"There ain't no other that can do the things that I'll do to you
And I get discouraged 'cause you treat me just like a child
And they say I'm so shy, but with you I just go wild
I didn't wanna pressure you, baby
But all I ever wanted to do
I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes...
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And I get discouraged 'cause you treat me just like a child
And they say I'm so shy, but with you I just go wild
I didn't wanna pressure you, baby
But all I ever wanted to do
I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes...
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jakeypooh:
no troubles bubbles. I'm a little drama bitch...just ask meaney. I ingest self pity like it's vitamin c.
Anywho.
How's it going on your side of the country? I wanna leave this part of it...and new england seems glorious compared to cornfield, usa.
Anywho.
How's it going on your side of the country? I wanna leave this part of it...and new england seems glorious compared to cornfield, usa.
3am:
I can't wait for Christmas! 
Dustin Hoffman: "Are you the king of anything?"
Will Ferrell: "King of anything?"
Dustine Hoffman: "You know, King of the Lanes..."
Will Farrell: "King of the Lanes?"
Dustin Hoffman: "...King of the Trolls..."
-Stranger Than Fiction
Hi all! Just wanted to drop in and say hello. I miss my time surfing the naked chicks and enjoying the journals. I am a slave to the MAN...
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Will Ferrell: "King of anything?"
Dustine Hoffman: "You know, King of the Lanes..."
Will Farrell: "King of the Lanes?"
Dustin Hoffman: "...King of the Trolls..."
-Stranger Than Fiction
Hi all! Just wanted to drop in and say hello. I miss my time surfing the naked chicks and enjoying the journals. I am a slave to the MAN...
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jaytan:
Did you actuallly play my CD for your kids? I gotta hear this story. Dammit, where were you when I was in high sch --- oh yeah --- in my grade, sitting in the AP kids class.
Double dammit.
Yes, I worked for the WFA, but that obviously doesn't really matter anymore. (Are we really talking about the same WFA?)
Double dammit.
Yes, I worked for the WFA, but that obviously doesn't really matter anymore. (Are we really talking about the same WFA?)
1xxx1:
raey wen yppah
But I
I would wish it all away
If I thought I'd lose you just one day
The devil of his had me down
In love with the dark side I'd found
Dabbling all the way down
Up to my neck soon to drown
But you changed that all for me
Lifted me up, turned me around
Prayed like a father dusk to dawn
Beg...
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I would wish it all away
If I thought I'd lose you just one day
The devil of his had me down
In love with the dark side I'd found
Dabbling all the way down
Up to my neck soon to drown
But you changed that all for me
Lifted me up, turned me around
Prayed like a father dusk to dawn
Beg...
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jaytan:
Wait, you didn't actually erase a comment of mine, did you? Or did I just imagine that my research of a "c-hood pierce" (WHOA!!! YAOOWWZZZAAA!!!) led to a comment?
I wouldn't have figured that's up your alley, but cool! Huh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh-huh.
Also, they're on the way. Enjoy.
I wouldn't have figured that's up your alley, but cool! Huh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh-huh.
Also, they're on the way. Enjoy.
paolodesade:
Happy Thanksgiving
"Times are strange
We got a free upgrade for
snakes on a plane.
Fuck 'em, I don't care.
Pop the cheap champagne,
we're going down in flames, hey.
Oh, I'm ready for it!
Come on, bring it." -Cobra Starship, "Snakes on a Plane"
Incidentally, I have had it with this motherfucking song playing
in my motherfucking head!
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We got a free upgrade for
snakes on a plane.
Fuck 'em, I don't care.
Pop the cheap champagne,
we're going down in flames, hey.
Oh, I'm ready for it!
Come on, bring it." -Cobra Starship, "Snakes on a Plane"
Incidentally, I have had it with this motherfucking song playing
in my motherfucking head!
Well, I managed to sneak a minute to...
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bonfirecollapse:
everybody loves raymond!!!!!
paolodesade:
Send vvbg my way when she turns legal, I like girls who try to bite when I pull their hair. 
Im an English teacher, not Tomb Raider!
-The Decent
I went to see The Decent last night with my friend Wayne, who I see movies with, usually on an every-other-month basis. We alternate on who chooses the movie, but every time I choose a sucky one, he threatens to never let me chose again. Past mistakes of mine include Darkness and Silent Hill (though...
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-The Decent
I went to see The Decent last night with my friend Wayne, who I see movies with, usually on an every-other-month basis. We alternate on who chooses the movie, but every time I choose a sucky one, he threatens to never let me chose again. Past mistakes of mine include Darkness and Silent Hill (though...
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jaytan:
You're online now, aren't you?
Birthday - Internet. All night. Again.
Hope it's been a good one.
Birthday - Internet. All night. Again.
Hope it's been a good one.
3am:
I saw Descent the other day and really enjoyed it! There is apparently a different ending in the UK version. Interesting...
I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm...
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I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm...
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gamma:
Well now aren't you just jealous that I got to take pics at the Mutter because I emailed ahead of time and pulled the "I'm-a-scholar-of-Victorian-literature-and-would-like-to-use-these-pics-to-back-up-my-thesis-on-Victorian-people's-ideas," although my thesis is actually about medieval feminism 
Of course, I took the picture of the 12-inch long dried up penis that was in the back room...if you ever need your fix of pics, let me know
Your pics are soooo funny! Walter and I were in Newport on Sunday and he stole my camera and I was not able to get any pics of him ('cept for on my camera phone) yet he was able to get all the really ridiculous pictures of me. I'll be posting those soon by the way!
Two questions you didn't answer though were:
1. Where did you stay?
2. What bars did you go to?
I'm curious to see if you were subject to the horrors of Ludwig's where it smells like a sewer and the waitresses wear lederhosen.
And by the way, I totally agree with like half of your list of hot men...although if you had a crush on David Caruso I don't know how I feel about you now
Of course, I took the picture of the 12-inch long dried up penis that was in the back room...if you ever need your fix of pics, let me know
Your pics are soooo funny! Walter and I were in Newport on Sunday and he stole my camera and I was not able to get any pics of him ('cept for on my camera phone) yet he was able to get all the really ridiculous pictures of me. I'll be posting those soon by the way!
Two questions you didn't answer though were:
1. Where did you stay?
2. What bars did you go to?
I'm curious to see if you were subject to the horrors of Ludwig's where it smells like a sewer and the waitresses wear lederhosen.
And by the way, I totally agree with like half of your list of hot men...although if you had a crush on David Caruso I don't know how I feel about you now
jakeypooh:
You know, as long as you aren't LITERALLY touching americas youth....
Actually, you always hear about those hot teachers having affairs with their students.
If i win the lottery and it's over 15 million, i'll give you some. And i don't mean money.
just kidding. i'll give you money. I think i owe you like four dollars anyway.
Actually, you always hear about those hot teachers having affairs with their students.
If i win the lottery and it's over 15 million, i'll give you some. And i don't mean money.
just kidding. i'll give you money. I think i owe you like four dollars anyway.
I figured Id spend my first thousand years of Hell in some entry-level position, but after that I wanted to move into management. Be a real team player. Hell is going see enormous growth in market share over the next millennium. I wanted to ride the crest.
-Tender Branson, Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
Dont get me wrong. Cervical cancer is nothing to joke about. And...
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-Tender Branson, Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
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3am:
You can FREE cervical cancer postcards from magazines? Jackpot!
I was really interested in seeing Art School Confidential, but the reviews were not too kind. I'll give it a shot when it's released on DVD. The preview made me laugh.
I was really interested in seeing Art School Confidential, but the reviews were not too kind. I'll give it a shot when it's released on DVD. The preview made me laugh.
dekews:
heheheehe
Those online critics, theyre a dime a dozen. Everybody with a mouth and a computer.
-Chef Assassin, in Chuck Palahniuks Haunted
I finally finished Crime and Punishment, and I have decided that I am just not very smart. I have no desire to read any more Russian literature, as in my opinion, it was just a very, very long after school special: Johnny kills...
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-Chef Assassin, in Chuck Palahniuks Haunted
I finally finished Crime and Punishment, and I have decided that I am just not very smart. I have no desire to read any more Russian literature, as in my opinion, it was just a very, very long after school special: Johnny kills...
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lucky33:
I love your new avatar photo!
I have no desire to read Russian literature either. I am all for learning and expanding your horizons and all that...but reading should be fun/interesting/soothing/anything but work. It wouldn't be so bad, except it seems all of the 'good' Russian stuff is about 1200 pages long. Geesh.
I have no desire to read Russian literature either. I am all for learning and expanding your horizons and all that...but reading should be fun/interesting/soothing/anything but work. It wouldn't be so bad, except it seems all of the 'good' Russian stuff is about 1200 pages long. Geesh.
lucky33:
This is a blend of things found at Walgreens. But the blue was Manic Panic's atomic turquoise. It was really hot outside and Walgreens was closer than the manic panic shop. I get my bleach at a beauty supply store. A packet of powder and a bottle of developer. I paint everything on with a paintbrush all at the same time (after I bleached the top). So I only have to rinse once. So far so good. I get better at it everytime I do it. Purple and white would look great!
Okay, turn off the joy juice!
-Doctor Bob (Rowlf) to Nurse Piggy on Veterinarians Hospital skit (Muppet Show) after inhaling a copious amount of anesthesia prior to performing surgery
Wow! I like the new SG website background. Very funky. I think my membership expires in a few days, and Im wondering if SG will send me a notice on how to update that or if...
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-Doctor Bob (Rowlf) to Nurse Piggy on Veterinarians Hospital skit (Muppet Show) after inhaling a copious amount of anesthesia prior to performing surgery
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bonfirecollapse:
ok i'll be the first to take the musical quiz.....
1. i have 6 dave matthews albums and 2 phish albums. (this isn't going into my tapes and all my glam rock)
2. illcommunication by the beastie boys.
3. anything by poison.
4. some song on the play tape at work last night.
5. i'd like to see mark knopfler in concerrt
6. ditto on geddy lee.
7. mike patton, chan marshal from cat power or jennifer charles from ellysian fields
8. muhna muhna (i used to have the theme to inspector gadget)
9. kid606
10. the roots
11. something by tool.....hooker with a penis maybe?
12. i can't mention it here or it'll be stuck in my head again.
1. i have 6 dave matthews albums and 2 phish albums. (this isn't going into my tapes and all my glam rock)
2. illcommunication by the beastie boys.
3. anything by poison.
4. some song on the play tape at work last night.
5. i'd like to see mark knopfler in concerrt
6. ditto on geddy lee.
7. mike patton, chan marshal from cat power or jennifer charles from ellysian fields
8. muhna muhna (i used to have the theme to inspector gadget)
9. kid606
10. the roots
11. something by tool.....hooker with a penis maybe?
12. i can't mention it here or it'll be stuck in my head again.
zode:
Be careful I think it is a trap...
Okay. The week from hell. Where to begin.
Disclaimer: This is only ONE week in countless many that are NOT hellish. That being said, anyone who is considering a career teaching in an under-funded urban school should skip this entry.
Ill start this off by telling you that I had a breakdown at work today. Somehow I ended up in the back room of the...
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Disclaimer: This is only ONE week in countless many that are NOT hellish. That being said, anyone who is considering a career teaching in an under-funded urban school should skip this entry.
Ill start this off by telling you that I had a breakdown at work today. Somehow I ended up in the back room of the...
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zode:
I Love a Nice Nap...
bonfirecollapse:
i just found this picture and died laughing. hopefully it won't get cut off.
dammit it does. well the rest of that word is masturbate. hahahaha.
dammit it does. well the rest of that word is masturbate. hahahaha.
After work, I waited a half hour in the blazing sun to get my car inspected for the state today. Not only was the process annoying due to the intense heat, but I had a bizarre encounter with one of the service station men, who is now on my Americas Most Sketchy list. I paid for the inspection with my debit card, which doubles as...
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bonfirecollapse:
this is one of the sidewalk chalk drawings by that guy that i was trying to tell you about last weekend.
Let's think about this for a moment....Mickey Mouse....Steamboat Willie....river....ocean....fish....STAR fish!!! Did I just blow your mind? It all makes sense now. Meet me at the Liberty Bell and bring your switchblade! I've got a plan.