Guess what's almost here?...Nope (I'm just going to assume you guessed wrong.)
Halloween.
That being the case, here are some Halloween costume ideas that will make everyone at your party say, "That person is a mother f*cking genius or something."
-Steven Hawking. A complicated costume that you really have to commit to, but worth it.
-Dog the Bounty Hunter (But only if you have someone...
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Halloween.
That being the case, here are some Halloween costume ideas that will make everyone at your party say, "That person is a mother f*cking genius or something."
-Steven Hawking. A complicated costume that you really have to commit to, but worth it.
-Dog the Bounty Hunter (But only if you have someone...
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pistolita:
if i haven't thanked you yet for looking at my set.. i'm thanking you now 
if i have already.. then double the thanks to you sir!
if i have already.. then double the thanks to you sir!
soleils:
those are some brilliant ideas.
So...Steve Irwin is dead.
Killed by a water dweling animal. Of course? Really? I mean, he could have gone out so many ways.
-Running up and grabbing onto the back end of a plane as it's taking off while yelling, "Crikey! You're a big girl!"
-Time traveling back to the Late Cretaceous and trying to ride a T-Rex while yelling, "Crikey! You're a big girl!"...
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Killed by a water dweling animal. Of course? Really? I mean, he could have gone out so many ways.
-Running up and grabbing onto the back end of a plane as it's taking off while yelling, "Crikey! You're a big girl!"
-Time traveling back to the Late Cretaceous and trying to ride a T-Rex while yelling, "Crikey! You're a big girl!"...
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soleils:
Oh yeah I saw that story on the news today. How could anyone be suprised though? You tempt fate enough....although I wouldn't have thought it was a sting ray that would have killed him, I thought a crock would have caught a limb and he would have bled to death or it would have been infected and he would have caught gangrene. I had a much more gruesome death pictured for him.
teege:
It's pictures from Sunset Junction.
My improv group just got a brand spanking new website AND new promo material. Come see us. If you don't, you're a dick. C'mon, don't let yourself go out like that.
TrophyWife
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lizzi:
Did you really win an Emmy? I wanna see you do Improv!
teege:
IO West.
6366 Hollywood Blvd.
Trophy Wife
Blowing minds every Wednesday @ 9:30
You should come. It's free + cheap booze.
Who can argue with that? No one. That's who.
6366 Hollywood Blvd.
Trophy Wife
Blowing minds every Wednesday @ 9:30
You should come. It's free + cheap booze.
Who can argue with that? No one. That's who.
Take the dobermans bowling. Take them bowling.
When's the last time you saw a doberman? Think about it. They used to be the shit. Chances are, you haven't seen one in a while. But that all changed last night for the customers at a local bowling alley, thanks to me. I took the dobermans bowling. Took them bowling.
Inspired by the movie "The Doberman Gang"...
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When's the last time you saw a doberman? Think about it. They used to be the shit. Chances are, you haven't seen one in a while. But that all changed last night for the customers at a local bowling alley, thanks to me. I took the dobermans bowling. Took them bowling.
Inspired by the movie "The Doberman Gang"...
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Why the fuck does Myspace exist? What purpose does it serve?
1) It makes it possible for me to get in touch with people without calling them or talking to them in person. Which is great, right? Because eventually that leads to not talking to anyone period.
2) It allows assholes to hack into my friends pages so that I can get postings like "WOW...
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1) It makes it possible for me to get in touch with people without calling them or talking to them in person. Which is great, right? Because eventually that leads to not talking to anyone period.
2) It allows assholes to hack into my friends pages so that I can get postings like "WOW...
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cadence:
I second that. I laughed pretty damn hard, as did my friends when I read it out loud.
lizzi:
Aw, man, I fall under that too! It is pretty dismal, I must agree.
I went through all, and I mean ALL, my "friends" the other day to root out all the shitty bands I so carelessly accepted because I was too lazy to check, and man, people are so weird. It was like looking through the personals in the back of the Weekly. "TRYMEON4FUN" and "Satan Is My Anti-drug" pop out off the top of my head and get a WTF?
I went through all, and I mean ALL, my "friends" the other day to root out all the shitty bands I so carelessly accepted because I was too lazy to check, and man, people are so weird. It was like looking through the personals in the back of the Weekly. "TRYMEON4FUN" and "Satan Is My Anti-drug" pop out off the top of my head and get a WTF?
When's the last time you went to 7-11? If it's an almost daily occurance for you (like it is for me) then you have no doubt noticed the new position they've added to their staff. Hobos!
That's right. Every single 7-11 in the world is now staffed with it's very own hobo. Of course the quality of said hobo is different depending on where you...
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That's right. Every single 7-11 in the world is now staffed with it's very own hobo. Of course the quality of said hobo is different depending on where you...
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I've just been introduced to something awesome (and if you know me, you know I don't just throw around the word "awesome".)
*WARNING: Unless you are a nerd you will not find the rest of this blog interesting.* OK, you might.
Go to the following link. Google Trends
This google function allows you to see exactly where in the world people have googled certain phrases...
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lizzi:
-The #1 place people are searching for information about "Hamas" is Haifa, Israel. Probably a good idea. On a related note, the place doing the most searches for "Haifa" is Beirut, Lebanon. Come on. Just call each other already.
Amazing post! This just made my day 
teege:
These are things what i made meself
