taco_barbarian

I fear I might be the reincarnation of Richard M. Nixon.

I wrote this for an amazing girl, I hope you enjoy! Comments and criticism welcome:

Time stops, the rustic air
Stagnates in a golden lair.
Leaves turn auburn as life withers bare
While death and rebirth attests to our prayers.
An autumnal equinox humbles the earth
As Gaia prepares for the next great birth.
Mankind beholds with wondrous mirth,
Seeing at once nature's forgotten worth....
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O rings of Hell below, thy choir of destruction sings
That god o'er man and man o'er devil doth stand.
Thy angelic face like that of the purest of things
Ravages my mind, toils my body, and burns the land.

A beauty unparalleled by any goddess of love
The playful gaze of the capracious nymph of wood.
A spirit with all the benevolence of the...
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Okay, so... several ideas for a story:


Horror:
-Professor becomes his obsession.
-Town goes mad, one man's psychological journey.
-Mysterious murder, one detective's cosmological horror.


Sword and Sorcery:
-Elder God eats a knight, grants him superpowers.
-Low Fantasy sort of "Free Company".


SciFi:
-Scientist engineers himself to perfection.


I dunno how any of these will work out... short story? Novel? Novella? Ugh, I gotta work...
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Reading some Lovecraft, I'd like to be a published author sometime soon so I'm pushing for it now. I'm thinking about re-appropriating a horror story I wrote awhile back for a roleplaying game I play, turning it into a free story and getting it published. Horror, Sword and Sorcery, SciFi, I'd kill to be an author for any of these genres. But I guess I...
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By the way, I should mention, I'm running for President in 2012 on a write-in campaign! Vote for me and I shall find a way to reward you in anyway your heart desires. Some might call this bribery, I call it: AMERICA. Why should you vote for me? Well I am better than the other choices, also I'm honest as shit about everything I plan...
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I'm back, back in the New York groove. Well okay, Suicide Girl groove, whatever. Anyways, I'm back!

My arms went numb after Krav Maga on Tuesday... oh yeah! I started Krav Maga. But now I've got this painful joint pain (Redundant Department of Redundancy) and it won't go away! Ah well, it's nice to know I can still punch awesomely and kick with the power of Odin's fire.

Thor be with you... and also with you.

But basically I don't know what...
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Well I updated my profile, linked it to my blog... er... Skulgrim's advice column. (Yeah it's totally not mine...) In any case, it's good for a read if you wanna laugh and shit. If not then you likely want to just attack me with a fire poker. In any case I've recently come to the conclusion I live in the seventies predominantly. My favorite bands,...
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