I have caused my profile to become slightly more honest, which is stupid. I am set to go job hunting today, which is stupid. I have forsaken my willpower and resumed smoking, which is stupid. I am almost completely broke, which is stupid. I feel like my body is rotting out from under me, which is stupid.
There is a huge white dog in my...
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** Vomica: Signing In **
--Start Transmission--
That which is not, pretents to be. All life begins within my stretchy stomach. Send me moneys. I'm drinking cheap wine instead of whiskey, which is sad. I spend most of my empty life sat in front of a glowing screen. I write, but that is psychotic. I am blaspheming again, but I am kind. Research Vorphelia. I...
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--Start Transmission--
That which is not, pretents to be. All life begins within my stretchy stomach. Send me moneys. I'm drinking cheap wine instead of whiskey, which is sad. I spend most of my empty life sat in front of a glowing screen. I write, but that is psychotic. I am blaspheming again, but I am kind. Research Vorphelia. I...
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c_is_for_cookie:
Meanie!
apostrophenow:
spoken like a true discordian
The guy who shares my trailer with me is out front playing baseball by himself. He takes two pieces of honeycomb cereal, tosses them into the air, and smacks them out into the yard with his guitar. There they are eaten by chickens. He claims to have discovered the single coolest game ever. I am not entirely certain that I disagree.
There are no drugs...
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There are no drugs...
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c_is_for_cookie:
I like your profile picture!
I live for SHIT. Things are pretty cool, though.
Tonight I drink until hopefully I choke on my own vomit.
Sing me a song.
If I could recall the good feelings (hell, I know I even had a really nice one yesterday) I would be okay. There's nothing like the present to kill the joys of the past, though. I don't believe in the future....
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Tonight I drink until hopefully I choke on my own vomit.
Sing me a song.
If I could recall the good feelings (hell, I know I even had a really nice one yesterday) I would be okay. There's nothing like the present to kill the joys of the past, though. I don't believe in the future....
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sindred:
Ha, I wish my bed was WARM and empty. The hubby said my teeth grinding has slacked off some, he said it used to be really loud. I'm debating sleeping in the guest room tonight. I think some people were just meant to sleep alone. I'm not really a cuddler. Maybe I should get laid and drop out of work, then the grinding would stop. 
If you close the door, the night will last forever.
I went and made love to a licky hole in the wall. Everything I hear and see about humans makes me hate them. We should just put on silly hats and run around the streets naked shitting ourselves. You are a catfish. People are made of food. I am made of food, too. It's alright....
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I went and made love to a licky hole in the wall. Everything I hear and see about humans makes me hate them. We should just put on silly hats and run around the streets naked shitting ourselves. You are a catfish. People are made of food. I am made of food, too. It's alright....
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As you were, folks.
I'm watching an inchworm dangling from a thread outside my window, being blown around by the wind. Metaphor? I think not.
I was thinking about those dreams everybody has, where you're at work or school or something and suddenly you realize you have no pants on and it's all very awkward. The psychologists and dream interpreters say it's because you're just...
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I'm watching an inchworm dangling from a thread outside my window, being blown around by the wind. Metaphor? I think not.
I was thinking about those dreams everybody has, where you're at work or school or something and suddenly you realize you have no pants on and it's all very awkward. The psychologists and dream interpreters say it's because you're just...
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sindred:
You may have something there with the pants thing. Dontcha ever have those dreams where you have to pee real bad in your dream? That's cause you have to pee for real! I hate those dreams. I can't ever find a toilet, and when I do, it's like a hole in the ground or something. 
I just realized I never have those pantsless dreams. And I usually wear pajama pants or shorts to bed. I think I just proved your theory, sir!
I just realized I never have those pantsless dreams. And I usually wear pajama pants or shorts to bed. I think I just proved your theory, sir!
sindred:
0.00010%, and not a penny less, dammit! 
Go away. I don't like you.
please love me, my dear
and if its not too much, dear
please suck my penis
I love you so much
when you pull close to me, dear
and suck my penis
I want to kill you
but before I get to try,
you suck my penis
Love, I see your lips
I know you want to kiss me
but suck my penis
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and if its not too much, dear
please suck my penis
I love you so much
when you pull close to me, dear
and suck my penis
I want to kill you
but before I get to try,
you suck my penis
Love, I see your lips
I know you want to kiss me
but suck my penis
she gazes...
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sindred:
Now I have!
Now I have!
morgan:
Heh, I almost spit my beer out onto the monitor.
GOOD beer too!
GOOD beer too!
*singing my fucking retarded and horribly malformed ass off*
dream box, dream box, baby got a dream box
wanna get inside your panties tonight
dream box, dream box, baby got a dream box
wanna get inside your panties tonight
(song punctuated by the psychotic laughter of small children)
dream box, dream box, baby got a dream box
wanna get inside your panties tonight
dream box, dream box, baby got a dream box
wanna get inside your panties tonight
(song punctuated by the psychotic laughter of small children)
morgan:
Yeah, I normally never stop myself from crying, but crying around strangers makes me nervous.
The Schist is Shiney and I Want it.
It's all pretty empty, hey. Is that news to you? Eat some cheese. Read Infinite Jest. Read Catch-22. Read House of Leaves. Eat your children.
Ether is very bad for you.
When I grow up I want to blink in and out of existance. Nothing is real, and it can be surprising how much seems to be...
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It's all pretty empty, hey. Is that news to you? Eat some cheese. Read Infinite Jest. Read Catch-22. Read House of Leaves. Eat your children.
Ether is very bad for you.
When I grow up I want to blink in and out of existance. Nothing is real, and it can be surprising how much seems to be...
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I strive to kill your reality but I am FAILING.
You are a monkey. You are not made in the image of God. In fact, even your God is not made in the image of God. The universe is made in the image of God, because the universe IS God. Preachy, preachy, preachy I am. You're just an ape. That is okay. Get used to...
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You are a monkey. You are not made in the image of God. In fact, even your God is not made in the image of God. The universe is made in the image of God, because the universe IS God. Preachy, preachy, preachy I am. You're just an ape. That is okay. Get used to...
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morgan:
Well, you could head to the Brew Release party tomorrow, or we could meet up at DuClaw sometime just to hang, or for their next release party!
sindred:
Just free chapstick huh? No sexual lubricant?
I'm not dead, really, just a bit ripe.
Perhapse cocoon.
I am morphic malady and you are stinky cheese atop a coffin making the fellows think the bodies rottin'
You mama's a train wreck.
The revolution will not be revolutionized.
I am become unknowable, unthinkable, untouchable, unshrinkable, unbreakable, unlikable, I had sex with God and the whole world is about to end so just sit...
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Perhapse cocoon.
I am morphic malady and you are stinky cheese atop a coffin making the fellows think the bodies rottin'
You mama's a train wreck.
The revolution will not be revolutionized.
I am become unknowable, unthinkable, untouchable, unshrinkable, unbreakable, unlikable, I had sex with God and the whole world is about to end so just sit...
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