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i feel like i have been through a war. slap-fights, tazer play, wipe-out on the ZooBomb,bike derby madness, bridge climbing until my hands bleed, and then i get my wisdom teeh yanked blackeyed what a fucking week.
my dog is some kind of vampire fiend, he knocked over my drash can and devoured all the bloody gauze he could find. yuck puke
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nixon:
This just in: octopi are bipedal



Crafty buggers.
viking:
I like your hair, I think you should come back! biggrin
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i dust gawt my wesdum teef veemobbed, now i tawk wike disss. and i bweed pwofuuslly fwom my mout.
howway!
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hippomonki:
ARRR!!! club 21
kahlua:
bahahhaha....rad. you know there are way worse places you could bleed profusely from. places where teeth dont grow.

anyway HI!!! hi hey there hi how are ya hi cause im trying to meet people in portland cause i may be moving back there this fall or spring. ha...fifteen years after leaving. but eh hey. at least...eh...end comment.
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i dust gawt my wesdum teef veemobbed, now i tawk wike disss.
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yesterday fuckin rocked, firsy day of graveyard: gettin my drink on in the arternoon shade, an old friend stops by just as i am heading out the door so i stay and chat for a while. too late to drive the plunker, so i hop on the bike and jet onto the interstate, gunning though traffic heading toward the oh so purple mountains i scrape...
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punkndrublic:
im glad u like the graveyard shift, i hate it!
jurasic:
I think I hurt myself...I puked all lastnight...& didn't drink...might be my precious kidneys again... puke
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while it is a known fact that him is moo,
it is now apparent that woe is him.
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missmyla:
confused
committed:
huh!? why is woe is moo? why is moo woe? frown
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what the new? i'm going back to graveyard shift for a bit, but it's all good. maby i will finally finish all my home projects.
well i gots nothin important to say, so i will turn you over to the best journal entry i have read in quite some time: Kalischild
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nixon:
Isn't everyone delighted by midgets? What a great band name...
hippomonki:
we'll be at chopsticks tonight fuckstick!
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i'm in a great mood today, despite all the liquor i consumed last night. i'm really starting to enjoy this whole being single thing, i get to suck face with whoever i want biggrin its fun!
today i gots to go check out 'the bins" get my mini working and zoobombable, i'm gona hit the clothing extanges, and get some sushi in me. i might even...
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hippomonki:
with out you i'm nothing! * breaks down and cries*
how can you be so cruel!!!!

oh and it's good to know you are not being chickenshit about sucking face any more... but really it's the biting i worry about...
hippomonki:
PS
besides the fact that i hate mad you... i think i might miss you too shocked ... but shhhhhh don't tell any one!
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OoOoOoh, i found a cool ass mini-bike in the trash today, i'm gona use my welding skills and spare motorbike parts to make a rock ass Zoobomber biggrin i got like project overload up teh butt. oh well, maby it'll keep me out of trouble (uh huh confused ) speakink of wich i should prolly go find some....
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committed:
kiss
jurasic:
yeah...she couldn't stay away...she's back to torment me...meanwhile I had a lot of fun sunday night...till 6am or so...I even ran into Emryss at dantes...but then ty stuck me up in the vip section...gave me booze from there corona buckets...& said she'd have her thrown out...I don't know if that happened...bc I didn't see them all to long...hmmm...curious...but anyhow, I'm going to see the lawyer today...working tomarrow...thursday would be perfect to go to 1st thursday...
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i think Kittens gave me the pink-eye blackeyed , but he seems better today so we'll see how i look tomarrow.
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ovida:
Thank you kiss And pink eye is the devil.
ninadelamorte:
you know....reading your journal entries always makes me feel a little bit better about myself tongue