You can assume until you fume...until you assume the costume of your own doom....and I'll still be sitting here, unphased, and fertile for the filling.
You would have done well to stop questioning my motives, but it would shame me to ask "What gives?" Blood is thick when there's litter in the line. I saw it coming, and now I've seen it pass. Twice. The...
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You would have done well to stop questioning my motives, but it would shame me to ask "What gives?" Blood is thick when there's litter in the line. I saw it coming, and now I've seen it pass. Twice. The...
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djkeoski:
Hey tryst if you're still in richmond email me if you wanna meet up for a beer or somethin, djkeoski@comcast.net
iamsynn:
yeah i think im headin down there for valentine's day for my friends 'fuck love party'
"You're so cynical, and still so naive."
And I am.
And I am.
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sarcastro:
yeah, that's pretty much too
pulloffmywings:
that's the way to be
I worked by myself tonight -- which meant I got to prance around without a flaming red apron on, listening to The Queen is Dead at full volume. I also got to flick people off for pounding on the locked store door. I was like "Can't you read the fucking sign? What part of CLOSED don't you understand?!" One guy was running around the parking...
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hobocop:
have you tried cleaning the dirty bathtub?
tracyramone:
i had to clean my dirty tub yesterday - being away for 2 weeks the man didnt do much of nothing!
I gave Matty a copy of Strunk and White's "The Elements of Style" (best and most concise book for anyone who writes), and the newest Dave Weckl cd, since he's all into jazz, and he'd never heard him before. I wanted him to hear some kickass drumming, and was hoping the album (previously unheard by me) wasn't too...er...cheesy. When I came into work tonight, he...
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tori:
i'm still shocked to hell that you and mr. awry know each other. so strange. i'll have to see what kind of funny things he knows about you 
so here's the new plan. you come up to nyc. we'll beat the shit out of sam until he realizes that if anyone's emo, it's him. trust me, a few punches to the balls and he'll say anything. he gets a lil cranky everytime i punch him in the balls- i always try to explain just how funny it is, and how cute his "i got punched in the balls face is..", but he just doesn't seem to understand.... and then.... vegan condiments, photo set, and sex? it'll totally work.
i'm a bit cranky at the boy. he got me sick. i have the sorest throat ever. i can't sleep at night, and spend my waking hours drugging myself to try to minimalize some of the pain. he's decided to start camping out at my place. i like seeing him, really. but he needs to call before coming over. he needs to not leave his shit all scattered through my room. oh and he should have sex with me more often rather than trying to cuddle with me and whispering gross things like "i love you" in my ear. i'm trying to enforce the put out or get out theory and he's just not getting it. i tried to explain it to him. it's kinda like "you know how you keep goin at it til you cum? yeah. well. you're not gettin sleep til i get my cookie too." but alas. it's mr. awry, and he just doesn't get much of that. he's started referring to me as "baby" and i wanna strangle him. i really thought that i loved him or something, but these little things are making me want to castrate him..
but back to the issue at hand. you. me. nyc. i need your help kicking the boy into shape. and besides. it'd be totally fun. imagine the havoc we would wreak!
so here's the new plan. you come up to nyc. we'll beat the shit out of sam until he realizes that if anyone's emo, it's him. trust me, a few punches to the balls and he'll say anything. he gets a lil cranky everytime i punch him in the balls- i always try to explain just how funny it is, and how cute his "i got punched in the balls face is..", but he just doesn't seem to understand.... and then.... vegan condiments, photo set, and sex? it'll totally work.
i'm a bit cranky at the boy. he got me sick. i have the sorest throat ever. i can't sleep at night, and spend my waking hours drugging myself to try to minimalize some of the pain. he's decided to start camping out at my place. i like seeing him, really. but he needs to call before coming over. he needs to not leave his shit all scattered through my room. oh and he should have sex with me more often rather than trying to cuddle with me and whispering gross things like "i love you" in my ear. i'm trying to enforce the put out or get out theory and he's just not getting it. i tried to explain it to him. it's kinda like "you know how you keep goin at it til you cum? yeah. well. you're not gettin sleep til i get my cookie too." but alas. it's mr. awry, and he just doesn't get much of that. he's started referring to me as "baby" and i wanna strangle him. i really thought that i loved him or something, but these little things are making me want to castrate him..
but back to the issue at hand. you. me. nyc. i need your help kicking the boy into shape. and besides. it'd be totally fun. imagine the havoc we would wreak!
victorian:
that was one of the best entries i ever read
INFP -- that's my personality type. Go take the Myers-Briggs test online and share yours. I took two very different versions of the test, and the percentages were almost exactly the same -- not to mention I was an INFP 4 years ago as well. I feel like I've changed immensely, but it's refreshing to see that some things...well, some things never change. I represent...
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iamsynn:
i dont know man i might sound like a loser for this but ahh fuck it. i never had sex with someone that i didnt feel like i was in love with, sadley feelin and beeing are VERY different. after 5 years of trial and error i came to that comclusion. i was raised with very solid values so i cant really help thinkin like that, and i guess if i believed my own lie it would be alright, but i think im though with lieing to my self. i just get too much more than i bargain for when i say that im in love soo i've choosen to just live life and not worry that i have a dick because its useless to worry about such trivial things in life like other people, who have such low self esteem that any type of attention or using someone for a night makes them feel better. fuck that i've always had sucky self esteem and im cool with it. i just want to enjoy life every little minute of it with out makin it more difficult than it is.
how about that cyber?
oh and im sorry if i offended anyone about the one night stand thing. some people get down like that just not me
how about that cyber?
oh and im sorry if i offended anyone about the one night stand thing. some people get down like that just not me
hobocop:
i really, really think you should do the playboy/suicide girl of the week.
did you ever hear anything about that sg album thingie with the crazy sg rap battles?
did you ever hear anything about that sg album thingie with the crazy sg rap battles?
I am so excited about going to DC Burlesque on Monday. I need to wear something that screams "Buy me drinks".
I'm broke.
Morrissey should fly cross country and come. I would die. No, you idiots, I mean it -- I would literally DIE. Cardiac arrest -- bam -- nothing. But it would be the happiest death in the history of deaths -- there would...
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I'm broke.
Morrissey should fly cross country and come. I would die. No, you idiots, I mean it -- I would literally DIE. Cardiac arrest -- bam -- nothing. But it would be the happiest death in the history of deaths -- there would...
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crazydasaint:
Tryst... coffee shop in Adams-Morgan, innit?
sarcastro:
Pout
Pout
Let it all out...
Anyway, yeah, I spent all day Saturday in my bed looking at the TV, not actually watching it, just dazing. At 8pm I got enough strength to buy a bottle of wine and watched Cops and Americas Most Wanted. Then I slept forever. It fucking sucked.
I spent a little bit of time on Monday with my girl, which was alright, but I was really looking forward to meeting some of the people from the board, as well as catching up with old friends. I was looking forward to driving this week. Needless to say, it's been a disappointing week.
That's great you're headed into the studio. Yes, you all need to practice your asses off as a band before spending a dime in the studio, it makes no sense otherwise. Maybe once you record this time around you'll actually let me hear your songs. Probably not though.
Pout
Let it all out...
Anyway, yeah, I spent all day Saturday in my bed looking at the TV, not actually watching it, just dazing. At 8pm I got enough strength to buy a bottle of wine and watched Cops and Americas Most Wanted. Then I slept forever. It fucking sucked.
I spent a little bit of time on Monday with my girl, which was alright, but I was really looking forward to meeting some of the people from the board, as well as catching up with old friends. I was looking forward to driving this week. Needless to say, it's been a disappointing week.
That's great you're headed into the studio. Yes, you all need to practice your asses off as a band before spending a dime in the studio, it makes no sense otherwise. Maybe once you record this time around you'll actually let me hear your songs. Probably not though.
I'm coming out of a week long depression you never knew I was in- with a fizzy caramel-colored beverage, the newest Sting cd (good lord it's good), and an actual lust to go dancing tonight. No more 14 hours of sleeping a day -- no more crying in the mornings for no reason when I come home from work -- no more boredom. I never...
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superdee:
Group hug 
patient_6d9:
Tryst you are welcome to hang out with me and PunkRockJuliette after the show. Do you have a way up there? I know at one time you said you didn't. I'm really happy that you are going. Im looking forward to finally meeting ya. If ya need anything leave a message on my journal. talk at ya later
"Let's go", he says. I sigh as I see the daily jumbles clutched in his hand, and a sly smirk upon his face.
He is always victorious with the jumbles. I'm stumped by the third one.
This has become routine. "You're the one for me, Fatty" is playing and I realize I'm missing enjoying my cd pick for jumbled jumble concentration. Anagrams of death. I...
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He is always victorious with the jumbles. I'm stumped by the third one.
This has become routine. "You're the one for me, Fatty" is playing and I realize I'm missing enjoying my cd pick for jumbled jumble concentration. Anagrams of death. I...
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dragonflycq:
Well....if you gave me yo numba beotch I would call yo ass up and be all like, "Hey baby, what you warin'...did you miss yo daddy today....cuz I'm comin' ova to spank dat ass!"
Sike. I'm headed to Henry Rollins tonight and will probably be comin' back through kinda late. When do you go into work? 11?
Sike. I'm headed to Henry Rollins tonight and will probably be comin' back through kinda late. When do you go into work? 11?
grey:
we do need to hang out. a hear a lot of people talking about going to dance night but i am so anti-dance. like for real, i can't do it. i think i'm going to hang out at my friend's house by your work tonight so i'll probably be going in there but i guess you won't be there. she just moved in so i'm sure you'll be seeing a lot of me! we do need to hang out sometime when you're off though.
"So here I am in a stolen car at a traffic light......."
I can't even think of the best kiss I've ever had....
I can't remember what it feels like be choked without hands...
or how it felt to slide 8 feet out of his room, victorious and broken, with a pack of Jolly Ranchers clutched in my hand...
I can't recall whether I came...
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I can't even think of the best kiss I've ever had....
I can't remember what it feels like be choked without hands...
or how it felt to slide 8 feet out of his room, victorious and broken, with a pack of Jolly Ranchers clutched in my hand...
I can't recall whether I came...
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hobocop:
IF you were right, i guess you could have one of my finest, cheapest cigars. Just out of curiousity, how do you know what plunging a toilet full of week-old spooge with a plunger covered in honey sounds like?
nucpro_gmac:
you have a fabulously wonderful way of spouting intriguingly goofy 'somethings', mildly neurotic yet insanely entertaining.
and YES I AM the POWER man and when my bretheren disconnect you....... you may beg for forgiveness and I may re-supply you with the juice.
Look forward to seeing you in DC!!
and YES I AM the POWER man and when my bretheren disconnect you....... you may beg for forgiveness and I may re-supply you with the juice.
Look forward to seeing you in DC!!
Why is my house so fucking cold??!!
I keep thinking of that Michael Frank song "Popsicle Toes"...10 pts for you if you know who Michael Frank is.
So...this is getting on my nerves...friends of mine pounding on my window or door when I'm asleep. I have no blinds. You can see right in, and clearly, I'm a-fucking-sleep. I hate being bothered when I'm sleeping. Unless...
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I keep thinking of that Michael Frank song "Popsicle Toes"...10 pts for you if you know who Michael Frank is.
So...this is getting on my nerves...friends of mine pounding on my window or door when I'm asleep. I have no blinds. You can see right in, and clearly, I'm a-fucking-sleep. I hate being bothered when I'm sleeping. Unless...
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tori:
hrmm. cause my asshole friend that was crashing at my house let this asshole who i went out on a date with once or twice like a year and a half ago and his pit bull in today. and woke me up. i stumbled out of my room to find them all in my living room. needless to say i was not pleased with anyone...
i had to explain to my friend that anyone that's really my friend (and not just saying that) has my number, and knows full well to call before showing up at my doorstep. and had they done that, my ass would have been awake waiting for them, or they would have keys to my house, or i would have just left the keys out for them...
luckilly he started tryin to kick it to my friend so i didn't have to deal with it... this was after i almost made him cry by telling him exactly why i wanted nothing to do with him.
people suck. i'll come kick people who knock on your door for you...
i had to explain to my friend that anyone that's really my friend (and not just saying that) has my number, and knows full well to call before showing up at my doorstep. and had they done that, my ass would have been awake waiting for them, or they would have keys to my house, or i would have just left the keys out for them...
luckilly he started tryin to kick it to my friend so i didn't have to deal with it... this was after i almost made him cry by telling him exactly why i wanted nothing to do with him.
people suck. i'll come kick people who knock on your door for you...
twilightmaiden:
Hey Girl, I was going to come by sev to see you but I kinda passed out and didnt wake up until 6am haha. People need to learn to leave other people alone. I used to have a friend who would call every 5 mins until I picked up the phone. And another friend who would knock on my window all night long and call at the same time. I hate people 
Tell me what I'm missing. (as if you had just made the comment "You don't know what you're missing.")
...creatively...
I got my first "day" crush on a guy with cerebal palsy who came into my work the other day. I'll probably never see him again, but I wish he had taken me for a ride in his special car.
...creatively...
I got my first "day" crush on a guy with cerebal palsy who came into my work the other day. I'll probably never see him again, but I wish he had taken me for a ride in his special car.
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twilightmaiden:
you're missing the little things in life. the way the sun shines through the trees, the way the breeze brushes your hair across your face.
I might be craving some summer.
I might be craving some summer.
doctashock:
Yeah, Pumpkin was .... interesting. i wasn't sure if I was supposed to be laughing or not.
Then at the parts where I couldn't help myself, I felt guilty for laughing.
Damn movie
Then at the parts where I couldn't help myself, I felt guilty for laughing.
Damn movie
We had only kissed a few times, and he asked me "How do you like your sex?" -- kind of like if he was asking how I liked my eggs or my martinis.
"How do you like your sex?"
He was a sweet boy, but in the back of my head I was thinking -- does he think he's gonna get some or is he...
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"How do you like your sex?"
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t42unme:
Wow, nicely said and I don't mean the sex part. Now that you have come to "eliminate all of the mystery that allows passion to purr" and I know, does this mean sex is off between us??
hobocop:
the first time i had rough sex, i thought she was trying to take my wallet. once i realized that my wallet was in my pants, which i didn't have on, everything was cool and i stopped trying to punch her