I am El Nino!
In Spanish, my name means er The Nino!
-Chris Farley, impersonating the weather front on Saturday Night Live
No family stories today; just a little bit of my good ol bitching and moaning. I know October was Breast Cancer Awareness Month, but apparently, Terrakottas Breasts Awareness Month is in full-force. Last night, Jen and I went out to dinner (at Chilis,...
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In Spanish, my name means er The Nino!
-Chris Farley, impersonating the weather front on Saturday Night Live
No family stories today; just a little bit of my good ol bitching and moaning. I know October was Breast Cancer Awareness Month, but apparently, Terrakottas Breasts Awareness Month is in full-force. Last night, Jen and I went out to dinner (at Chilis,...
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You tell me, what is and what can be
You make my misogyny bleed, when you
Youre taking me by the teeth
You never tell me theres nothing doing wrong
But Im not doing wrong when I say
Im not taking you for granted anymore
The damage is done
Youve got a way of taking me down the solid ground thats beneath me
-Edison Arthur,...
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You make my misogyny bleed, when you
Youre taking me by the teeth
You never tell me theres nothing doing wrong
But Im not doing wrong when I say
Im not taking you for granted anymore
The damage is done
Youve got a way of taking me down the solid ground thats beneath me
-Edison Arthur,...
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jakeypooh:
I'm hungry for cinnamon buns. Your cinnamon buns. 
happy otherwhitemeat day
happy otherwhitemeat day
dekews:
Happy Thanksgiving!! 
The two of us are one of a kind
Our combination aint easy to find
The life I live you'll never understand
But if you fly with me, we'd never have to land
Knowing how both of us live
Leaves us so little to give
-Honeymoon Suite, What Does it Take?
New profile pic (from Halloween), only because my bedroom isn't large enough for me...
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Our combination aint easy to find
The life I live you'll never understand
But if you fly with me, we'd never have to land
Knowing how both of us live
Leaves us so little to give
-Honeymoon Suite, What Does it Take?
New profile pic (from Halloween), only because my bedroom isn't large enough for me...
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3am:
Demeter! That's the name I couldn't remember! Thanks!!!
nevermore_66:
Thanks - I think I'll start wearing the Pirate costume wherever I go...I've definitely got the rum drinking down pat (been practicing for years).
I like the Daphne costume as well
I like the Daphne costume as well
What good is a poker face
When youve got an open hand?
I was supposed to be cool about this,
Yeah I remember cool was the plan;
I tried to keep it all under wraps, but the wraps kept going slack
I keep turning round, I keep coming back
Give me your vertical, your horizontal line
I want to take each of them and bend...
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When youve got an open hand?
I was supposed to be cool about this,
Yeah I remember cool was the plan;
I tried to keep it all under wraps, but the wraps kept going slack
I keep turning round, I keep coming back
Give me your vertical, your horizontal line
I want to take each of them and bend...
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beaar:
oh man your grandfather sounds alot like mine. i love all those little jokes and one liners 
sleep in a casket..oh jeez...my side hurts
sleep in a casket..oh jeez...my side hurts
jakeypooh:
I'm sorry your weekend extravaganza turned out a little sour sweetheart...
I do know how the dinner conversation can turn into an exorcise that the most gifted satirists couldn't come up with, so i feel ya...
And when your cousins visit, you are more than welcome to sleep at my place. But i expect some cuddling, and maybe even petting. I mean, fair is fair.
Sorry i'm just now getting back to you. And yes, my mom WOULD be pissed if she found out that we used birth control. Just for kicks, we should skip on that the next time, just to give my mom HOPE of grandchildren...
I do know how the dinner conversation can turn into an exorcise that the most gifted satirists couldn't come up with, so i feel ya...
And when your cousins visit, you are more than welcome to sleep at my place. But i expect some cuddling, and maybe even petting. I mean, fair is fair.
Sorry i'm just now getting back to you. And yes, my mom WOULD be pissed if she found out that we used birth control. Just for kicks, we should skip on that the next time, just to give my mom HOPE of grandchildren...
If you would just be sensible,
you'd find me indispensable
Oh, wanting you here in the sheets,
Wandering around incomplete
Something that sets you apart,
Tightens your grip on my heart,
Don't ever let it go.
-Honeymoon Suite, Feel it Again
Ahhh, 80s love songs from pre-cocaine John Cusack movies: theyre not just for breakfast anymore.
Not much to tell today. Our small group of...
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you'd find me indispensable
Oh, wanting you here in the sheets,
Wandering around incomplete
Something that sets you apart,
Tightens your grip on my heart,
Don't ever let it go.
-Honeymoon Suite, Feel it Again
Ahhh, 80s love songs from pre-cocaine John Cusack movies: theyre not just for breakfast anymore.
Not much to tell today. Our small group of...
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gamma:
Yes, I definitely think we should try the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan thing on her...that would be a blast 
I forgot to mention that she WAS in a car accident last year or something and informed us all that she biked EVERY morning to school from Montague...18 miles!! Now the girl is in shape but she doesn't seem to be a Lance Armstrong.
And if you are enraged about Tyra Banks having been given a microphone and talk show have you seen her latest stunt? She dressed up in a "fat suit" and tried to pick up guys and then "scientifically" reported back that she couldn't believe how rude men were to her. Am I missing something here? Is this news that we didn't already know? Perhaps there is hope for those of us who have no idea what they want to be when they grow up
I forgot to mention that she WAS in a car accident last year or something and informed us all that she biked EVERY morning to school from Montague...18 miles!! Now the girl is in shape but she doesn't seem to be a Lance Armstrong.
And if you are enraged about Tyra Banks having been given a microphone and talk show have you seen her latest stunt? She dressed up in a "fat suit" and tried to pick up guys and then "scientifically" reported back that she couldn't believe how rude men were to her. Am I missing something here? Is this news that we didn't already know? Perhaps there is hope for those of us who have no idea what they want to be when they grow up
samyouwell:
If he's not really into you he's a dick, cos you're ace.
My uncle's friend of a friend is a big-wig at ILM so we're off down there to see her about me and work and stuff. Nowt'll come of it but it'll be cool to see how they operate, what software they use n stuff.
As for the move, if Andrew tells me about how he could have bought his house 5 years ago and made half a million dollars profit, 1 more time i'm gonna cry. I know it's heavy, but fuckin hell, look to the future not the past.
Ah... I'm calling it...
rant terminated at 09:27
My uncle's friend of a friend is a big-wig at ILM so we're off down there to see her about me and work and stuff. Nowt'll come of it but it'll be cool to see how they operate, what software they use n stuff.
As for the move, if Andrew tells me about how he could have bought his house 5 years ago and made half a million dollars profit, 1 more time i'm gonna cry. I know it's heavy, but fuckin hell, look to the future not the past.
Ah... I'm calling it...
rant terminated at 09:27
If I can't have everything, well then just give me a taste
-NIN, Sin
Hal Sparks, come and be my friend. I saw you on VH1s Back to the 80s wearing an SG t-shirt so I know you are one of us!
Yes, I watched an episode of Back to the 80s, 3-D, whatever the hell that was supposed to mean as if I have...
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-NIN, Sin
Hal Sparks, come and be my friend. I saw you on VH1s Back to the 80s wearing an SG t-shirt so I know you are one of us!
Yes, I watched an episode of Back to the 80s, 3-D, whatever the hell that was supposed to mean as if I have...
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zode:
Nothing that Im aware of. I could use a good Rock Out. Ill keep my eyes open and let you know if anything sounds promising. Any thoughts???
jaytan:
my students actually sneezed on one of his papers last week, and I was like, Uh, that better not be for me, and he said, No Miss, it's for my Spanish teacher
Ain't it nice to know the students like you?
Ain't it nice to know the students like you?
I like you but I know you don't know it
I like you so much, I talk to everyone but you
and I wonder what you would think of this little number
I wonder what you would say if you knew;
If you don't ask the right questions,
every answer seems wrong
I was a terrible waitress, so I started to write songs
and I...
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I like you so much, I talk to everyone but you
and I wonder what you would think of this little number
I wonder what you would say if you knew;
If you don't ask the right questions,
every answer seems wrong
I was a terrible waitress, so I started to write songs
and I...
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samyouwell:
Theory being the operative word.
You're yet to witness a practical.
Also there are phrases that just don't make sense to my english ears. For instance
"get in the back of me!" I had a kid repeat that a million times, i think he wanted me to get behind him. (pushing on swings a long time ago).
Is that a common phrase? I guess i'll know soon enough.
You're yet to witness a practical.
Also there are phrases that just don't make sense to my english ears. For instance
"get in the back of me!" I had a kid repeat that a million times, i think he wanted me to get behind him. (pushing on swings a long time ago).
Is that a common phrase? I guess i'll know soon enough.
samyouwell:
Ok maybe he was just an illiterate child.
I'll keep you informed....
Incidentally what do you teach and to how old a student?
I'll keep you informed....
Incidentally what do you teach and to how old a student?
Gangsters and Thugs
Criminals and Hoods
Some of my friends sell records
Some of my friends sell drugs
-The Transplants
I have lost two SG friends in the past week: nickles cancelled his account because he is too sick to post anymore, and Vanzetti, my first friend here and the person who convinced me both to post my picture and start writing in my journal...
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Criminals and Hoods
Some of my friends sell records
Some of my friends sell drugs
-The Transplants
I have lost two SG friends in the past week: nickles cancelled his account because he is too sick to post anymore, and Vanzetti, my first friend here and the person who convinced me both to post my picture and start writing in my journal...
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See? I told you I have a mouth!
You've got a new horizon, It's ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep
-Gorillaz, Feel Good Inc.
Could Twwly get any sexier? It's not possible.
I really want to see the new movie with Ewan...
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You've got a new horizon, It's ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep
-Gorillaz, Feel Good Inc.
Could Twwly get any sexier? It's not possible.
I really want to see the new movie with Ewan...
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jakeypooh:
Juggling cheeto's is harder than it looks.
Allllllllright. So all along i've been thinking that you were just a kick-ass person who was supercool, but had no mouth. You know, it happens. Not that there's anything wrong with that. NOW you spring it on me that not ONLY do you have a mouth, but you're gorgeous too? I'm freakin out. Although that Kanye comment did throw me off a little. I'm just a little dissapointed. You make up for it with your ability to outdrink me, although we never did finish our game of Drunken Battleship.
And where do those socks go? I'll bet the care bears have something to do with it. Those cheery little bastards.
Allllllllright. So all along i've been thinking that you were just a kick-ass person who was supercool, but had no mouth. You know, it happens. Not that there's anything wrong with that. NOW you spring it on me that not ONLY do you have a mouth, but you're gorgeous too? I'm freakin out. Although that Kanye comment did throw me off a little. I'm just a little dissapointed. You make up for it with your ability to outdrink me, although we never did finish our game of Drunken Battleship.
And where do those socks go? I'll bet the care bears have something to do with it. Those cheery little bastards.
artrob:
hey, nice pic cutie.
I like kanye west too. don't be a stranger...i feel like we had a one one afternoon coffee!!!
HA!
I like kanye west too. don't be a stranger...i feel like we had a one one afternoon coffee!!!
HA!
No money man can win my love
Its sweetness that Im thinking of
We always hang in a buffalo stance
We do the dive every time we dance
Ill give you love baby not romance
-Neneh Cherry
Yes, I am home (and sober) on a Saturday night: I have my principal, department chair, and state licensure rep coming in to observe my teaching Tuesday and...
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Its sweetness that Im thinking of
We always hang in a buffalo stance
We do the dive every time we dance
Ill give you love baby not romance
-Neneh Cherry
Yes, I am home (and sober) on a Saturday night: I have my principal, department chair, and state licensure rep coming in to observe my teaching Tuesday and...
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kreatinkaos:
Hehehe .. interesting list
3am:
Why do I always date the "good girls?" 
BTW, good girls apparently wait until marriage. At least that's what they keep telling me.
BTW, good girls apparently wait until marriage. At least that's what they keep telling me.
Do you know the importance of a Sky-page-AH?!
So today John, you know, that guy who basted me with guilt sauce about his having to attend therapy and not being able to date after the I-dont-date-people-I-work-with fiasco earlier this year? Well, I may have to kill him. Actually, I CANT kill him, now that Ive told all of you about it, but perhaps I will...
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So today John, you know, that guy who basted me with guilt sauce about his having to attend therapy and not being able to date after the I-dont-date-people-I-work-with fiasco earlier this year? Well, I may have to kill him. Actually, I CANT kill him, now that Ive told all of you about it, but perhaps I will...
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nevermore_66:
Thank you. I work out to keep my allusions strong.
I've also been told, by more than one person, that I have a nice assonance.
The problem is, the canidate girls to play with my hair, give neck rubs, and who-knows-what-else are all a ways away from Springfield. But...I'll be heading to Eureka this weekend and be seeing at least one of them. Hopefully I'll have some escapades to take away with me.
I've also been told, by more than one person, that I have a nice assonance.
The problem is, the canidate girls to play with my hair, give neck rubs, and who-knows-what-else are all a ways away from Springfield. But...I'll be heading to Eureka this weekend and be seeing at least one of them. Hopefully I'll have some escapades to take away with me.
bonfirecollapse:
teenage mutant ninja turtles
teengae mutant ninja turtles
teenage mutant ninja turtles
hero's on a half shell, turlte power
unfortunately i actually did wake up with that in my head. damn that power of suggestion.
teengae mutant ninja turtles
teenage mutant ninja turtles
hero's on a half shell, turlte power
unfortunately i actually did wake up with that in my head. damn that power of suggestion.
You'll be happy to know that I won the battle of the hangover today, after many glasses of water, coffee, and a very long nap this afternoon. No more cereal before girls' night out from now on, that's for sure!
In other news...
She is sublimation, she is the essence of thee
She is concentrating on He, who is chosen by she
Here I go...
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In other news...
She is sublimation, she is the essence of thee
She is concentrating on He, who is chosen by she
Here I go...
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jaytan:
Indeed, it is the little things that add up, and like you, I'm in awe (and jealous) of your friend who's joining up and shipping out. Maybe that's part of it -- I feel like I'm not at that place where I can just drop my life and have some adventure, even if it's in the spirit of helping other humans. Got too many responsibilities, and the period of life when I was free enough to do such things is gone.
But hell, its like any good soldiar knowing when to focus on being an officer, or a fighter / player becoming a coach. There comes a time to step onto the sidelines and be effective in other ways. Such is life, I reckon.
Then again, the only important thing is that somebody in need benefits, right? So be it.
But hell, its like any good soldiar knowing when to focus on being an officer, or a fighter / player becoming a coach. There comes a time to step onto the sidelines and be effective in other ways. Such is life, I reckon.
Then again, the only important thing is that somebody in need benefits, right? So be it.
jakeypooh:
Hopefully your sisters replaced whatever liqour they cleaned out this time, cause i know you get in one of your "moods" when they only leave cash instead of vodka!
Way to gain victory over that hangover - show it who's boss! Oh yea, and the cereal thing isn't a good idea. I could have told you that. Just ask about the "Applejacks" story.
And while you are "dancing barefoot"...
The room is hot and that's good
Some of my friends came by from the neighborhood
The people startin' a climb the walls
Ooh it looks like everybody is having a ball
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Come on!
Way to gain victory over that hangover - show it who's boss! Oh yea, and the cereal thing isn't a good idea. I could have told you that. Just ask about the "Applejacks" story.
And while you are "dancing barefoot"...
The room is hot and that's good
Some of my friends came by from the neighborhood
The people startin' a climb the walls
Ooh it looks like everybody is having a ball
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Oh, what a feeling
When we're dancing on the ceiling
Come on!
Wow...what a coincidense. I Shakespeare take home final exam essay has that as the title. Wierd...
But...back to your breasts...