the shit with people like you, so I might stick around.
And that was a crap joke, by the way
And that was a crap joke, by the way
so i wanted to get away from it all this weekend , so i went down here to meet all them and lots of fun was had .
Fanks guys
Moments that stick in my mind
1. Finally getting a hotel room that didn't suck .
2. Not understanding how the fuck to play Dance Dance Revolution , clearly cause i was a bit drunk...
Read More
Fanks guys
Moments that stick in my mind
1. Finally getting a hotel room that didn't suck .
2. Not understanding how the fuck to play Dance Dance Revolution , clearly cause i was a bit drunk...
Read More
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
adthrawn:
I'm glad you got back to your hotel 
After we split off on our ways, I managed to hail the cab from hell. I asked him to take me to the nearest KFC, to which he took me on a whirlwind tour of London - passing the open KFC's, and only stopping at the closed (and mainly those being gutted by builders). 20 later, I convinced him I wasn't hungry, and to take me to my damn hotel.
The hotel was great, apart from the food vending machine, that ate my money, with not a crumb in recompense.
Ooooooooooh I love Taxis.
After we split off on our ways, I managed to hail the cab from hell. I asked him to take me to the nearest KFC, to which he took me on a whirlwind tour of London - passing the open KFC's, and only stopping at the closed (and mainly those being gutted by builders). 20 later, I convinced him I wasn't hungry, and to take me to my damn hotel.
The hotel was great, apart from the food vending machine, that ate my money, with not a crumb in recompense.
Ooooooooooh I love Taxis.
antenna:
Hey mate.
Thanks a million for Saturday night. You make a very convincing twitching corpse. Will bear you in mind as chav scum.
seizure later
a
Thanks a million for Saturday night. You make a very convincing twitching corpse. Will bear you in mind as chav scum.
seizure later
a
first two lines of a letter back from my lawyer reads as follows
"Dear Neil
Thanks for handing in your dossier. I see that it contains one or two
weapons of mass destruction!"
that just made me laugh , im glad some lawyers still have a sense of humour .
It cause of that that i Havant been updating much .
Some guy thinks i...
Read More
"Dear Neil
Thanks for handing in your dossier. I see that it contains one or two
weapons of mass destruction!"
that just made me laugh , im glad some lawyers still have a sense of humour .
It cause of that that i Havant been updating much .
Some guy thinks i...
Read More
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
tobie:
beer and fake blood....sticky sticky sticky.
I bet the night porters wondered what kind of clientel they were getting...though it could have ben worse...you could have been wearing creamys hat!
beer and fake blood....sticky sticky sticky.
I bet the night porters wondered what kind of clientel they were getting...though it could have ben worse...you could have been wearing creamys hat!
ciel:
as per, it was ace to see you again. although i always seem to be full of energy and slightly mental
VIEW 25 of 42 COMMENTS
wated:
Hmmm...so there's still a reasonable potential profit margin.
wated:
There was no butter or sauce on the one I had this morning. That's a potential profit increase of 0.7p! 
you know what ?
i love a really good storm ,
none of this pussy drippy rain and far away " do you think that was thunder " type of affair .
I want the end of the world , booming thunder,
sounding like its ten feet away ,
thor's wrath ,
clouds black as tar,
just fucking throwing the rain at you '
dogs...
Read More
i love a really good storm ,
none of this pussy drippy rain and far away " do you think that was thunder " type of affair .
I want the end of the world , booming thunder,
sounding like its ten feet away ,
thor's wrath ,
clouds black as tar,
just fucking throwing the rain at you '
dogs...
Read More
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
charley:
We so need a storm down here 
too muggy, too much pressure
too muggy, too much pressure
jayne:
can't believe you actually managed to look at my set!!! did you get through it without blushing???
hope to see you soon....get your ass back down to london.
x
hope to see you soon....get your ass back down to london.
x
To you ,
the girl ,
the one I may have never met ,
the one I may not already know ,
the one I may have caught a glimpse of out of the corner of my eye ,
who sits patiently waiting ,
or does not ,
or cannot ,
or is not ,
who I may never know . ??????????????????????
I apologise.
The...
Read More
the girl ,
the one I may have never met ,
the one I may not already know ,
the one I may have caught a glimpse of out of the corner of my eye ,
who sits patiently waiting ,
or does not ,
or cannot ,
or is not ,
who I may never know . ??????????????????????
I apologise.
The...
Read More
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
poprock:
Well, it's certainly crap as a declaration of frustration once you add that pesky hyphen.
Example:
"The cock-sucking phone is knackered again,"
Just doesn't have the same ring to it as;
"The COCKSUCKING phone is knackered again."
Example:
"The cock-sucking phone is knackered again,"
Just doesn't have the same ring to it as;
"The COCKSUCKING phone is knackered again."
thenonstopdancer:
^^^ bang on ,
fuckingcuntshagbastard
fuckingcuntshagbastard
I got chills, they're multiplyin', and I'm losin' control.
Cocksucking weather and a mountain of bills , i need a holiday now .
thinking about it literally cocksucking weather sounds quite good , very good in fact and a lot better than the wind and rain going on outside . So in light of that ill change my plea to cocksucking weather or a holiday,...
Read More
Cocksucking weather and a mountain of bills , i need a holiday now .
thinking about it literally cocksucking weather sounds quite good , very good in fact
and a lot better than the wind and rain going on outside . So in light of that ill change my plea to cocksucking weather or a holiday,... Read More
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
goob:
mmm.... cocksucking.
fpkk:
*studiously avoids making comments of any sort about cocksucking weather as it's been done*
Yeah, I need a holiday. And the power of walking returned.
And cocksucking weather,eh? Ding dong!
*Doh!*
Yeah, I need a holiday. And the power of walking returned.
And cocksucking weather,eh? Ding dong!
*Doh!*
thenonstopdancer:
maaaa
So I guess right now I feel little disconnected . This is not a moan or a rant dont take it as that , its just how I'm feeling right now .
My best friends in the world , the ones I have the biggest connection to are scattered ashes , blown across the southern half of this country. I see them maybe once or...
Read More
My best friends in the world , the ones I have the biggest connection to are scattered ashes , blown across the southern half of this country. I see them maybe once or...
Read More
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
its_matt:
Poop.
mjrburns:
hahaha pea wet. I love trying to explain the concept to southerners rather unsuccesfully mind - keep on dancing
Now, what is "creative masturbating"? Lately, it's been a lot of "masturbating because you have to unless you want to wake up in dirty sheets in the middle of the night" type in my case. Boring, really.