Tuesday Aug 16, 2005

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I'm going to Night Court tonight. I was caught going over 26 mph over the speed limit (74 in a 45 zone). I'm kinda hoping that they don't suspend my license...that was the fourth ticket in about 6 months for me.

I've been driving slower lately.





Mostly.
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ninadelamorte:
i love your profile pic!
corriander:
Mostly? Mostly my ass!

Sunday Aug 14, 2005

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So. Updates. With the help of the awesome Corriander, I now have a blue fuzzy couch from funkysofa.com, and a matching blue fuzzy chair. my 3 david langham pieces (www.dlangham.com) and my shag print have been foisted off on Aaron Brothers Art Mart, and they'll be nicely matted and framed in about 10 days. so yay for artwork.

i also now have a bed, a...
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Friday Aug 12, 2005

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wugglyump:
hold her and love her.
blck_flwrsplease:
ahhh, frown poor doggy...........

Thursday Aug 11, 2005

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from a story i'm working on:

It seemed as though the stars were bursting out of puckers in the sky. Some force was pushing them from behind, dislodging them from their stable craters, their nests of fire. I could almost see the angle and curve of their descent if I looked hard enough, squinted just right. They glittered as they fell, but they made no...
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blck_flwrsplease:
yes, very nice indeed -
xtine:
speaking of evil and pigs, i'm truly convinced that Fergie 9the family pig) does eat souls and would devour mine had I one left to consume,

Wednesday Aug 10, 2005

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the furniture purchasing continues unabated. i went to cost plus today and spent enough money to choke several large monkeys. a few baboons and maybe a silverback. i just waved my card around and acted non-chalant about it, but i was sweating inside. i had to squeeze my socks out when i got home.

anyway. i got a dining room table. and two chairs. i...
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rainwolfkin:
i used to have my own flat, but for a complex of reasons, i had to bed. sleeping on the floor does surprizing things to your back after a while, you should get a mattress pronto!

i wish i could go shopping with you. i love the home decor thing, but i'm sure your tastes are better than mine. i'd have you buying pink fluffy faux fur coated longe chairs and maybe some bondage tables and what not to be used as make-shift dining tables and things. that would impress the guests. smile
corriander:
<cracks neck, strectches back>

Now where is that couch.

Did you remeber to reserve the truck??

Sunday Aug 07, 2005

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so there i was, in a warehouse full of wood and metal and weird fabrics. the scent of sawdust and plastic assaulted my nostrils like tiny marines made of stink. i was there for one thing. a sofa. well, maybe two things. i was also hoping to pick up a chair, but i'll deny that to my dying breath.

roberto was a nice man, but...
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whitewidow:
How could that NOT be funnybiggrin

Kisses kiss kiss
rainwolfkin:
OMG!!!! i can't believe that i got your package today!!! so soon after you sent it! and so many goodies! i've been trying to avoid gorging myself on twinkies - so far i've only have one. blush yummies yummies! you shouldn't have sent so much, i didn't realise it would be so expensive. its really nice of you to do.

i want to send you something in return, but i have to find a job first. and i have to think of something you might want.

thank you thank you thank you! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Wednesday Aug 03, 2005

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I HAVE SPOONS.

things are looking up.

no, i am not drunk.

ok, thanks.
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wugglyump:
you have spoons? i have hands!
prockg:
When glass breaks, the cracks can move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

A Strange but true fact brought to you by the Non Fiction group. smile

Monday Aug 01, 2005

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yarg. lots of shit going down lately. in no particular order:

a) i'm in my new place. this is good. i have no furniture. this is bad. i get to go shopping for new furniture. this is good. it will cost a lot of money. this is bad.

b) my dog had a seizure last night. i woke up and she was jerking around, clamping...
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corriander:
FUNKY SOFA!!!!
daghost:
Wow.

a. Awesome new places rock.

b. Where is the slightlt tearing emoticon? frown

c. Yay!

d. Air matress, fun and portable!

e. Great idea, negative space bats, cool.

f. Man, ain't that the truth!

Thursday Jul 28, 2005

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Ok, so I'm just about ready to set up an appointment for my first tattoo. I want it to be a bat (bats have always been a big thing with me) in reverse silhouette. Meaning that the bat itself will not be a tattoo, but the outline will be made of a ton of little bats that fade to outlines, then broken outlines at the...
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rhys:
it was actually at renfest. i was walking around and i heard a rooster.. so i looked up in the tree and there he was! i have this weird thing where i start laughing every time i see a chicken/rooster. i think they're hillarious. i saw a book in barnes and noble once that was just photographs of really weird types of chickens. it was pretty nifty.
wugglyump:
i....LOVE LOVE LOVE harold and maude

Tuesday Jul 26, 2005

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blck_flwrsplease:
yes, Im glad that youre maniacly happy -smile I love cake - that looks really good - especially icing flowers -mmmmm- but there is definately something to be said for cocconut creme pie too -
I will watch that movie soon - the picture is quite interesting -
twinkie:
awwwwwww luuurve!

i think it just depends on the pie and the cake. i really hate frosting most of the time because it is too sweet.

Thursday Jul 21, 2005

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been a busy beaver-type thing. i don't think i'm gonna build a dam out of my wood, though.

got another freelance writing job, writing help files for a software application. i'm gonna be insulting. seriously. like "you seriously don't understand this? do you wear a helmet around the house? what's wrong with you?" i've already been paid, so i'm gonna go for it. biggrin

i wrote...
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corriander:
Mmmm . . . sushi . . . beer . . .

Sounds good that you are moving closer. Chances are if you go to an event, I will be around. I tend to go to many of them, provided they are not posted with a few hours warning.
zombieelvis:
Admit it - me naked in the mini-shower gave you a boner.

you are a dirty, dirty man.

My poem:

Miss Heather Mansell-Jones
Some say she's got no bones
But legs made of wickers
That protrude from her knickers
And shrub-like erogenous zones.

Shut up, I'm the best.
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