So...
...I have a date on Tuesday evening.
...I have a date on Tuesday evening.
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Just to prove you cant keep a good woman down, and to stick two fingers up at the last loser who strayed on to my radar screen, I am about to ask a certain young man out on a date. When he gets back from having a curry with his housemates that is.
Cross your fingers for me.
Cross your fingers for me.
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cdt21:
That ain't no pig that's a Clanger 
although it does look like it's going to get it up the arse any moment
although it does look like it's going to get it up the arse any moment 
johnnyforeigner:
Trust me, you don't make a mistake like THAT twice 
Fucking telemarketers!
I'm averaging four or five calls a night from them at the moment. I have signed up for the Telephone Preference Service to take my number off every sales database but it takes a month to take effect.
Bastards!
I'm averaging four or five calls a night from them at the moment. I have signed up for the Telephone Preference Service to take my number off every sales database but it takes a month to take effect.
Bastards!
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yuriel:
-shakes his fist at them-
go away scum!
hope you arent being bothered by telemarketers now.
-laughs-
go away scum!
hope you arent being bothered by telemarketers now.
-laughs-
mk47:
Relentless fuckers - a bullets too good for em. Visited me nan(who spent her life working for the then GPO and BT) a while ago and noticed she was getting the same thing.
Relentless.
Relentless.
Apologies for the brief hiatus. I have been busy doing the following:
Moving my website to It's own domain
Redesigning said website which required a crash course in PHP
Having a minor disagreement with Firefox over displaying my design correctly. Needless to say Firefox won.
Reading the Harry Potter books. Yes, I've finally caved in to the relentless mockery.
Now that I have divulged my...
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Moving my website to It's own domain
Redesigning said website which required a crash course in PHP
Having a minor disagreement with Firefox over displaying my design correctly. Needless to say Firefox won.
Reading the Harry Potter books. Yes, I've finally caved in to the relentless mockery.
Now that I have divulged my...
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forkandles:
Your website is very good indeed.
Harry who?
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Harry who?
[Edited on Nov 30, 2005 10:17PM]
revstanton:
Good to have you back - how was Hiatus heard its very good this time of year
I have my lambswool moccasins on (v. sexy), woolly pyjamas (damn I look good right now), the heating is set to "furnace" and I still cant feel my feet. 
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clearbrightfire:
are you going to the camden sguk meet on the 17th cos Im going and it would be nice to meet you
forkandles:
You've been quiet for a while - things ok?
Has the circulation returned to your feet yet? It's gone from mine: my toes feel like little ice cubes.
Has the circulation returned to your feet yet? It's gone from mine: my toes feel like little ice cubes.
A question:
You propose to a woman one week after meeting her. Two weeks later you send her a "Dear Jane" email saying you're now too busy at work to have a relationship and it's over because you want to concentrate on your career.
Explain to all the mystified women out there how the fuck you think this is normal and reasonable behaviour.
Fucktard.
If...
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You propose to a woman one week after meeting her. Two weeks later you send her a "Dear Jane" email saying you're now too busy at work to have a relationship and it's over because you want to concentrate on your career.
Explain to all the mystified women out there how the fuck you think this is normal and reasonable behaviour.
Fucktard.
If...
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the_mekon:
hello
yes he is a fucktard
p.s i am now going to 'borrow' that word, and distribute it around the pubs and people of london
yes he is a fucktard
p.s i am now going to 'borrow' that word, and distribute it around the pubs and people of london
anaphalaxis:
Aha! I hardly spoke to you at all on saturday! Most unsatisfactory. Did ya have fun?
Men officially suck!
I'm going back to owning cats.
I'm going back to owning cats.
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mk47:
hey fuck the men - i just noticed some really fucking freakin lookin mice in the west end,,, 
(is that a dog?)
(is that a dog?)
tadzi:
im sorry
im sorryWell having spent the last three days praying at the shrine of the porcelain god 
has left me with a lot of time on my hands, not to mention a shortage of bog roll.
I decided to put my involuntary quarantine to good use and overhaul my other blog. I didnt like the design anymore and the fact that my first ever entry there was...
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has left me with a lot of time on my hands, not to mention a shortage of bog roll.
I decided to put my involuntary quarantine to good use and overhaul my other blog. I didnt like the design anymore and the fact that my first ever entry there was...
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leola:
Thanks for the birthday wishes, hun. 
trills:
Aww, being ill sucks the big one. I hope you're feeling better soon, get some rest, yeah?
Check me at:
ninetimestodie
Check me at:
ninetimestodie
Further to my comments to Leola and Deadly_Photo last week, on how soon I would get the "I dont want to see you anymore" email, we had our second date yesterday during which he told me he had fallen in love with me and asked me if I'd marry him.
Somewhat unexpected to say the least but strangely not in the least bit scary.
I...
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Somewhat unexpected to say the least but strangely not in the least bit scary.
I...
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leola:
That is amazing! I was so right.
God - congratulations... wow - fantastic. My parents got engaged two weeks after meeting and are still together and happy. And it provides them with lots of romantic anecdotes. Well, just the one anecdote, really, but they tell it a lot.
See ou Friday?
That is amazing! I was so right.
God - congratulations... wow - fantastic. My parents got engaged two weeks after meeting and are still together and happy. And it provides them with lots of romantic anecdotes. Well, just the one anecdote, really, but they tell it a lot.
See ou Friday?
clearbrightfire:
I agree, in fact quite the opposite, lots of guys are so overtly paranoid of comitment you so much as look at a white dress they break out in sweats
This weekend has been good.
Very, very good.
Very, very good.
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abortion:
Like Bunnys!
I've been burgled.
Again. For the second time in four months.
They didnt take anything this time except my penny jar which had all of about a quid in it but they destroyed my front door to get in.
Again. For the second time in four months.
They didnt take anything this time except my penny jar which had all of about a quid in it but they destroyed my front door to get in.
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clearbrightfire:
its decided, you should just move in with me
we can make spaghettiiiiiiii
we can make spaghettiiiiiiii
yuriel:
-screams-
UGH
i would
ugh
im so so so sorry hon you truly do NOT deserve this shit.
grr.
UGH
i would
ugh
im so so so sorry hon you truly do NOT deserve this shit.
grr.
Someone stop the planet I want to get off!!!
After my second attack of vertigo this week I finally managed to get an appointment at the local surgery. The regular doctor was on holiday so I got a locum who spent ten minutes grilling me about the local night life before we got round to why I was there.
I explained that I was not...
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After my second attack of vertigo this week I finally managed to get an appointment at the local surgery. The regular doctor was on holiday so I got a locum who spent ten minutes grilling me about the local night life before we got round to why I was there.
I explained that I was not...
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forkandles:
I understand about the tinnitus. It's a ringing noise in my case. I put it down to being too close to the PA at too many concerts. I've got used to it & only notice when it's quiet but if I could get rid of the damn noise ........
mk47:
geek *chik*
Avoid the nerds!(me mother's 'other' good bit of advice to me)
ps dont get 'hit'!
Avoid the nerds!(me mother's 'other' good bit of advice to me)
ps dont get 'hit'!
Happy New Year