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Anyone know any sex songs? I'm not looking raunchy, over the top stuff; just PG to R rated. I am putting together a playlist just for the fun of it. This is what I've got so far.

Why Don't We Get Drunk Jimmy Buffett
Thursday Night HoneyHoney
Oh My God Pink


Thinking I should consider about anything by Prince.
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hecklongtree:


And, of course, there's Bull Moose Jackson, who's much better endowed.
hecklongtree:
Thanks for commenting on my blog.

Dramatic writing has to be more structured than long-form fiction because it has to fit the story into a fixed period of time. A movie needs to tell its story in about 2 hours. A show on commercial TV needs to be even more structured.

That's because shows are a set length and commercials have to be inserted. There's a basic format, typically a Teaser (a pre-title sequence) and 4 acts, the act-breaks being where the commercials go, and a Tag, the very short scene at the end.

Within that format, each show has its own rules: The number of pages per act, the overall length, etc. Gilmore Girls scripts, where every talks super-fast, like their in a Howard Hawks' screwball comedy, is much longer than other shows with the same running time. A writer has to study each individual show, learn these rules and follow them.

With plays and movies, you're not under the same time constraints, but you still have to worry about holding an audience's attention. Nothing I've read by Truby really speaks to this basic problem. Lajos Egri, in "The Art of Dramatic Writing" does, but his prescription, is to write Well-Made Plays in the manner of Henrik Ibsen. But, as Walter Kerr noted in his excellent "How Not to Write a Play," this approach tends to produce characters who are more mouthpieces than human beings. To be fair to Ibsen, though, his plays do keep an audience wondering "what happens next?"

And isn't that the key to fiction writing, keeping the audience wondering what happens next. Truby, with his very left-brain, very rational system, isn't likely to yield a story that surprises an audience, or keep it in suspense. He actually advocates that writers come up with the "self-revelation" first. Come to think of it, so does Egri, who claims your play should have a premise. So the Premise for "Romeo and Juliet" is, according to Egri, love conquers allsomething trite like that.

This kind of writing is good, if you're writing "After School Specials" and the premise is look both ways before you cross the street. This type of writing tends to get boring for an adult audience, especially where the premise is something an audience already knows and agrees with.

There are, however, valuable lessons to be learned from Lajos Egri and, as I've said before, from John Truby. I guess, what I'm really saying, is, with advice on dramatic writing, as with advice on everything else, you take what makes sense to you, and you leave the rest.

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A friend's husband posted this on a social networking site:

"Past failures do not define me
Present circumstances do no define me
Temptations do not define me
Only my Maker gets to define me"

It's a song lyric I'm assuming from Christian Contemporary artist Dennis Jernigan. Here's the thing: while present circumstances notwithstanding, personal failure and temptations DO define us! And only the Maker (Fucking...
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60 yo coworker of mine used the term snatch the other day. I was amazed at how non-vulgar she made it sound.

mindtripprints:
One of my customers has a boat. He named it the Snatch Catcher. Dude must be at least 60.
hecklongtree:
John Waters is 65 and he probably uses more sexual slang terms than any person alive.
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Interesting... I didn't know it was time for my SG renewal. I didn't know I paid that much. I didn't know it was set on automatic renewal. Good thing I made that deposit today.

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Hi there,

Jason Watson just shared an Instagram photo with you. Visit the following link to see it:

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Hi there,
<p><span style="font-weight:bold">Jason Watson</span> just shared an <a style="text-decoration:none; color: #2f79c2" href="http://instagram.com/">Instagram</a> photo with you:</p>

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thefly:
Hmm, didn't work quite like I planned. However, it DID work.
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The site has been attempting to load a single pic for the past ten minutes. I can't do it. Nice noon time fail, SG.
scottsmallin:
RAD
sauda:
Thanks for your thoughtful comment on my set, Blue Moon. I'm glad you like it! kiss
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While injuries, accidental or clinical, I have endured do not number that many, I have always thought myself prepared for their savagery and dismembering. I was wrong. Last Thursday I had my gallbladder out. The surgeon, while conveying to loved ones my positive prognosis, described it as "bad" though I couldn't say I have had any truly bad experiences with it (nor previous tests or...
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I had to have an abdominal ultrasound yesterday. The luke warm gel they use... let's just say I feel I've endured a money shot. Much more respect for you ladies.
hecklongtree:
Ultrasound? Trust you're okay. Nothing serious, I hope.
hecklongtree:
Sorry to hear your feeling this bad. There has to be something effective they can give you for the pain.
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*sigh*

If there was anyone, just one, that I gave a goddamn about in my life. Someone where the acquaintance is positive, fluid and natural. Family think they own you, coworkers use you, anyone else has an ulterior motive... excuse me, Mr. Paul Simon, but rocks aren't forever; they, too, crumble to dust. Hurry on, dust.
raen:
I think it's all a game.. trust no one for real, but we must put our trust in people.. you just know one day they will act like you cannot believe. Cool photos btw.. and lately I too can't deal w/the family.. I feel so much hatred when I think about them usually.