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Today I present some crazy ass videos! Our theme today is... "Bugs are weird, man."

Here's a video of this really freaky caterpillar that looks like a dog in a costume.

And in reply to it... a video clip of this really stoned guy talking about bugs and how weird they are.

Last but not least, a crazy ass Japanese commercial featuring father and son...
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ontothenext:
Maya The Hellcat in the Sack is her new pen name.
ontothenext:
The nipple has returned to its home.
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Today I present to you a tale of woe, heartbreak, disappointment and misery.

The scene begins.
I awoke a little more early than I would have liked. I quickly showered and got dressed, prepared to go to work. I called my customers to make sure I was needed, and found that I had to postpone the appointment until tomorrow. I was slightly disappointed, but at...
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ontothenext:
hahaha yeah yeah...you saw my boob... AND YOU LOVED IT! tongue

thanks...i like the tattoo... and i think they convinced me to get my nipple pierced as well...

come get your sandwich! its a little stale since i made it a few days ago but i think its still good.
malenka:
Yeah, that's my ex. He just got a new phone. whatever
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Well my birthday weekend is over. Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday!

I was dreading the big Two Eight... well not so much dreading it, but kind of begrudgingly accepting it. Kinda like when you miss your exit on a highway, and you have no choice but to keep driving and driving in the wrong direction.
Not that I feel I've...
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rowanmayfair:
I'm so glad you had a great bday. Damn I wish I were 28 again! I know the feeling of being able to look back & see how far you've come & its one of the best feelings in the world. Let me know what you thought of Clerks 2. I'm a big Kevin Smith fan. I think I might go see it this weekend since you didnt invite me to see it tonight lol jk xoxo
ontothenext:
glad you had a good one!!! yeah good luck with your pool!

im going to school for Radio/TV/Film and Biology
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A Tale of Genius*.

*Hereafter, the word genius shall be used in a sarcastic manner.



Life is a comedy of errors for me sometimes. Take our pool for instance. Some of you may remember that I've mentioned my pool drama in passing a few times. There are a few pics of it too. Let me tell you the whole story up until today...

We moved...
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devil_bitch:
ontothenext:
hey at least you're trying!
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rowanmayfair:
That boneless chick is to funny!
la_salvezza:
I donno what the hell you were supposed to do with the second one LOL I just randomly pushed buttons *shrug* but still played with it for a good ten mins
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Article of the day!
"ferocious housecat frightens unfortunate bear"

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060610/ap_on_fe_st/cat_scares_bear_9;_ylt=Al2u0cpOMQJ2JgufaIhfrsVsaMYA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGVna3NhBHNlYwNzc3JlbA--

Jack, a 15-pound orange-and-white cat, cat sits under a treed black bear in a backyard in West Milford, N.J., Sunday, June 4, 2006. When the bear climbed down, the cat chased it up another nearby tree. Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal...
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kealli:
i love that clip!
malenka:
I had to do it.



the yellow thing is corn. i always add stuff to ramen.
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Just saw the first 4 episodes of Lost last night! It's actually a really good show.
I am very critical of any new show that comes out, which is why I never started watching it until now.
I figured it was just another bullshit primetime show like CSI. Boy was I wrong!
Seriously, I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. I...
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rowanmayfair:
thats what Ive heard about lost & I'm so pissed I never got into it. I think I saw the 1st episode. I was a big Party of Five fan (stop laughing) & LOVED the supernatural show Matthew Fox was on after that, though the name escapes me at the moment, so I should have given it a shot, but I wasn't watching much tv at that time. No, havent looked into fixing my phone yet which sucks cause I miss getting text messages frown
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merrow:
Ha! That's geat!
darwinwest:
Hilariously pornographic indeed!
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surreal
snowballinhell:
kiss

Yes it was fun ( apart from the puke ) wink

Hope all is well with you, honey kiss

Love and kisses
Michelle xx
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I'm still alive. tongue
malenka:
yay alive!

me too, but just barely. it's a gorgeous day and yet I'm in the depths of hell

aaaaarrrrrggghhhh
snowballinhell:
love biggrin kiss
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Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"


So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the...
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smile Sweet relief.

So I've been talking with the girl a little more about what happened, what with the rushing and the promises and all that. We're sorta starting over now that the initial excitement is over. But that's a good thing. We've pulled our heads out of fairytale land and now we're being real with each other.
We really do love each other. We make...
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