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So, it's time for a new blog post. No story this time. Sorry, I know you were all on the edge of your seat waiting for the follow-up.

I'm a horrible person.

No, I regret to inform you that this time it is going to be me tooting my own horn and shamelessly plugging my new Myspace artist page. I finally finished my...
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About a week ago, I had a strange flashback.

It started as I was lying down in my bed reading Catch-22 and Slaughterhouse Five at the same time--yes, it's hard to do, but I'm confident in my abilities to multi-task literature--and as I made my periodic switch from Heller to Vonnegut, I felt an odd sensation in the back of my head. It...
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ohsoordinary:
Um... So... I just read your blog....












Holy shit.
prockgirlscout:
Excellent piece of writing. Reminds me of Sedaris, honestly. Of course now I'm left wondering if it's really true. I find most people with experiences that interesting don't have the chops to write about them and those that do don't have experiences like that to write about. If you're the exception, I'm intrigued.

And on a practical note, the balsa wood reference reminded me of why I hate apartment living. At least the apartments I can afford.
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So, um, anyone wanna go with me to the Cloud Cult show with me? It's next Wednesday at the Empty Bottle; 9:30pm. Tickets are $8 and it's 21+, so my girlfriend can't go, but I still really want to.
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I haven't slept in 36 hours. I was unbelievably tired all of today. Yet, for some reason, I am unable to fall asleep now.

What. The. Fuck.

Oh hey, I'm designing a new tattoo. wink
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I wrote shit tonight. For two hours straight, as per the suggestion of my manager and his amazing (free) workshop he's putting me on. Ha.

It's probably shit, but hey, it's something, and I'll take something over nothing any day of the fucking week. Except Funday! Hey-o!
lostlucy:
some days one can be proud of even one nice sentence, i do understand.
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So I was an idiot. I realized it. And she was amazing and wonderful enough to give me a second chance.

I promise not to fuck up this time.
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So... After a long, difficult debate with myself, I decided to break off our relationship.

She's destroyed...

And I feel like the biggest asshole in the world.
severus:
Hey. I'm sorry. I hope things won't be too bad but that's never easy. Take care.
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So Panther's CD is finally out. I totally bought one of the limited edition copies with the DVD. But now I have to wait for however long it's going to take to get here.

I'm contemplating buying another copy on iTunes just so I can have it now... Gah!

Also, he's coming to Chicago on the 31st, and I'll be...
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cockzombie:
I dont know how you found me, but I want to be the first to let you know that you are so handsome my heart skipped a beat